Warning: Slight OOC


Just before the feast ended, Dumbledore introduced the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Her name was Rose Evans. As quickly as he mentioned her name he also quickly dismissed the students and bid them a goodnight. Harry, though, was looking at Rose Evans in a strange but curious matter. She looks so familiar, yet I can't seem to think where I've seen her before. Maybe your just making stuff up Harry he said to himself and quickly ran up to Ron as the two made their way to the common room to try out the wizardoputer.

Cho got up from her seat and told Luna and Padma that she will meet them in the common room later and that she had to meet up with someone first. She walked to the Gryffindor table where she met up with Ginny and Hermione. "Ready to go Gin?" said Cho.

"Where are you two going?" asked Hermione. Both Cho and Ginny looked at each other. "Oh c'mon guys you can tell me."

"Well you see Hermione, Cho has a new computer that she got when her mum in the muggle world. So we've decided to make profiles in the Hogwarts Dating Service. Trust me though its for a good cause" Ginny assured Hermione.

"What cause is it for Gin, you know I disapprove of that dating service everyone is raving about."

"Well Gin gave me the idea of putting a profile on there so that it would be easier for me to move on" said Cho.

"Oh Cho my dear, you are still hurt about Cedric? That happened three years ago though." said Hermione. "But if its to help you heal then ill approve. So what is your cause Gin?"

"To win Harry's heart. He claimed that he had so many lady friends on the dating service and well, I got a tab bit jealous. So I was gonna make a profile and win him over the other girls."

"Oh my goodness Harry made one too!.. wow, what was his profile name?" asked Hermione

"Haha you won't believe this, his profile name is TheChosenHunk!" explained Ginny. Hermione burst out laughing. "Well you wont believe Ron's! When I first saw it I kinda got angry because girls would be all over him." said Hermione

"You like my brother!" said a wide eyed Gin. "Me? Like Ron? Haha, funny one Gin. I'm just simply looking out for one of my best friend." Both Cho and Gin looked at each other and smile for they knew the truth. "So what is Ron's name on there anyways Herm?" asked Cho.

"His profile name is RedHeadedGod.. Its so stupid." answered Hermione. "Eww I can't believe my brother made a name like that, who does he think he is!" said Gin in a grossed out look. Laughing, Cho said "Well, obviously a god!" then she looked at Hermione. "But if you want, you can go ahead and join us Herm"

"Well I guess it wouldn't be that bad would it?" confessed Hermione.

The three girls then made their way down to the Ravenclaw common room where they sat and fixed Cho's computer up. "I never do get these muggle contraptions" said Ginny.

"Oh I have two of them at home. I just didn't want to bring them because I didn't want it to interrupt me from my school work." Hermione said.

Cho logged in the website and each girl made a profile for themselves. First was Hermione.


-SmarterThanYou
year: 7th
likes: good grades, learning new things, red heads
dislikes: people smarter than me, failing, being rejected
features: nice hair, tall

Then it was Ginny's turn

-BlazinHottie
year 6th
likes quidditch, macho men, romance
dislikes meanie faces, slytherin, liars
features thin, medium height, blue eyes

And lastly Cho

-ExoticPrincess
year 7th
likes nice people, unique people, quidditch
dislikes heartbreakers, liars, players
features long straight hair, tall, thin

"Okay Cho, you can log on your name first and join one of the Dating Chatroom" said Ginny


Cho decided to join the chatroom -Where Singles Mingle-

ExoticPrincess joins channel 'Where Singles Mingle'...
(logged in: Dietydragon, Rosebud, Magicforyou, NaughtySkewlGirl, TheBetterHalf, ExoticPrincess, EvilPimp)

ExoticPrincess: Hey wassup?

NaughtySkewlGirl: hi newbie, oo

Rosebud: Shutup Naughty, anyways, hi Exotic welcome to the channel.

Magicforyou: Yeah welcome :)..

TheChosenHunk joins channel

TheChosenHunk: WooHoo! I pwnz0r j00r b0xZerZ! j00h nEwbLettes!

TheChosenHunk: LMAO see yah suckers! N00bz!

TheChosenHunk leaves channel

ExoticPrincess: What the hell was that?

EvilPimp: I don't know but he is always getting in the channel and starts being a total ass.

(Cho remembers the name and laughs with the Gin and Herm)

EvilPimp: So whats up princess, I'm loving your profile. You're my type of girl. What color is your hair
if I may ask?

ExoticPrincess: Black, why?

EvilPimp: Mmmm me likey! Rawr.

(Cho made a disgusted look on her face)

DietyDragon leaves channel

Rosebud leaves channel

(Cho decides to check on EvilPimp's profile)

-EvilPimp
year 7th
likes sexy girls, long legs, exotic
dislikes sluts, playah haters, ugly girls
features good looking, tall, nice body

(Wow what a big headed jerk thought Cho)

ExoticPrincess: Wow you seem like you are so full of yourself.

EvilPimp: Don't hate the playah, hate the game baby.

NaughtySkewlGirl: lmao you are so funny pimp :P.

EvilPimp: Are you naughty as they get girl? Your name is a turn on.

NaughtySkewlGirl: You bet sexay.

EvilPimp: Ha, trick please, I was only kidding. You and your kind need to jump in a hole and die.

NaughtySkewlGirl: OMFG you noob.

NaughtySkewlGirl leaves channel

TheBetterHalf: Sorry guys I was AFK. See you guys later.

TheBetterHalf leaves channel

MagicForYou: Mmm, I like pie.

EvilPimp: Shutup loser, go leave this channel before I go jump yo ass.

MagicForYou: I hate you, you big meany

MagicForYou leaves channel

EvilPimp: So I guess only you and me baby.

