An) Ok, I know that you people are probably wondering why I haven't been updating Military Jacket for a while. I have been dead tired and school has been bogging me down. I just got back from school camp two days ago and am still trying to unpack and stuff. I haven't really been reading much L/J fanfiction lately and have started to read heaps of Holes and School of Rock fics.

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To the story! Giddy up Cheeky!( You will not understand this unless you are my sister or Loz)

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Anger Management

"Please remind me again why I'm climbing all the way to the top of your roof so I can jump off it and fall to my death?" questioned Lily quickly getting annoyed while climbing the incredibly steep steps to the roof of Sirius' house.

"I've already told you, you will not die because you are a witch and then that will prove to you that you are one!"

Lily raised an eyebrow in response to this, wondering if her friend had accidentally inhaled sharpies…

Soon they arrived at the roof of Sirius' house and Sirius gave Lily an umbrella.

Annoyed she looked at the umbrella and slowly turned her head to glare at Sirius.

He quickly recognized this look as her I'm-about-to-explode-get-out-of-my-way-or-you-will-die look.

Internally he was smirking. His plan was going perfectly.

"Come on, just put up the umbrella already and jump!" exclaimed Sirius in fake exasperation.

And abruptly like a bomb, Lily exploded.

"HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO FRICKIN' BELIEVE THAT I AM A STUPID WITCH LET ALONE EXPECT ME TO JUMP OF A ROOF WHEN I KNOW THAT I WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING A STUPID-"

Abruptly the angry girl was cut off as Sirius' face erupted in warts, boils and pimples.

Screeching bloody murder he grabbed his face and started muttering about how his perfect face was ruined.

With a mouth agape Lily stood shell-shocked staring at her best-friends face.

"D-did I do t-that?" she stuttered with a shocked face.

Sirius let go of his face, raised it and grinned at her.

"Yup"

And with that simple word Lily Marie Evans fainted.

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Waving a hand over Lily's unconscious face Sirius groaned. She had passed out over an hour ago and was still unconscious.

Slowly she stirred and Sirius jumped up and started yelling happily.

"Shut up you stupid show-off" the red headed girl muttered angrily as she sat up rubbing her eyes.

Abruptly he came to a halt and turned around to stare at her.

"So do you believe me?"

"What do you think" came back the snappy reply.

Sirius just sort-of backed away with a scared look on his face.

"Bye" she simply stated and climbed down the stairs, out of the house and began heading down the road, not appearing to go anywhere.

And after a few more minutes she had disappeared into the setting sun.

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"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TALKING TO THE DIRTY MUDBLOOD GIRL THAT LIVES ON THIS STREET YOU DIRTY MUDBLOOD-LOVING SCUM!" thundered Sirius' mum as he scrambled up the stairs away from his mother to his room.

Relieved he sighed when he reached the sanctuary of his tiny room closed the door and lent against it.

In a daze he stayed in that position for ten minutes before he heard a knocking on his door. Slowly he took his weight off the door and opened it.

There stood Regulus, leaning on the doorway.

"Mother told me to tell you that we are moving houses. Pack your bag" he sneered.

Sirius scowled and slammed the door in his younger brother's face.

He trudged over to his trunk and began shoving random items of clothing and other assorted bits of junk into it.

Flashback

An eight year old girl stood at the end of her driveway staring at the funny people walking into the house across the street.

Every so-often a car drove past. As she was gazing around her eyes locked onto a boy that looked as if he didn't belong in the family, not by looks but because of something else that she couldn't place.

Their eyes locked and she grinned. They held the gaze for a few seconds before his mother said something and he scowled, breaking her gaze.

The boy scuffed his feet as he walked the the front door, but not before lifting his head and winking one eye.

And that was the beginning of what was now about to end

End Flashback

Sirius could feel the emotion building up behind his eyes. One of the only good things in his life, his best friend, was being snatched away from him in a millisecond.

He was afraid that if he blinked it would be gone.

And with that he swore, that like everyone else had, he would forget about Lily Marie Evans.

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A/N) I didn't really intend for it to be like that but it just did : ). Remember, no flames are welcome, but constructive criticism is (As long as it is actually constructive, not just "You're story sucks. And you have bad spelling")

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By the way, you might want to meet my muse for this story, who is one of my socks, Stripy.

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