Hello, m'dears. How are we all? Firstly, I want to thank my lovely reviewers:

16aqua: I don't really believe all that "Dumb blonde" stuff. Mmm, sprinkles…

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The trio ran through the water below the bridge. They gazed at the Dauntless.

"We're going to steal a ship?" Will asked, "That ship?"

"Commandeer," Jack corrected, "We're going to commandeer that ship,"

"Nautical term," Amy giggled,

"One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?"
"Really think about your answer," Amy told him.

"I'd die for her," Will said immediately.

"Oh, good. No worries, then,"

They ran to an upside down rowboat and hid underneath it. When no-one was looking, they walked the rowboat into the water. They walked on the seabed underneath the boat with an air bubble inside it. With Jack and Will being taller than her, Amy had a problem. She wasn't tall enough to reach the air bubble. Will fixed this by giving Amy a piggy-back ride.

"This is either madness or brilliance," Will commented.

"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." Jack said.

Will promptly walked right into a lobster trap.

"Uh...I'm stuck,"

"Hush, William," Amy said, "You're blocking the voices in my head."

The trap proved to be useful, however. They used the rope to board the Dauntless. They wandered down the steps.

"Everyone stay calm, we're taking over the ship!" Jack called to the crew.

"Aye, avast!" yelled Will. Amy cringed.

She grabbed his sleeve as the crew laughed, "Don't do that," she told him, sternly.

"This ship cannot be crewed by two men," said Gillette,

"Hey!"

He ignored her, "You'll never make it out of the bay,"

"Son," said Jack, pointing his pistol at Gillette's nose "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?"

"Yeah, so you better bloody well do what he says!" Amy said to him.

Amazingly enough, they did.

Will caught sight of the Interceptor. He walked over to Jack

"Here they come,"

Quickly, the three of them swung over to the Interceptor, and sailed away. A few of the sailors tried to swing over but they were too late.

"Thank you, commodore, for getting us ready to make waves! We would've had a hard time with her, by ourselves!" Jack called back to them.

"See ya, suckas!" Amy yelled and started doing the Macarena at them.

"Er…do you have any idea what she says?" Will asked Jack, quietly.

"Not a clue," Jack replied, "you'll get used to it, mate."

A while later, Jack was at the wheel while Will was tugging on a rope, Amy watching him.

"Do you have any idea what you're doing?" she asked him.

"Nope!" Will replied.

"Pull it harder!" She told him, elbowing him out of the way and pulling the rope.

"Do you know what you're doing?"

"Haven't a clue," she said, letting the rope go to see what would happen. It snapped into an awkward position. They looked at each other.

"Just back away, slowly," She told him as they did so.

Will sat down and sharpened his sword. He started to tell Jack about where he was from.

Amy walked away from them. She was thinking about what Lily would say if she knew that she was stuck in their favourite movie with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. She knew the conversation would contain a lot of OMG's. Smiling to her self she walked back over to the guys.

"At the jail it was only after you learned my name that you agreed to help," Will was telling Jack, "Since that's what I wanted, I didn't press the matter. I'm not a simpleton, Jack. You knew my father."

"No," croaked Amy, not being able to resist it, "He IS your father! Mwahahaha!"

"What?" they asked in unison,

"Sorry,"

"I knew 'im," Jack continued, as if Amy hadn't said anything, "probably one of the few who knew him as William Turner. Everyone else just called him Bootstrap or Bootstrap Bill."

"Bootstrap?"

"Good man," Jack said, walking to the wheel, "good pirate. I swear you look just like him."

"It's not true. He was a merchant sailor. A good respectable man who obeyed the law." Will said, annoyed.

Amy zoned out. She had listened to the conversation about a million times.

Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared next to her. It was Rose.

"How're you enjoying it so far?" She asked.

"So far, so good," Amy said, "but I have a feeling that Will and Jack think I'm weird,"

"Can you blame them?"

"Hey! Well, no,"

Rose smiled, "Well, you've got quite a while to go. Stay safe, ok?"

"I'll try,"

"Good girl," She patted Amy on the arm and disappeared again.

Amy looked back at the guys. She saw Will hanging over the crashing waves, clinging to the boom (I think it's the boom. I don't know all the nautical terms)

"I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy?" Jack was telling him.

"Jack!" Amy shouted, "Let him down!"

Jack twirled the wheel and Will came crashing back to the boat.

"Can you sail under the commands of a pirate?" Jack offered him his sword, "or can you not?"

Will took it, "Tortuga?" he asked.

"Tortuga," Jack turned to Amy, "What about you? Nothing against pirates, I hope?"

"I AM a pirate, you moose!" Amy said, annoyed.

"Fine then,"

They arrived at Tortuga. No words to describe that place. Imagine a stereotypical pirate town and times it by ten and you have it. Will was keeping a tight hold of Amy's shoulders in a big-brotherly way.

"More importantly," Jack was telling them, "It is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep the sweet proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga, savvy?"

"And you don't get what I say?" Amy said in disbelief.

"What do you think?" Jack asked Will.

"It'll linger," Will said.

"I'll tell you, mate. If every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted," A redhead in a scarlet dress made her way over to Jack.

"Scarlett!" Jack called. She slapped him in the face.

"Not sure I deserved that," Amy pressed her hand over her mouth to block her giggles.

A blonde came over to Jack.

"Giselle!"

"Who was she?" She asked,

"What?"

SLAP

"I may've deserved that."

"And who's she?" Giselle pointed to Amy. "That's sick, Jack Sparrow!"

"No, no, no!" Jack tried to explain, only to be answered with yet another slap.

"Sorry, Jack!" Amy spluttered.

Jack didn't reply. He picked up a bucket full of water, handed one to Will and beckoned them to follow. They found Mr. Gibbs asleep using pigs for pillows. Jack threw the water at him. He woke with a start.

"Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!" He caught sight of Jack, "Mother's love! Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck."

"Jack!" Amy said, accusingly, "We don't need any bad luck!"

"You believe in luck?" Will asked her,

"Yes, I do," Amy said, reaching for her necklace, "See this ring? It always gives me good luck." (I do actually have a ring that gives me good luck)

"Fortunately," Jack continued, "I know how to counter bad luck. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking," Jack winked.

"Is it me," Will asked Amy, "or does he speak in riddles?"

Amy shrugged.

Jack helped Gibbs to his feet and Will splashed him with water.

"Blast, I'm already awake!"

"That was for the smell," Will said.

"Good call," Amy told him.

They all entered a tavern named "The Faithful Bride". It was full of drunken pirates and wenches. Again, Will kept a close eye on Amy who was eagerly eyeing a bottle of rum. She'd always wanted to taste it. Jack and Gibbs were talking privately, Will keeping watch.

"A matter of leverage" caught Will's attention. He looked round at the two of them. Amy took her chance and edged towards the rum but Will grabbed her by the collar and held her back.

"Unhand me, eunuch!" Amy shrieked.

Jack came towards them.

"Done?" Will asked.

"For now,"

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