A/N: So for this one, I changed the scene to right after they played Slytherin and won the cup in the 3rd book

As before:

Alicia

Angelina

Fred

George

And now Katie instead of Lee

They had done it, what most had thought the impossible; they had done. The Gryffindor Quidditch team had won the cup. But before they were allowed to join the party raging in their tower, they were forced to listen to Oliver's teary eyed lecture.

I can't believe he's still talking

I think he's talking more to himself than to us, he hasn't noticed we haven't been listening

Hey watch it Leesh, you're going to bleed all over the paper!

It's not my fault that that bloody Bole hit me in the face with his bat! I think he broke my damn nose. Oh he's going to get it…

Don't worry; I think I broke his for you when I elbowed him

Hooch was so pissed at you for that, and I bet you Fred broke Flint's nose

I hope so; I can't believe what that filthy arse did! How dare he touch my Angel

I was fine! Honestly it's just a couple of bruises. But Wood better hurry up though, or Alicia's going to lose all her blood

Oh come on, it's not that bad. Plus, Angelina's entire head is swelling…

Says the girl whose face was bashed in by a club. Here squeeze my hand…

DAMN! THAT HURTS!

You told me too

Will you two calm down? Stop arguing, WE JUST WON THE CUP!

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT! Is Oliver honestly still talking to himself?

Oh God, he's crying again.

I really wish he'd stop doing that

Yes, it is quite pathetic

I think it's sweet

You think everything he does is sweet

So, it's not my fault he's hot

Good point there

Hey!

What? It's true…

Mmmmm very

Angel!

Well…

You two are supposed to be OUR girlfriends

Yeah! Hey wait, you don't have a girlfriend

Oh good job George

AHH! Alicia and George sitting in a tree!

'f-u-c'

ANGELINA!

Sorry, couldn't help myself…

You didn't even tell your own brother! I'm ashamed

We were waiting until after the final match…you heard what Wood said…no 'inter team relationships'

Since when do you listen to that dirty, egotistical, annoying-

I thought you said he was 'hot'

Yeah, but he's still a prat. Now, like I was saying, you've never bothered to listen to him before Leesh

Wow, good point...why do we listen to him so much?

Well we don't really, or we'd be listening to his speech right now

True…

And we don't listen to his speeches because he is an over protective, obsessive, insane, completely ridiculous-

Alright Angel, we get the idea

I still can't believe all the crap he's made us do

Like?

What didn't he make us do? He told us when we played Hufflepuff that their chasers were very small and fast fliers, so we should LOSE WEIGHT

He didn't

Oooh but he did. Stupid irrational idiotic-

And the time he didn't let us eat anything except carbs…I still can't eat a potato without gagging

I think I remember that…you guys were in terrible moods.

Watch it Weasley. I know where you live…

Moving on; there was the time he monitored our friends, we weren't allowed to study or anything with non-Gryffindor students

And when he told us our schoolwork was getting in the way of our Quidditch

And that we were spending too much time writing to our parents, when we could be strategizing plays

And when he wouldn't let us hang out with anyone but each other for a month, so we could 'bond' better and be a 'smoother' team

And when we weren't allowed to talk to guys because they would distract us

And when he said-

"Hello team, having fun complaining about what an awful captain I was?" Oliver asked, smiling while reading the note from over their shoulders.

"Of course not, you must have read it wrong." Alicia stammered out, while crumpling the note into her pocket. "We were, erm, taking notes…not passing them. We would never do that." She put on her most convincing smile, and Katie and Angelina joined her in similar looks. Oliver didn't look convinced, but he didn't look angry however, actually he seemed rather amused.

"Really? Then why can't I see it Leesh?" he asked her. Alicia glanced at the other four, but they gave no signs of help.

"You don't need to see it, you know what you said."

"Plus, it's covered in Leesh's blood"

"What? Oh right, well you can go to the hospital wing as soon as you give me your note."

"Sorry, can't mate." George chimed in. "Because poor Katie here wouldn't want you to see what she wrote. Oops! I've said too much…" Katie flushed at this, and attempted to stammer something out, but was interrupted by Fred.

"Yeah, she wouldn't want you to see how she was writing about how hot you are." This shut up Oliver. He blushed lightly,

"Yes, well, um, I'll just be getting back to what I was saying-"

I CANNOT believe you said that.

You two are terrible! If you wanted him to find out what she said, you could have just shown him! Then at least I could have gone to madam Pomfrey! This is absolutely ridiculous! I haven't gotten any blood left! I'm just going to shrivel up and-"

Leesh? Calm down!

Yeah, your tempers back

I don't have a temper, thank you very much

Then explain your last penalty. You've never missed one. That one though was off by miles.

Wow, thanks a lot guys

Anytime!

I think we really pissed off Oliver

So? that's my favorite past time

Yes, I must agree, it is nearly as good a sport as Quidditch

What are the best ways to annoy him?

Hmm…not paying attention to his pep talks?

Or sleeping through them entirely

Telling him that we aren't going to practice when he leaves and just give Slytherin the cup

Flirting with our chasers

Snogging our chasers

Calling him Ollie and Coachy

Or big giant git

That's a good one…

Guys I think he's done now

Why do you say that?

Well…

"So, you DO sleep through my talks…interesting"

"Hey big giant git!'

"He means Ollie"

"Erm, coachy"

"Ehem, OLIVER they meant."

"My team is absolutely ridiculous."

"Aw, we love you too Ollie!"

"Stop calling me that."

"Do you prefer giant git?"

"…."

"Thought so."

"Oliver, on behalf of the entire team, I would like to thank you for being an incredible captain and leading us to victory-"

"Stop sucking up to him Kit, every one knows he fancies you already."

"Does not"

"Does too"

"not"

"too!"

"Will you guys stuff it? Of course he does."

"You do?"

"I do"

"He does!"

"Now we just gotta find Harry a girl…"

"Thanks, but Harry's just fine here without one!"

"Oh but I have a friend that's perfect for you!"

"Thanks Alicia, but I've met most of your friends and…"

"Hey!"

"Can we join the party now?"

"Yes, I think that's the best way to end this day. With a LONG party. But really guys, I must say something now that you all are actually listening."

"Yes?"

"Just, thank you"

"Awe! Ollie really does like us!" they all chorused. And with that, all seven of them, arm in arm, trooped up to the Gryffindor common room (after a quick visit to the hospital wing to fix Leesh's nose and stop Angelina's swelling) for a party to end all parties. Even if their captain was leaving, they would always be a team. Forever, this moment would live on.