Spoilers for this story are:
End of Season Seven Buffy. (Sorry I didn't mention it when I first uploaded).
Most of Angel episodes. (I didn't watch all of the last season of Angel, but I know how it ends).
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. (I haven't mentioned anything yet. But it will probably come up at some point).
A/n: I use Australian spelling, which means s sometimes instead of z and colour spelled with a u. Just in case it annoys some people.
Thanks to reviewer number 1.
Not too sure if the funny is a good thing, but I'll take it as a compliment. Any suggestions are welcome. I'm uploading each chapter as I write it.
If anyone would like to edit my chapters, comments are welcome, in a constructive way.
Chapter 3 Malfoy TruceBuffy asked what the heck was going on when the Scoobies and their next door neighbor times two entering the living room.
"Two Harry Potter's. Both wizards about to tear each other apart. You guys can't kill each other. You might be connected by this parallel universe thing. When we had two Xanders they were the same person split in two," Willow explained. Gryffindor Harry backed off, "right, but we are NOT the same person."
Slytherin Harry lifted his messy hair to show a lightning bolt scar. Gryffindor Harry copied, to reveal the same scar on his forehead.
"Wo, de ja vou," Buffy laughed, "Hey Xander come look at this!"
Xander entered the room. He stopped at the sight of the identical boys.
"Harry's twin?" Xander asked.
"Two Harry's," Dawn filled him in. Slytherin Harry smirked at Dawn, Gryffindor Harry glared.
"Okay this I totally Giles research mode," Buffy said. Willow nodded.
"What do we do about them in the meantime?" Dawn asked.
"I suppose other world Harry can stay here. Harry from here should be next door," Buffy replied.
"Sure, I can't go to Hogwarts?" Slytherin Harry asked.
"NO!" Gryffindor Harry shouted. Slytherin Harry grinned as if to say, you can't stop me. Gryffindor Harry and Slytherin Harry had a stare off competition. Dawn rolled her eyes.
"You two are so immature!" Dawn sighed.
They stopped staring at each other and sulked.
"Okay, alien Harry can sleep in Xander's room," Buffy said. She looked at Willow, "didn't you and Kennedy go shopping?"
"Yeah, ages ago, enough food for a week," Willow said.
"Why my room? Why not Giles?" Xander complained.
"Xander…" Buffy groaned.
"Okay, okay, alien Harry this way," Xander led Slytherin Harry upstairs. Slyhterin Harry growled at the insult of being called an alien.
"You're one to talk, Cyclops," Slytherin Harry retorted. Xander advanced to beat up Slytherin Harry. Buffy knocked them both aside. Slytherin Harry stared at Buffy in bewilderment.
"Alien Harry, this world Harry, neither of you want to mess with us. You might want to tell your wizard pals the same deal," Buffy warned.
"I'll tell Professor Dumbledore, our headmaster," Gryffindor Harry said.
"He's not headmaster," Slytherin Harry said.
"Yes he is."
"Despite who or who isn't in charge at your school Harry of this world, alien Harry, the people here need to know what's what," Buffy said.
"Xander, take alien Harry upstairs. Get the extra mattress. We'll figure out what to do," Buffy said. Reluctantly, Xander led Slytherin Harry to his room. Buffy waited until she couldn't hear their footsteps.
"Okay, so, we need some sort of way to tell these two apart. If we figure out how to send alien Harry back to his world," Buffy said.
"I know, an aura spell. Change the colour of his aura so that he is different from the other Harry," Willow suggested.
"Wouldn't that somehow change who I am?" Harry asked.
"Well, I'm not sure… it could…"
"No, no spells," Harry refused.
Xander yelled and ran down the stairs. Buffy spun around, "what's wrong?"
"He's gone, alien Harry disappeared," Xander said.
"Oh crap. GILES!" Buffy yelled. Giles hurried down the stairs.
"You choose to tell him now?" Xander asked. Buffy glared at him.
Slytherin Harry at Malfoy ManorHarry only knows one place he could go. The only one who might help him, the Malfoy'. True, Draco was a whiny kid but his family had connections. Harry apparated outside Malfoy manor. He was glad the mansion didn't change address between the universe. It was still the largest house he'd ever seen. With a front lawn you had to run for ages just to get to the front door.
The building was gray with no turrets, but it had four wings and a huge Quidditch pitch. He and Draco would use over the summer. Harry apparated to the front door. He lifted the door knob. A house elf Harry didn't recognise opened it.
"Is Draco home?" Harry asked. The house elf left and brought back Draco. The house elf left and brought back Draco. Who snarled at the sight of Harry.
"Wearing Slytherin robes Potter?" Draco snorted.
"Draco if you look a little closer you'll see I'm not the Harry of this world." Harry replied. He pulled back his right sleeve to show the dark mark. Draco pulled Harry's arm to get a closer look. Then threw Harry's arm back at him.
"That's got to be a fake," Draco snarled.
"It's not. I am from another universe. In my universe I killed the Dark Lord. I became the new power."
Draco laughed and laughed and laughed, Harry glared at him.
"Shut up. It's true," Harry grouched.
"Okay. What do you think of Granger?"
"That mudblood? She's dead in my reality," Harry laughed. This made Draco smile in a twisted evil way.
"Really, do go on," Draco drawled. Thinking Harry must be crazy he found it funny to have the golden boy show up at his house, badmouthing Granger.
"Dumbledore's was sacked from Hogwarts two years ago. I feel no need to justify myself to you. In my reality you work for me. Do I have your help or not?" Harry asked.
"I work for you? Please, pull the other one. What are you, fancy yourself the new evil in your world?" Draco asked.
Harry lifted Draco up and threw him against the wall. Draco yelled in pain, eyes wide with shock at Harry's sudden boost of strength.
"I am not evil. I have power, position."
"Why the dark mark then eh?"
"It's well known. People are frightened of it. What better way to keep people in line than to frighten them every now and then? Now, I initially thought I wanted to go home. But I thought, wouldn't it be fun to watch goody-toe-shoes Potter and his mudblood friends dance around for us? Make them a little crazy?" Harry asked.
"Say I do believe you…" Draco coughed, standing up, "What exactly to you plan to do with Harry and his famous trio?"
"Make them unsure of where his loyalties lie. Maybe, I'll take Voldemorte of your hands for you as well. What do you say, partner in crime?" Harry asked. He held out his hand to shake. Draco looked at Harry's hand, remembering first grade when Harry would not shake his hand. He knew this instant that what Harry was saying had to have some truth. Even if it weren't true, it would be fun to play with Harry's slight insanity and mess with the mudblood's head.
Draco's lips curled into a smirk shook Harry's hand and said, "Deal." Harry smirked, the boys laughed. Each thinking they had the upper hand.
