Hello, my darlings! It's been what? Three months? Normally someone would say an excuse about not posting for a long time but I did warn you guys from the beginning so I don't need to come up with one :3. This is not exactly my favorite episode but it was a good excuse to use it for what I had Nami learn.

Momochan77: I look forward to that too and I'm glad you're enjoying the story.

Nevermorea: You're welcome my dear.

Robin: There so many funny bs happening in the background that we don't notice such as in this episode Kyoya is rocking purple lipstick, which made me wonder if he also had eyeshadow but the glasses wouldn't let me see to check so knows he might XD.

8rdzeotimka: I would like to think that they closer now since he knows more about her.

Guest: Why not? :3

akagami hime chan: He's a nice mixture of sweet and savory. I'm glad ya are enjoying the fluff and most of us would be fucked in that situation not gonna lie XD.

Morning-Star57: I've seen so many OCs run-in with no type of weapon or self-defense skill and I figured that those snakes barely serve a purpose so I gave them a purpose.

DarkRain4Eternity: The kitchen scene was an excuse for me to add a little spice.

animefreak112097: I'm glad ya are enjoying it.

Angelicsailor: Thank you thank you XD.

Now go on enjoy ze story!


Ugh It's Them Part 1

A couple of days after we come back from the beach an idea occurs to me during club hours. When the club closes, I go up to Mitsukuni after taking a deep breath.

"Can you teach me self-defense?" I ask, gaining the rest of the hosts' attention.

"Why the sudden motivation to learn self-defense?" Haruhi asks, confused.

"I don't want to rely on poisonous snakes when something like what happened at the beach happens again," I look at her.

Mitsukuni holds his chin thinking, "Sure, but I won't go easy on you."

I look at him and grin, "I wouldn't have it any other way."

"What about your low pain tolerance?" Haruhi asks worriedly.

"I'll suck it up," I go up to her with a smile, "Don't worry Haru, I'll be fine."

Thus, the next day after club hours my self-defense classes began. Mitsukuni wasn't kidding when he said he wasn't going easy on me. He made me repeat his movements several times before we could take a break. He showed me how to land a lethal hit to incapacitate my opponent, he had me mimic his movements until I could do it without him.

"Good, I hope you don't have to use it on anyone," he motioned Mori-senpai to come.

With Mori-senpai he taught me how to redirect a punch or the possibility of a knife and also how to disarm the person. It wasn't much but it can save my life or someone else's if the situation happens. These classes happen twice a week so as to not put me behind on club paperwork. It's been a month since the classes with Mitsukuni began and in one of them it escalated to him teaching me basic karate moves along with basic workout routines. Mori-senpai is the one in charge of my workout routines while Mitsukuni oversees the teaching. The workouts are in the mornings while the classes are in the afternoon after the club, and I find it funny that to let me know that we are done for the day Mori-senpai puts a towel on my head.

Today is the first day that Ouran Academy hosts an exposition for the cultural clubs which cancels every afternoon class.

"Isn't something supposed to happen today?"

During lunch, I bump into Mori-senpai in the halls.

"Ah, Mori-sen-," he places a hand on my head interrupting me.

"Takashi," he gives me a small smile.

"Oh."

I smile, "Takashi, do you think my work out routine could be increased?"

"It can do you think you can handle it?" he makes sure.

"Yes!" I nod confidently.

"Alright," he ruffles my hair.

When I go to the club the twins tell me that they sent Haruhi for instant coffee.

"We didn't need it but alright," I shrug.

"But there wasn't any in the kitchen," they say.

"Because we keep the extra in the storage room, a room you two rarely go into," I add the expense to my spreadsheet.

For this theme I didn't dress up, I wanted to be comfortable today. The moment the club hour starts two girls walk in and judging by the uniform they are from another school…

"Wait!"

I look at the girls and my eyes widen.

"It's the Zuka club, fuck!"

I can already feel a headache incoming and they haven't even said a word. Tamaki does his usual for first-time guests but unlike the usual result of flustering messes they are unimpressed; if anything they look offended by it.

"What a pain!"

I have nothing against those girls, except the way they treat the boys and that they are a little creepy.

"I wanna slam my head against something and maybe sleep through this."

I get pulled out of my thoughts when I hear the third girl from that little group show up with Haruhi and does this cheesy love vow with her. The other two girls start caressing Haruhi's arms and legs after the late shower dips her. Tamaki gets a little angry and goes to stop them since they are touching Haruhi without his permission. The third girl goes to punch Tamaki, but I quickly step in and redirect the punch away from him.

"I'd appreciate it if you don't use violence within school grounds," I glare at her, "Especially against my friends."

The girl looks at me shocked but recovers quickly when she realizes I'm a girl.

"Ah, another maiden!" she goes to take my hands, but I slap them away.

"Don't get in my personal space either," my glare darkens.

"My apologies," she says, backing away slightly.

I go stand by the hosts, next to Mitsukuni to be precise. Haruhi goes to the kitchen to make some coffee. Tamaki goes into dramatic baby mode while Mitsukuni tells him to get a hold of himself. The leader of the girls starts insulting the hosts. I feel the urge to punch her

Kyoya notices that they are from St. Lobelia due to the uniform. The girls go into a small musical introduction…

"I should have stayed in bed today."

"Is this supposed to happen?" Mitsukuni whispers in my ear.

I sigh and nod whispering, "Also the twins did something that'll make Haruhi angry."

The little number ends with the girls wearing loud outfits.

"And the headache is here."

I massage my temple to ease the aching a little. I hear Tamaki collapsing behind me and the twins burst out laughing at the name of the girls' club. Suddenly Renge's voice echoes into the room and a motor goes off right after she says we shouldn't underestimate the Zuka Club. She comes out in a kimono sitting under an umbrella drinking coffee that she gags at after tasting it.

"If you don't like it don't drink, you're wasting supplies!"

She explains what St. Lobelia is, along with the girls' club. The Zuka Club is essentially a club that has a long history and it was built by maidens for maidens. They also do a variety of activities.

"Mom actually suggested that school since it was a little easier to get into and I would be surrounded with girls my age."

I didn't have that many girl friends aside from Haruhi but let's be honest she's not that feminine, to begin with. Either way, I was stubborn about my decision so here I am.

Kyoya praises Renge's vast knowledge.

"She doesn't do much managing, to begin with, so that's the least she could do."

Renge goes back to wherever she came from after saying that the sole reason she didn't go to Lobelia was that there weren't boys and she couldn't live without those.

"I can't really deny that I also came here due to wanting to see Mitsukuni and the others even if it was in the halls, so I guess we have something in common."

The lobelia girls go into a whole spiel of why St. Lobelia is the best school for a girl blah blah blah. They've got good values, but they explain it so forcefully that they're kind of lost on whoever they're preaching to. I tune them out and watch Takashi swing a sword instead.

"Oh, do you think I can hold it?" I ask him, curious.

He stops swinging to look at me then at the sword.

"Perhaps," he hands me the sword carefully.

I take the sword and I'm surprised that I can even lift it. I mean it's still heavy and feels funky in my hands, but I can hold it.

"I see your training is paying off," Kyoya says watching me, "Although the sword looks a little too big for you."

I look at the sword.

"That's what was funky."


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