a/n: Hiiii! Chapter 3! Even though I didnt get 5 reviews. 'glare' NEXT TIME THOUGH! NEXT TIME! Anyway, I'm glad at least a few peopel like it. (I put it under Yu Yu Hakusho. That was weird, right?) Anyway, please enjoy the third chapter!
Disclaimer: Do i really have to say it? I DO NOT OWN .HACK/DUSK, YU YU HAKUSHO, YUGIOH, FULL METAL ALCHEMIST, OR WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THIS FIC! I own none of it! However, I do own the plot, so no stealing, or I will send the squirrels afetr you! BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS!
Chapter 3: School Night
Kurama: Where the heck have I been in this fic!
Mihomaru: Around...around...
Kurama: Around WHERE!
Mihomaru: ...Planet Cow in the land of cheese.
Kurama: Cheese...? Is that the moon?
Mihomaru: No, its the planet right after the moon?
Kurama: What?
Mireille: 'chewing on Barbie Hiei's head'
Shiori: Doesn't that taste bad?
Mireille: it tastes demony...
Shiori: Let me try some! 'bites Hiei's leg'
Meanwhile
Misha: bits a tree Ewwww...it tastes so gross...
Akward silence
Misha: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMN YOU YAMI! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEART OF THE CARDS!
Yami: It has been five weeks!
Misha: It's only been 6 hours, 34 minutes, and 57 seconds.
Yami: Oh. I thought it had been five weeks. Thanks for correcting me.
Misha: What! NO! IT'S BEEN FIVE WEEKS!
Yami: Don't be silly. Well, I have to go now!
Misha: No, wait don't-
Yami: 'dissapears'
Misha: leave me.
Back to Mihomaru and Shiori land
Kaiba: What kind of land is this? Kaiba land is much better!
Mihomaru: Easier to say, too.
Kaiba: Exactly!
Shiori: So? Mihomaru and Shiori land is funner!
Kaiba: It is a giant purple, pink, and blue room!
Mihomaru: Do you know what color that is?
Kaiba: What?
Mihomaru: It's Yami colors!
Kaiba: WHAT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YAMI COLORS!
Mihomaru: ...The world was never meant to find out...
Ed: Tch. Garden Gnome...
Shiori: Are you still upset about that?
Ed: Yes! I AM NOT AS SHORT AS A GARDEN GNOME! OR A CHEESECAKE!
Shiori: Nobody said you were as short as a cheesecake!
Ed: But you were thinking it!
Shiori: WHAT!
Ed: See, See! You didn't deny it!
Mihomaru: But your not as short as Hiei!
Kurama: See! It's all about Hiei! Always about Hiei! HE'S A FREAKY MIDGET WITH A THIRD EYE!
Mihomaru: A Fridget.
Kurama: Fridget?
Mihomaru: Freaky Midget.
Kurama: Oh. Well, whatever!
Mihomaru: Well, at least Hiei doesn't have pink hair!
Kurama: IT'S RED! NOT PINK!
Mihomaru: PINKISH RED!
Kurama: NO IT'S NOT!
Mihomaru: Weell...your...tuxedo...thing...whatever, is pink!
Kurama: Only real men can wear pink.
Mihomaru: Real Gay Men. (a/n: Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...0o)
Kurama: 'glare'
Hiei: I want a donut.
Shiori: Where did you pop up from?
Hiei: 'points to mustang'
HE LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET!
Shiori: How mean, Reese's Miniatures!
Mustang: What! WHAT! HOW DOES THAT EVEN REMOTELY SOUND LIKE KERNAL MUSTANG! OR COLONEL! OR COLONAL! OR WHATEVER!
Mihomaru: It doesn't really.
Mustang: I hate you. I hope you die. I seriously hope you do.
Mireille: Where did the Hiei Barbie come from?
Mustang: I chopped a Barbie Doll's head off and replaced with a Hiei action figure's head.
Mireille: That makes sense.
Mihomaru: Can I stop writing now? This sucks! It's already 10:30 on a sunday! I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!
Shiori: Then finish the chapter later.
Mihomaru: No. I wanna finish it now.
Shiori: But then it'll be short!
Mihomaru: Nu-huh!
Shiori: Uh-huh!
Mihomaru: Okies. I'm finishing it now.
Shiori: Well, bye!
Mihomaru: See you in the next chapter!
The End
a/n: Well, it was retardedly short, but it is 10:30 PM on a school night. Gotta go to school, learn, come home and rot my brain out, the usual. I WANT 5 REVIEWS! Just two more reviews. They dont even have to be new reviews this time! JUST REVIEW, DANGIT, REVIEW!
