Hello and welcome to my crossover. This one of those "horrible-not-thought-out-whatsoever" kinda parody fanfics. But have fun reading it! Oh, and, Shiori-chan is my friend who will probably give me half the ideas for this fic, so she is in the fanfic with me!

Disclaimer

Mihomaru: I, Mihomaru, do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, .hack/dusk, Yu-gi-oh, Full Metal Alchemist, or any other anime mentioned in this weirdo crossover.

Shiori: Is that it?

Mihomaru: Yeah, pretty much

Mireille: I wanna rare item!

………

Awkward Pause

Mihomaru: Did it ever occur to you that Hiei would be a pretty girl?

Shiori: Did it ever occur to you that you can picture Kaiba in tights?

Hiei and Kaiba: You're both sick and twisted

Shiori and Mihomaru: We know!

………

And now, onto the fanfic!

Chapter One: I don't feel like naming it

A random day somewhere In Mihomaru and Shiori Land (A/N: Did I forget to mention Shiori and I are in this story? Oh well.)

Mihomaru: Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Shiori: Yeah! It's a great start! Fweeeeeeeee! Completely random!

Mihomaru: Wha? I was just practicing my 'Fweeeeee's for the Fwee competition next Saturday

Shiori: ….oh…. well, it's still a great start

'random delivery boy bursts in'

Delivery Boy: Didja hear? Didja hear? A buncha random people suddenly appeared in the middle of town!

Mihomaru: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Shiori: Yah! Yah!

'Mihomaru and Shiori run into the middle of town'

Mihomaru: 'gasp'

Shiori: 'gasp'

Delivery Boy: 'gasp'

Mihomaru: Shoo, Shoo! You are no longer needed, Delivery Boy, so scram!

Delivery Boy: Awww…. but I wanna feel needed! I live on the top of a mountain with my sick grandmother, and I can barely afford enough food for me let alone my grandmother too!

Yusuke: Nobody cares about your stupid sob story

Mihomaru: 'pokes Yusuke' Why is your hair part green part black?

Yusuke: I dunno

Mihomaru: 'glares at Yusuke's hair' Stop it. It's creepy.

Yusuke: What?

Kaiba: Where the hell am I and who the hell are you?

Shiori: You are here in Mihomaru and Shiori land!

Kaiba: And who are you?

Shiori: You are Kaiba.

Kaiba: Yes, I know that, who are you?

Shiori: You are Kaiba

Kaiba: I KNOW WHO I AM! WHO ARE YOU!

Shiori: You are Kaiba

Kaiba: Fine then, Who am I?

Shiori: You are Kaiba

Kaiba: UGH!

Yami: You must believe in the heart of the cards and-

Mihomaru: Yeah, cram it, we've heard the B.S. at least 100 times on the damn anime

Yami: And it never gets old!

Mihomaru: It gets old. Quickly.

Yami: ……

Mireille: 'staring at Hiei's sword' Oooooohhh….. Rare item… 'drool'

Hiei: ……

Mireille: Gimme!

Hiei: No.

Mireille: Why?

Hiei: ……

Mireille: 'snatches his sword' MINE!

Hiei: What the- give that back to me you wretched little-

Mireille: My rare item! My rare item! You can't steal my rare item!

Hiei: You stole it from me!

Mireille: Can you prove that?

Ed: Heh Heh…. that kid with the black hair is shorter then I am….

Shiori: Eddy-kun!

Ed: What did you call me!

Shiori: Eddy-kun. Are you deaf?

Ed: WHAT KINDA GAY ASS NAME IS THAT?

Mustang: I am Kernel Mustang!

Mihomaru: Cereal Mustard

Mustang: Huh?

Winry: Birds go meow meow meow and cats go chirp chirp chirp

Mihomaru: You got that kinda mixed up

Winry: NO YOUR FACE IS MIXED UP!

Mihomaru: Okay…

'suddenly Joey pops up outta no where in a cow suit'

Joey: I'M A MY LITTLE PONY! QUAAACK!

……………………….

Mustang: Kernel Mustang!

Mihomaru: Colonial Perfume

Mustang: WHAT? WHAT! MUSTANG DOESN'T EVEN SOUD LIKE PERFUME!

Mihomaru: So?

Ouka: Hey, Mireille, do you have any idea where we are?

Mireille: Not one clue!

Shugo: That girl who thinks that birds are cats and cats are birds is pretty cute

Rena: 'hits Shugo' Big Brother, stop being stupid!

Hughes (from Full Metal Alchemist): 'staring at Rena' 'drool'

Shugo: 'hits Hughes' DON'T STARE AT MY SISTER LIKE THAT!

Mihomaru: Tee Hee Hee…. this is funny

Shiori: Yeah!

Mireille: Yep, This is definitely a rare item! 'hugging Hiei's sword' I can smell it!

Hiei: What are you, a rare item sniffer?

Mireille: No! I am Mireille-chan, the Rare Item Hunter of Love and Bravery!

Hiei: The Rare Item Sniffer of Stupidity and Nonsense

Mireille: 'glare'

Hotaru: ……

Al: ……

Mireille: PumPum-chan!

Hiei: What?

Mireille: From this moment on, I shall call you PumPum-chan!

Hiei: What kinda fucked up name is that?

Mireille: It's a cute name

Hiei: It's a stupid name

Mireille: You're a jeeeeeeeeerrrrk!

Mihomaru: FWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Shiori: Is that how your gonna end it?

Mihomaru: 'course not, I'm just practicing for the competition next Saturday!

Shiori: Then how are you gonna end it?

Mihomaru: Like This:

'And suddenly there was a loud explosion'

The End of Chapter One

Mihomaru: Muahahahahaha

Shiori: Not that Dramatic….

A/N: So the first chapter wasn't that funny, but it's 3:30 AM and I'm half-asleep, whaddya expect? Oh, and, I love Flames! They make me laugh! so, send as many flames as you want! YAY! By the way, I know all the characters are OOC, that's the point! So, until next time, SAYANORA!