Author's notes: hey guys and girls, I'm back with a new chapter. I hope you are ready for this because this whole chapter is full of almost nothing but battles.

Before we get into the recap, I have something to say. It's about the sex with pokemon. A lot of you asked me to start with Mew in Kanto and a lot of you asked me not to do it altogether. I have decided to do one scene with Mew as an Omake, a non-canon scene between Ash and Mew to see how you guys feel about it. If you guys will like it, I'll make the scene canon and continue with the pokemon thing. However, If I'll only get negative reviews about it or just a little bit of positive reviews, I will keep it as non-canon and if you guys want, I'll make more non-canon scenes.

Anyway, let's get to the recap.

*Recap*

Ash found an abandoned Chamander and captured him before capturing a shiny ponyta. He then continues on Route six until he stumbles upon a group of squirtle where he captures their leader and helps the rest of the squad put a huge fire out.

Chapter seven: all aboard the st. