Enjoy the final part of the first episode my darlings!


Haruhi, Starting Today You're a Host! Part 2

The host club is now open for business! Like usual the room is full of ladies getting entertained by their favorite host, even Kyoya got customers today. I hear the door open; I look up to see Haruhi coming in holding a brown bag. Tamaki calls her up.

"Alright, here we go."

I stand up and walk to the small crowd that is already forming around Tamaki's area.

"100 grams for 300 yen?" Hikaru asks.

"That's a lot less than what we normally pay," Kaoru points out.

"At your house perhaps but not here," I correct him gaining their attention, "It might be the coffee you usually drink at home, but I can get it at a lower price."

"Nami-senpai, did you know about this commoner coffee?" the twins ask.

"Yes, I am a commoner after all," I look at them then at the coffee container, "I can get more if you guys like it."

Tamaki dramatically announces that he is going to drink instant coffee.

"Good grief."

I watch Haruhi prepare the coffee, the girls hesitate until Tamaki charms them into trying it. Afterwards, they all go back to their seats. I stand at the sidelines watching everything. Haruhi comes to stand next to me.

"What were you thinking when you joined this club?" she mumbles.

"Tamaki asked me personally, they needed a treasurer so that Kyoya wouldn't have so much work to do," I smile, "I like it here, we are like a big family."

Mori walks in carrying a sleepy Honey. I look closely

"Wait, his nap time already passed…is he pretending?"

The girls at their table go wild.

"Damn he's good."

"Is that boy really a third-year student?" Haruhi asks.

Kyoya comes to stand between Haruhi and me, "Honey-senpai may seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy. And then Mori-senpai's allure is his strong and silent disposition."

I chuckle. Suddenly I get spun around.

"Nami-chan! You wanna have some cake with me?" Honey-senpai asks all cute like.

"Ah."

"Sure," I smile.

"How about you Haru-chan? Wanna have some cake with me?" he extends the invitation.

"Sorry I don't really like cake," Haruhi responds.

"Do you wanna hold my bunny Usa-chan?" he offers.

"I'm not into bunnies," she declines.

"Are you saying you don't like Usa-chan?" he pulls out the bunny and shows it to her.

She looks at it closely and smiles, "I guess it is kinda cute."

A look of realization crosses his eyes.

"He figured it out."

"Take good care of him okay?" he grabs my hand and drags me to his table.

I take a seat across from him, next to Mori-senpai who pats my head gently when I sit down. I eat my chocolate cake peacefully ignoring the loudness coming from Tamaki until he snaps his fingers shouting orders.

"Nami!" he shouts.

I look at him, "yes?"

"Get the twins a uniform for Haruhi," he orders.

"As you wish," I nod, getting up to go to our club's storage.

We have stored extra uniforms in case there's an accident during club hours. In the first year, we learned our lesson when Tamaki's uniform got caught on a broken piece of fence prop and ripped. Since we have stored extra uniforms for the hosts for such accidents. I grab a uniform in Haruhi's size and go to the changing room. I get to the changing room and I see the twins standing outside confused.

"What's wrong?" I ask them.

"Nami-senpai," Hikaru starts in a whisper.

"Is Haruhi a girl?" Kaoru finishes in a whisper.

"Biologically speaking yes," I whisper back.

"Haruhi can I come in? I have the uniform," I raise my voice a little.

"Yeah," Haruhi responds.

I draw the curtain back and go in. I hand her the uniform.

"Tamaki's hairstylist will be here any minute so get changed quickly," I tell her as I go out.

I spot Honey-senpai eating cake by himself. Filling up with courage I go up to him.

"Honey-senpai, may I join you?" I ask

His face lights up and nods rapidly making me giggle. I pick up Usa-chan from the chair and take a seat there instead, with the bunny on my lap. After a while Haruhi comes out, uniform on, hair done, and wearing contacts. Tamaki gushes at how she looks pretty as a girl.

"I mean he's not wrong."

Haruhi is instantly promoted to host and must meet a quota of 100 customers. We take her into the main room. Three ladies request her. I watch from the sidelines as she tells them about her mom. I smile listening to the story. I hear the twins call her a natural. I chuckle. Tamaki snaps his fingers and calls her over. He introduces him to his regular. That jealous bitch. Haruhi just smiles which makes Tamaki start gushing about how cute it was.

