Entry #1

"So, are you the top or bottom?"

"Excuse me?" Wesley asked.

"You know, the shackler, or shackled?" the clerk said, pointing to all the chains and shackles that Wesley was purchasing.

"Oh, this isn't..." Wesley started to say, but then stopped. He was going to say that this was just for a safety precaution in case Angel goes all evil on them again, but he couldn't exactly explain that to the man.

Instead, he smiled at the clerk and said "Well, Angel does need to be strapped down every now and then, especially when he's been naughty."