a/n: Hiiii! Chapter 3! Even though I didnt get 5 reviews. 'glare' NEXT TIME THOUGH! NEXT TIME! Anyway, I'm glad at least a few peopel like it. (I put it under Yu Yu Hakusho. That was weird, right?) Anyway, please enjoy the third chapter!

Disclaimer: Do i really have to say it? I DO NOT OWN .HACK/DUSK, YU YU HAKUSHO, YUGIOH, FULL METAL ALCHEMIST, OR WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THIS FIC! I own none of it! However, I do own the plot, so no stealing, or I will send the squirrels afetr you! BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS!

Chapter 3: School Night

Kurama: Where the heck have I been in this fic!

Mihomaru: Around...around...

Kurama: Around WHERE!

Mihomaru: ...Planet Cow in the land of cheese.

Kurama: Cheese...? Is that the moon?

Mihomaru: No, its the planet right after the moon?

Kurama: What?

Mireille: 'chewing on Barbie Hiei's head'

Shiori: Doesn't that taste bad?

Mireille: it tastes demony...

Shiori: Let me try some! 'bites Hiei's leg'

Meanwhile

Misha: bits a tree Ewwww...it tastes so gross...

Akward silence

Misha: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMN YOU YAMI! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEART OF THE CARDS!

Yami: It has been five weeks!

Misha: It's only been 6 hours, 34 minutes, and 57 seconds.

Yami: Oh. I thought it had been five weeks. Thanks for correcting me.

Misha: What! NO! IT'S BEEN FIVE WEEKS!

Yami: Don't be silly. Well, I have to go now!

Misha: No, wait don't-

Yami: 'dissapears'

Misha: leave me.

Back to Mihomaru and Shiori land

Kaiba: What kind of land is this? Kaiba land is much better!

Mihomaru: Easier to say, too.

Kaiba: Exactly!

Shiori: So? Mihomaru and Shiori land is funner!

Kaiba: It is a giant purple, pink, and blue room!

Mihomaru: Do you know what color that is?

Kaiba: What?

Mihomaru: It's Yami colors!

Kaiba: WHAT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YAMI COLORS!

Mihomaru: ...The world was never meant to find out...

Ed: Tch. Garden Gnome...

Shiori: Are you still upset about that?

Ed: Yes! I AM NOT AS SHORT AS A GARDEN GNOME! OR A CHEESECAKE!

Shiori: Nobody said you were as short as a cheesecake!

Ed: But you were thinking it!

Shiori: WHAT!

Ed: See, See! You didn't deny it!

Mihomaru: But your not as short as Hiei!

Kurama: See! It's all about Hiei! Always about Hiei! HE'S A FREAKY MIDGET WITH A THIRD EYE!

Mihomaru: A Fridget.

Kurama: Fridget?

Mihomaru: Freaky Midget.

Kurama: Oh. Well, whatever!

Mihomaru: Well, at least Hiei doesn't have pink hair!

Kurama: IT'S RED! NOT PINK!

Mihomaru: PINKISH RED!

Kurama: NO IT'S NOT!

Mihomaru: Weell...your...tuxedo...thing...whatever, is pink!

Kurama: Only real men can wear pink.

Mihomaru: Real Gay Men. (a/n: Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...0o)

Kurama: 'glare'

Hiei: I want a donut.

Shiori: Where did you pop up from?

Hiei: 'points to mustang' HE LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET!
Shiori: How mean, Reese's Miniatures!

Mustang: What! WHAT! HOW DOES THAT EVEN REMOTELY SOUND LIKE KERNAL MUSTANG! OR COLONEL! OR COLONAL! OR WHATEVER!

Mihomaru: It doesn't really.

Mustang: I hate you. I hope you die. I seriously hope you do.

Mireille: Where did the Hiei Barbie come from?

Mustang: I chopped a Barbie Doll's head off and replaced with a Hiei action figure's head.

Mireille: That makes sense.

Mihomaru: Can I stop writing now? This sucks! It's already 10:30 on a sunday! I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!

Shiori: Then finish the chapter later.

Mihomaru: No. I wanna finish it now.

Shiori: But then it'll be short!

Mihomaru: Nu-huh!

Shiori: Uh-huh!

Mihomaru: Okies. I'm finishing it now.

Shiori: Well, bye!

Mihomaru: See you in the next chapter!

The End

a/n: Well, it was retardedly short, but it is 10:30 PM on a school night. Gotta go to school, learn, come home and rot my brain out, the usual. I WANT 5 REVIEWS! Just two more reviews. They dont even have to be new reviews this time! JUST REVIEW, DANGIT, REVIEW!