"Ay."

Haruhi calls Mori-senpai for help. The said boy reacts quickly, lifting her out of Tamaki's constricting embrace. I giggle at the scene. I notice the bitch give her a dark look, narrowing my eyes a plan starts formulating in my head. I watch her leave, so I silently follow her to the locker room. I take a picture of her taking Haruhi's bag from the locker. As she leaves with the bag I stand by the large window. I see her coming out of the building and walking towards the pond. I record her throwing Haruhi's things into the pond. I smirk at the evidence.

"You are extra screwed this time bitch," I mumble to no one smirking.

I go back into the club room only to see Haruhi coming out.

"Ah Nami, I'll go get something from my bag, I'll be right back," she says.

I nod, "Alright."

After a while, I'm sitting at my desk doing homework when Tamaki comes up to my desk.

"Nami have you seen Haruhi?" he asks.

"He went to get something from his bag," I respond pausing, "Although that was 10 minutes ago…" I look up to see him gone, "well then."

Half an hour passed, Haruhi was back along with Tamaki. That bitch requested Haruhi. I stand aside biting my thumb watching unable to do anything for now.

"You seem on edge," Kyoya points out as he comes to stand next to me.

"That girl is planning something, and I don't like it," I mumble, taking out my phone and giving it to him.

He hums, "This is evidence enough, I'll give it back to you after the nuisance has been dealt with."

I nod. Suddenly the table falls, the plates and teacups break once they hit the floor, Haruhi is on top of the bitch in a compromising position shocked. The bitch screams. The twins pour water on them successfully diffusing the situation. Tamaki helps the bitch up who starts acting like the victim.

"I'll tear her apart."

I step forward angry but Mori-senpai pulls me back.

"Easy," he mumbles.

Honey-senpai wraps his arms around my waist securing me in place.

"They got this," he whispers in my ear, his boy lolita persona gone

I cross my arms trying to ignore that Honey-senpai's arms are wrapped around me and focus on the situation. Promptly the bitch runs out calling Tamaki an idiot.

"For once she's right, Tamaki is an idiot."

Tamaki raises Haruhi's quota to 1000 and helps her up. Kyoya hands her a bag with a dry uniform inside. Honey-senpai lets me go now that the bitch is out of the room. Tamaki comes up to us.

"Nami where are the towels? There are none in the changing rooms," he asks

I look up at him, "Ah there should be some in the storage room."

He goes to get the towels. Kyoya lets the guests know that club hours are done. One of the guests came up to me.

"Oh, is one of Haruhi's guests."

"Um, will there be an album for Haruhi now?" she asks shyly, a blush spreading across her face.

I smile, "Of course, I'll let you know when it becomes available," an idea hits me, "or would you like me to put down a preorder so when it becomes available it'll deliver?"

"I would like to preorder please!" she squeals.

"Me too!" another one of Haruhi's guests shows up.

"Of course, ladies, tomorrow when the club starts, pass by my desk and I'll place the order," I give them a beaming smile happy that the club will get more money.

"Yes!" they giggle and leave.

I hum happily as I go to the changing rooms with the boys. I stand by Kyoya.

"Haruhi already has two orders for her photo album," I tell him.

"Perfect," he smiles.

I hear the twins whispering to each other.

"They are like brother and sister, both obsessed with money."

"It doesn't help when they look so similar."

I mean they are not wrong, Kyoya and I do look similar. Our only differences are our heights (he is way taller than me), our eyes (mine are green while his are greyish) and I don't wear glasses. Haruhi draws back the curtain revealing her with the school's girls' uniform, that yellow monstrosity. Tamaki lets out a screech.

"Listen senpai, I don't really care whether you guys recognize as a boy or a girl," Haruhi explains fixing the bow of her dress, "In my opinion, it's more important for a person to be recognized for who they are rather than for what sex they are."

I chuckle.

"Well isn't this an interesting development," Kyoya says.

"Oh yeah," the twins agree in unison.

Haruhi says something that makes Tamaki turn completely red. Kyoya looks at me.

"Now I could be wrong, but I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of love here," he points out.

"Oh definitely," I grin.

Haruhi accepts that maybe being a host and being fussed over by a bunch of girls might not be so bad. Thus officially she is part of the host club!


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