Author's Note: Yami Bakura will have a separate chapter.
Chapter 2- Ryou BakuraSoon after Anzu Mazaki was tortured, Ryou Bakura also received a note to report to the auditorium…but his letter was from Yami Bakura, his lover. So…he sat in the haunted chair and it began for him:
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Ryou Bakura…he doesn't have a British accent…he has an Australian accent!
"Huh? That's not true! How could it be? I AM from England…"
You just keep on telling yourself that…Ryou Bakura…he doesn't love Yami Bakura…he loves Malik Ishtar!
Actually, Marik is his boyfriend, so how could that be?"
Ryou Bakura…he's been cheating on Yami Bakura to be with Malik!
"That's not true! I know my yami can be a bit rough on me…but I do love him so…"
Then why are you always around Malik, hmm?
"Because, he won't leave me alone! I much rather be with my hikari…"
Who is Malik…
"Will you kindly stop that?"
No way…torturing people is far too much fun. Ryou Bakura…he likes to wear the Domino school girl uniform!
"You must be bloody joking! I may be gay, but I am NOT a transvestite!"
Then what's this?
A picture of Ryou in the Lady of Faith outfit from the second season appeared. Ryou
stated:
"Oh that? I couldn't help that…I was stuck in that for a bit, but it doesn't mean
anything…"
Oh…it means everything. Wait until THIS is e-mailed to all the people in your school!
"Don't do that!"
I like to torture people. That's what I live for. And now you know…Ryou Bakura…the
Australian transvestite who in love with Malik Ishtar!
"No they bloody well don't!"
The ghost laughed and stated:
I'm thinking of going after the Pharaoh next. Oh, I have BIG plans for him…VERY big
plans! It will be so sweet to torture him. What do I have in store for our Pharaoh? Well,
you'll just have to read the next chapter to find out how I will torture him!
