Whee, hello! Writing this was damn fun! Ok, first I need to talk to my lovely and beautiful reviewers:

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ON WITH THE STORY!

There was a loud BOOM from outside.

"I know those guns!" Jack said. He leapt up to the window. "It's the Pearl," he breathed.

"Finally!" Yelled Amy, happily.

"The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors," said the prisoner in the cell next to them.

"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"

Jack continued to watch his beloved ship.

Suddenly there was a whistle from an incoming cannon ball. Jack leapt away from the window, shoving Amy away too.

Picking herself up, she looked around. There was a gaping hole in the wall of the other prisoner's cell. They had all started to climb out. One of them paused and said "My sympathies, friends. You've no manner of luck at all," before climbing out.

Jack gazed out, longingly.

There was a cannon fire from the fort. The smoke rose up, suspiciously in the shape of…

"Mickey Mouse head!" Amy squealed.

"I'm not even going to ask," Jack said.

"Good. Cos I wouldn't be bothered to tell,"

Moonlight flowed in the cell, casting elongated shadows on the floor. Jack picked up the prisoner's discarded bone. Holding it out, he called for the dog.

"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. Just you and old Jack,"

"And I've just suddenly moved out now, have I?" Amy grumbled.

"I wish you would," he said before talking to the dog again "Come on, doggy!"

Amazingly, the dog started to move forward, the keys dangling in his mouth.

"Come on, you filthy, slimy, mangy character!" there was a loud thud and the dog whimpered and ran off.

"No, no, no! I didn't mean it!"

There was another loud thud and a soldier fell down the stairs, followed by two filthy pirates.

"This ain't the armoury!" one said.

"Well, well, well. Look what we have here, Twigg. Captain Jack Sparrow," Koehler spat on the ground. Amy scuttled into the corner, feeling rather intimidated of seeing the pirates in real-life.

"Last time we saw you, you was all alone on a god-forsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much."

"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers," said Jack, obviously not intimidated at all. Koehler gave a furious grunt as he thrust his arm through the bars, grabbing Jack's throat. His arm was bathed in moonlight, turning it to rotting skeleton.

"So there is a curse," murmured Jack, "That's interesting,"

"And gross!" said Amy, getting up to have a look.

"You know nothing of hell," Koehler released Jack's throat, "And you'll be there soon enough if you carry on like that," he said to Amy.

The two pirates returned back up the stairs.

"Oh yeah? Well…you fight like a cow!" Amy called after them, stealing her favourite quote from Monkey Island. She was feeling extremely annoyed. "Ok, I'm making a list. People who annoy me will go on it! Norrington, the soldiers, the prisoner and them two are on it."

"And I'm not on this list?" Jack asked.

"Annoy me and you will be!"

Amy got the feeling that Jack wasn't really listening. He gazed at the bone that he was twirling through his fingers, "That's very interesting,"

"It is?"

"Not you!"

"Oh, sorry,"

The night passed slowly. Amy drifted in and out of sleep, thinking longingly of her cat, Pepper. Morning was rapidly creeping over the horizon. The pirates had gone, leaving Port Royal an utter mess.

Amy was sitting on the floor, tapping a tune on the bars of the cell, when Jack got up and tried to unlock the door by inserting the bone into the lock. Amy carried on with her little song, humming.

"I have no idea how one girl can be so annoying," Jack said.

"I you figure it out, I'm dying to know." Amy said sarcastically.

"Come on, come on," Jack mumbled as he jiggled the lock. There were footsteps coming down the stairs. Jack quickly lay on the ground, as if he wasn't doing anything. A young man walked into the room. It was Will Turner. He walked swiftly to the cell.

"Hi, Will!" Amy called, cheerfully.

"Er…who are you?" Will asked.

"Remember me? The swordfight? You knocked me out with a friggin' sword!"

"Oh, yeah," said Will, "Sorry about that,"

"Meh, s'ok."

Will turned to Jack "You, Sparrow!"

"Eh?"

"You are familiar with that ship, The Black Pearl?" Will asked.

"I've 'eard of it," Jack let his head drop.

"Where does it make berth?"

"Where does it make berth?" Jack repeated, "Have you not heard the stories?" Will's silence told us that he hadn't. "Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sailed from the dreaded Isle de Muerta. It's an island that cannot be found except," he raised his head, "for those who already know where it is,"

"Well that's stupid," Amy said, "how are you supposed to find it if you don't know where it is?"

"That's the point," Jack told her.

"That's so logic…less,"

Jack grinned " 'logicless'?"

"I'm blonde, shut up," (no offence meant to ANY blonde people reading this, I am actually blonde)

"The ship's real enough," Will carried on, "therefore its anchorage must be a real place, where is it?"

"Why ask me?" Jack studied his nails,

"Because you're a pirate," Will was getting more and more agitated.

"And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?"
Will furiously grabbed the bars "Never!"

"Calm down, dear." Amy mumbled. (It's only a commercial!)

Jack didn't say anything.

"They took Miss Swann," Will admitted

"Oh, so it is that you found a girl! I see. Well if you're all intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair lay's heart, you'll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me."

"I can get you out of here," Will said.

"Yes, please!" Amy scrambled to her feet.

"How's that, the key's run off?" Jack nodded in the direction that the dog had disappeared to.

"I helped build these cells. These are half-pin barrel hinges." Will picked up a bench and placed it at the bottom of the cell door, "With the right leverage and the proper application of strength, the door will lift free,"

"I swear he's talking a different language," Amy said to Jack.

"What's your name?" Jack asked him, suddenly.

"Will Turner,"

"That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name. No doubt name for your father, eh?"

"Yes,"

"Well, Mr. Turner. I've changed me mind," Jack said, standing up, "if you spring me –"

"Us!" Amy corrected,

"-us from this cell, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?"

They shook hands.

"Agreed,"
"Agreed! Get me out!"

Will pushed down the bench and the door lifted free of the hinges and fell to the floor.

"Freedom!" Amy yelled, skipping around.

"Hurry, someone would've heard that," Will told them.

"Not without my effects!" Jack grabbed his stuff off a hook on the wall. The three of them made their way to the door.

"You," Jack said to Amy, turning around to face her, "are not coming."

"What!" She yelled,

"Go back to…wherever you came from,"

"No way! I'm coming with you guys!"

"No, you're not,"

Amy scowled but then brightened "Fine then, but I could let it slip what you guys are planning to do,"

"You don't even know!"

"Yes I do! You're planning to steal the Dauntless and then the Interceptor and then follow the Black Pearl to Isle de Muerta,"

Jack stared at her "Bloody hell! How on earth did you know that?"
"Ahh," Amy said, in the creepiest voice she could muster, "I know a lot of things, Jack. Things I could tell a certain Commodore, for example."

It was Jack's turn to scowl. "You're pure evil," he said.

Amy raised an eyebrow.

"Come on, then," he grabbed her sleeve and led her out of the door.

Wow, look how much we've got done already. Actually it's not that far…

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