a/n: WELCOME TO CHAPTER 2 OF THE WEIRDEST CROSSOVER EVER! WEEEEE! Yeah, anyway, welcome back! Well, that's what I would normally say, if I were happy! ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT ME A REVIEW AND THAT WAS MY FRIEND! Jeez, you people are meanies! Naw, j/k, but seriously, would it kill ya to leave a review? Didn't think so. Right, so, anyway, I refuse to update with a 3rd chapter until I get 5 reviews! 5 new reviews, that means not including the one from my friend. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, by the way, my friend (Shiori) has an account here; it's Monkey-chan, the one without the numbers. If you have time, go check out her fanfic, 'I can't stand you'!

Disclaimer: Okay, I'll do the disclaimer right this time. 'ahem'

I, Mihomaru, do not own .hack/dusk, Full Metal Alchemist, Yugioh, Yu Yu Hakusho, or any other anime mentioned in this fic. If I did own any of these animes (which, once again, I do not), Ed would be a lawn gnome, Rena would be a parrot, Kaiba would be a flying pig, Hiei would be a Barbie (y'know, one of the ones in the skimpy bathing suits?), and I don't need to go on because if I did you'd have nightmares. ON TO THE FIC! (oh, and I don't own Barbies either)

a/n: Before I start, with the sneezing thing (you'll see), if you don't know, it is a rumor in Japan that if you talk about someone, they'll sneeze. I think that's how it goes. Yeah, I don't do research, I'm to damn lazy.

Chapter 2: Here comes Barbie Hiei! (a/n: sorry, I had to do it, even if I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho)

Guest Starring: Misha-san! (a/n: My friend's nickname, not the one from Pita-Ten)

Mihomaru: HEY! WELCOME BACK!

Shiori: Well?

Mihomaru: Well what?

Shiori: What about the explosion thingie in the last chapter?

Mihomaru: Wha? Oh, I just did that 'cause I was bored.

Shiori: ….oh….

Ed: What the hell is this B.S. about me being a Lawn Gnome!

Mihomaru: I dunno whatcher talkin' about….

Ed: 'sweatdrop'

Shiori: Be Happy, Eddy-kun, at least you're taller than Hiei!

Hiei: 'glare'

Mireille: 'stalking Hiei' 'drool' Rare…must…get….rare….item……

Mihomaru: That's creepy.

Shiori: Yeah, but it reminds me of what Misha does at school.

Mihomaru: Yeah, she'll stalk the shrimpy 6th graders (a/n: if you're a 6th grader, no offense)

-Back home (Where Mihomaru, Misha, and Shiori Live)-

Misha: ACHOO!

-Back at Mihomaru and Shiori land-

'Misha Bursts in'

Misha: AHHH! IT WAS YOU DAMN PEOPLE WASN'T IT! YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!

Mihomaru: 'sweatdrop' We were just telling people how you stalk the 6th graders.

Misha: Oh. Okay then!

Shiori: You're not going to leave?

Misha: HELL NO! People are watching-

Mihomaru: Reading

Misha: Fine, reading, my first appearance in this fic! It's not going to be for a few measly lines! I'M GONNA BE HERE THE WHOLE DAMN CHAPTER, BABY!

Yami: Do you believe in the heart of the cards?

Misha: Huh? Um…I guess… maybe…

Yami: You guess? Maybe? THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

Misha: What?

Yami: YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH INTENSIVE TRAINING TO BE A TRUE BELIEVER! COME WITH ME!

Misha: Intensive training?

-Misha and Yami disappear-

Shiori: Where d'ya suppose they went?

Mihomaru: I dunno. Um… maybe Switzerland?

-Somewhere in a deep forest-

Yami: You have to survive here for 5 weeks!

Misha: Um…okay. I get food, right?

Yami: Of course! 'hands Misha a Banana'

Misha: This is supposed to last me 5 weeks?

Yami: Yes!

Misha: What the hell does this have to do with the heart of the cards?

Yami: Umm… 'sweatdrop' uh…um…. look deep in yourself and you will find the answer you seek!

Misha: But-

-Yami disappears-

Mihomaru: Wow.

Shiori: Hey, did you know that Columbia Macintosh recently signed up for an art class?

Random Voice: MY NAME IS NOT COLUMBIA MACINTOSH!

Mihomaru: Ah! Chibi Potato Chips, how are ya?

Mayonnaise, er, Mustang: 'glare' Anyway, LOOK AT MY MASTERPIECE! 'holds up a Barbie doll that has Hiei's hair, face, and the third eye'

Shiori: Dude, that thing looks like Hiei.

Mihomaru: Dude, that thing looks like Hiei with a chest.

-Meanwhile, in the random jungle-

Misha: 'being chased by a monkey' AHHHHHHHH! HELP! HEEELLLPPP!

Monkey: 'staring at the banana drooling'

Misha: 'throws the banana at the Monkey's head and runs away' So much for food…. what am I gonna do now!

-Back in Mihomaru and Shiori land-

Mihomaru: Wait, is that actually Hiei?

Mustang: Yes!

Shiori: How the hell did you manage to turn Hiei into a Barbie?

Mustang: ………

Mireille: 'bites off the Hiei-Barbie's head'

Mihomaru: What the hell did you do that for?

Mireille: Rare-item!

……….

The End of Chapter 3

a/n: Weeeeeeeee! So, what did you think? REVIEW, DAMMIT, REVIEW! Like I said, Flames make me laugh, so feel free to send in flames if you think I'm killing the characters (which I am)