ExoticPrincess: Uh I don't think so pervy see yah

ExoticPrincess leaves channel


"Ginny do you want to go on now?" asked Cho. Hermione looked a bit tired. "Sure but I think Hermione is tired", said Gin.

"Oh don't worry about me, you two keep going. I'm heading to bed, I've got a busy schedule ahead of me tomorrow. G'nite all" said Hermione and she quickly left the room.
As Cho and Gin were deciding what Chatroom Ginny should go on they stumbled to a section where there are Chatrooms the users made up. They chose one called -Yummy in my Tummy-. "That sounds pretty funny Cho lets go on the chatroom." and Cho agreed.

BlazinHottie joins channel 'Yummy in my Tummy'...
(logged in: BlazinHottie, NaughtySkewlGirl, RedHeadedGod)

NaughtySkewlGirl I slowly unbutton your shirt one by one.

RedHeadedGod: Mmmm, I like that baby ke... OMFG who the hell is in here!

BlazinHottie: WTF ewwwwww barf

BlazinHottie leaves channel

"Ugh, Cho, I think I've had enough for tonight. Seeing my bro trying to cyber snog some girl is making me sick." said a sick looking Ginny.

"Alright Gin, I'll just look around at some more chat rooms", Cho said.

"Night Cho!", Ginny said as she was running out the common room to her own.

"Now let us see here..", Cho said.


Cho logged onto her name and looked at some of the channels. Hmm, Yummy In My Tummy, definitely not, I love pie, don't think so, Hogwarts peeps here, alright, sounds good to me..

ExoticPrincess joins channel 'Hogwarts peeps here!'...
(logged in: Exotic Princess, EvilPimp, ILoversYouAll, TheChosenHunk, RocksinmySocks, FairyHottie)

EvilPimp: Hey Princess we meet again. ;).

ExoticPrincess: Eww you are just disgusting me right now. /

TheChosenHunk: HeY GuYS LiKe My TyPiNG SkiLLS?

FairyHottie: Ooo, looks hot. ChosenHunk you sound really cute right now.

TheChosenHunk: Fo ShiZZLe BaBy, I KnoW I'M HoT.

EvilPimp: God, someone here thinks they're all that. I know I'm the best anyways.

ExoticPrincess: Oh be quiet. You are so conceited.

TheChosenHunk: WeLL See You NoOb cAkEs LaTeRZ, Bye HoMe SkiLLeTS. PeaCe To aLL yo MoTHaS!

TheChosenHunk leaves channel

Rocksinmysocks: See you guys later, I'm going to go on myspace. Peace.

Rocksinmysocks leaves channel

IloversYouAll: So anyways, what do you think about the new teacher? She seems like a BLEH kind of teacher.

EvilPimp: Yeah, she seems average.

ExoticPrincess: Yeah, well I gotta go now. Bye.

ExoticPrincess leaves channel

Cho was very tired at this point so she just decided to go back to the ravenclaw common room and rest up a bit. That evil pimp is one weird one.. Hmm.


The next day after Cho awakened and got dressed, she went down to the great hall for breakfast. She met up with her two friends Gin and Herm to tell them about her adventures on the Wizardoputer. Cho also decided she would tell Herm about what she and Gin saw at one of the chatrooms last night.

"Uhh, Herm.. I think we just saw Ron cyber snogging with a girl in one of the chatrooms" said Cho.

"Wow Cho, why did you have to remind me of that.. I think im going to be sick!" said a very grossed out Ginny.

"WHAT!" said Hermione said in a very angry tone. "That perverted little prick! I'll never forgive him for this!"

"Calm down Hermione, geez, why do you care about my brother all of a sudden?" cried Ginny. Hermione suddenly turned red, not because she was angry but more because she got embarrassed.

"I don't know what came over me.." said Hermione silently. Just then Ron and Harry saw the girls and sat down with them. Hermione turned to fac Ron then… SLAP. She slapped Ron and quickly left the table.

"Bloody hell, whats gotten over that girl? said Ron while he was caressing the now pink cheek of his. Everyone just looked at each other and decided that silence was more important right now.

"Anyways, did you guys hear about whats coming up this winter?" said Harry.

"No, what?" everyone said almost at the same time.

"Well I heard from Seamus who heared from Neville who heard from Pervati that there will be another ball. Every 20 years Hogwarts holds a ball for all the schools world wide. I think the ball is called The Exclusive Wizard and Witch Ball. Short for EWW Ball" said Harry while everyone laughed. The girls beamed with excitement while Ron gave a sulky look.

"Not again, remember what happened last time. I hope mum doesn't send that wretched dress robe. I'll just borrow Percy's old ones." whined Ron.

Next thing the whole great hall was filled with excited voices from students. You could of heard all the locomotion all the way from China.

"Do you know anyone to go with yet Cho ?" asked Ginny .

"Nope .. I'll wait for my guy to come .. If not I'll go with my friends .. I guess ." Cho sighed .

"What about you Hermione ? Anyone special you hoping they ask you ?" Ginny and Cho asked together in unison .

" Shheesh .. You know me , I'll probably go read something during the ball ." Hermione said nonchalantly .

The two other girls gave each other a knowing look . " Righhhhttt Hermione. Sure , we believe whatever you say." Ginny said while she winked.

Hermione turned a shade of crimson and walked away clutching her book closer to her chest. Cho took a glance at Ronald Weasley and she noticed he was eyeing Hermione and said later to his friends. He then started to fast walk toward Hermione. Cho was wondering what was happening between them two , but Ginny was pulling Cho's sleeve so they could go decide what each other was going to wear. While she was being dragged , Cho looked over her shoulder and thought 'Maybe another day I'll go spy on them .'