Note: Atem doesn't really have a last name, so I made it the same as Yugi's. Might as well…oh yeah, and also, this chapter is based on a theory that I have about him. That he might be the biblical Rameses. But only because the manga is set 3,000 years ago (where the biblical event was set) and because of his stubbornness. I'm not responsible for any potentially offensive material. Blame the ghost of the Know your Stars chair.

Chapter 3-Pharaoh Atem (Mutou):

Atem got a note supposable from Yugi-chan, his boyfriend, to meet him in the gym for a surprise. He then sat in the chair that was stated on the note. Then…it began:

Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Atem Mutou…he likes to wear dresses and skirts and pretend that he's a girl!

"Where is that voice coming from? And…that's not true! I never wore a skirt in my life!"

Then explain that Pharaoh outfit that you wear…

"That's not a skirt! We Egyptians don't run around in skirts…"

Sure…you just keep on telling yourself that. Atem Mutou…what you don't know about him is that his eyelashes are actually the result of eye liner!

"What? I don't wear makeup! Makeup's for girls!"

Then you must be a girl because that's exactly what you are wearing!

"What kind of being are you?"

I am the ghost of the Know your Stars chair. Nice to meet you Pharaoh. You are the very person I've been the MOST anxious to torture…

"You have a sick mind ghost!"

Thank you! I take that as a compliment! Atem Mutou…what you don't know about him is that he's actually the Biblical Rameses!

"What the hell? Now I KNOW that's not true! What kind of game is this?"

The torture game! It's the only game you really can't win. Because…I'm in control.

"You're crazier than Malik, Marik, and Bakura combined!"

Thank you again Pharaoh…or should I call you Rameses?"

"STOP THAT!"

Ah, this is too much fun! Atem Mutou…he's the only gay Pharaoh around! And, what you don't know is that he tried to be Moses' gay lover…

"You're fuckin' stupid…"

Then why didn't you let the Hebrews go Rameses?

"Because I AM NOT RAMESES!"

Yes you are. Explain why you are so stubborn then? Atem Mutou…he was in love with Moses in his previous life!

"How could I be when the only lover I have ever had is Yugi-chan?"

Atem Mutou…he doesn't love Yugi! He loves Moses! But Moses wasn't gay, now was he Pharaoh? Atem Mutou…what you don't know about him is that the REAL reason why he got locked in the puzzle is because he wouldn't let the people go…shame on you…

"UGH! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! DON'T MAKE ME DO MY MIND CRUSH ON YOU!"

Atem Mutou…he was locked in the puzzle by the God of the Hebrews Himself. And what Atem doesn't know is that if he had summoned Yahweh, Yahweh would've defeated Zorc immediately! But he was too stubborn to do that. Typical Rameses…

"YOU WATCH! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU FOR THIS!"

Atem stomped away in a heated anger. The ghost then commented:

And now you know…Atem Mutou…or should I say, Atem Rameses! The gay cross-dressing stubborn biblical Pharaoh that was in love with Moses!

Anyways…that's what I was talking about when I said the unexpected would happen. Any ideas on who to torture next? Send them in a review! Also accepting torture dialogue for the ghost of the Know your Stars chair! See you next chapter!