Chapter 1-Anzu Mazaki:
It's time again for the cast of YGO to face the dreaded Know your Stars chair. This version has been done time and again. But when DivineQueenYeiweh writes it…you can be sure to see the unexpected in this. Rated for some language issues. And we'll start with the one girl that most people LOVE to hate…Anzu Mazaki! DivineQueenYeiweh is not responsible for any material that may be offensive. Blame the ghost of the Know your Stars chair!
Know your Stars voice in Italics
Anzu Mazaki got a note in her locker supposedly from Atem to come to the gym for a 'date.' Like Atem's even interested. Anyway, she went into the gym of Domino High and saw a chair in the middle of the room. She sat on it, and it began!
Know your Stars…know your stars…know your stars…Anzu Mazaki…she has a crush on Mai Kujaku!
Anzu replied, "NO I DON'T! I only have love for my Pharaoh!"
Anzu Mazaki…she wants to have sex with Mai Kujaku!
"UGH! You're so gross! I'm not gay!
Sure…just keep telling yourself that! Anzu Mazaki…she's pregnant with Mai's child!
"What the hell? Like that's even possible…"
Anything is possible…for a slut!
"I am NOT a slut! How many times do I have to keep on telling you people that!"
Then why were you at Mai's house last night?
"I was returning a book that she lent me. That doesn't mean anything."
Sure it doesn't…
"What's THAT supposed to mean?"
Anzu Mazaki…what she doesn't know is that she's a Mary-Sue!
"WHAT! I'm NOT a freakin' Mary Sue!"
Sure…just keep on telling yourself that…Mary Sue!
"UGH!"
Anzu Mazaki…what you don't know about her is that she works at a strip club to earn money to go to New York!
"Now THAT is ridiculous! I earn my money for New York in a sensible way!"
Anzu Mazaki…what you don't know about her is that she wants to be a big porn star!
"WTF? I HATE porn!"
Yeah, and I'm the pope! Then explain why you were at the biggest strip club the other night?
Because the boys made me go...
Sure they did…Anzu Mazaki…what she doesn't know is that no one gives a damn about her speeches!
"THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING ATEM!"
And now you know…Anzu Mazaki…the Mary-Sue porn star wannabe who wants to screw Mai Kujaku and bear her child!
"NO THEY DON'T! YOU'RE MEAN!
(coughs) Mary Sue!
