Hello and welcome to my crossover. This one of those "horrible-not-thought-out-whatsoever" kinda parody fanfics. But have fun reading it! Oh, and, Shiori-chan is my friend who will probably give me half the ideas for this fic, so she is in the fanfic with me!
Disclaimer
Mihomaru: I, Mihomaru, do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, .hack/dusk, Yu-gi-oh, Full Metal Alchemist, or any other anime mentioned in this weirdo crossover.
Shiori: Is that it?
Mihomaru: Yeah, pretty much
Mireille: I wanna rare item!
………
Awkward Pause
Mihomaru: Did it ever occur to you that Hiei would be a pretty girl?
Shiori: Did it ever occur to you that you can picture Kaiba in tights?
Hiei and Kaiba: You're both sick and twisted
Shiori and Mihomaru: We know!
………
And now, onto the fanfic!
Chapter One: I don't feel like naming it
A random day somewhere In Mihomaru and Shiori Land (A/N: Did I forget to mention Shiori and I are in this story? Oh well.)
Mihomaru: Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Shiori: Yeah! It's a great start! Fweeeeeeeee! Completely random!
Mihomaru: Wha? I was just practicing my 'Fweeeeee's for the Fwee competition next Saturday
Shiori: ….oh…. well, it's still a great start
'random delivery boy bursts in'
Delivery Boy: Didja hear? Didja hear? A buncha random people suddenly appeared in the middle of town!
Mihomaru: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Shiori: Yah! Yah!
'Mihomaru and Shiori run into the middle of town'
Mihomaru: 'gasp'
Shiori: 'gasp'
Delivery Boy: 'gasp'
Mihomaru: Shoo, Shoo! You are no longer needed, Delivery Boy, so scram!
Delivery Boy: Awww…. but I wanna feel needed! I live on the top of a mountain with my sick grandmother, and I can barely afford enough food for me let alone my grandmother too!
Yusuke: Nobody cares about your stupid sob story
Mihomaru: 'pokes Yusuke' Why is your hair part green part black?
Yusuke: I dunno
Mihomaru: 'glares at Yusuke's hair' Stop it. It's creepy.
Yusuke: What?
Kaiba: Where the hell am I and who the hell are you?
Shiori: You are here in Mihomaru and Shiori land!
Kaiba: And who are you?
Shiori: You are Kaiba.
Kaiba: Yes, I know that, who are you?
Shiori: You are Kaiba
Kaiba: I KNOW WHO I AM! WHO ARE YOU!
Shiori: You are Kaiba
Kaiba: Fine then, Who am I?
Shiori: You are Kaiba
Kaiba: UGH!
Yami: You must believe in the heart of the cards and-
Mihomaru: Yeah, cram it, we've heard the B.S. at least 100 times on the damn anime
Yami: And it never gets old!
Mihomaru: It gets old. Quickly.
Yami: ……
Mireille: 'staring at Hiei's sword' Oooooohhh….. Rare item… 'drool'
Hiei: ……
Mireille: Gimme!
Hiei: No.
Mireille: Why?
Hiei: ……
Mireille: 'snatches his sword' MINE!
Hiei: What the- give that back to me you wretched little-
Mireille: My rare item! My rare item! You can't steal my rare item!
Hiei: You stole it from me!
Mireille: Can you prove that?
Ed: Heh Heh…. that kid with the black hair is shorter then I am….
Shiori: Eddy-kun!
Ed: What did you call me!
Shiori: Eddy-kun. Are you deaf?
Ed: WHAT KINDA GAY ASS NAME IS THAT?
Mustang: I am Kernel Mustang!
Mihomaru: Cereal Mustard
Mustang: Huh?
Winry: Birds go meow meow meow and cats go chirp chirp chirp
Mihomaru: You got that kinda mixed up
Winry: NO YOUR FACE IS MIXED UP!
Mihomaru: Okay…
'suddenly Joey pops up outta no where in a cow suit'
Joey: I'M A MY LITTLE PONY! QUAAACK!
……………………….
Mustang: Kernel Mustang!
Mihomaru: Colonial Perfume
Mustang: WHAT? WHAT! MUSTANG DOESN'T EVEN SOUD LIKE PERFUME!
Mihomaru: So?
Ouka: Hey, Mireille, do you have any idea where we are?
Mireille: Not one clue!
Shugo: That girl who thinks that birds are cats and cats are birds is pretty cute
Rena: 'hits Shugo' Big Brother, stop being stupid!
Hughes (from Full Metal Alchemist): 'staring at Rena' 'drool'
Shugo: 'hits Hughes' DON'T STARE AT MY SISTER LIKE THAT!
Mihomaru: Tee Hee Hee…. this is funny
Shiori: Yeah!
Mireille: Yep, This is definitely a rare item! 'hugging Hiei's sword' I can smell it!
Hiei: What are you, a rare item sniffer?
Mireille: No! I am Mireille-chan, the Rare Item Hunter of Love and Bravery!
Hiei: The Rare Item Sniffer of Stupidity and Nonsense
Mireille: 'glare'
Hotaru: ……
Al: ……
Mireille: PumPum-chan!
Hiei: What?
Mireille: From this moment on, I shall call you PumPum-chan!
Hiei: What kinda fucked up name is that?
Mireille: It's a cute name
Hiei: It's a stupid name
Mireille: You're a jeeeeeeeeerrrrk!
Mihomaru: FWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shiori: Is that how your gonna end it?
Mihomaru: 'course not, I'm just practicing for the competition next Saturday!
Shiori: Then how are you gonna end it?
Mihomaru: Like This:
'And suddenly there was a loud explosion'
The End of Chapter One
Mihomaru: Muahahahahaha
Shiori: Not that Dramatic….
A/N: So the first chapter wasn't that funny, but it's 3:30 AM and I'm half-asleep, whaddya expect? Oh, and, I love Flames! They make me laugh! so, send as many flames as you want! YAY! By the way, I know all the characters are OOC, that's the point! So, until next time, SAYANORA!
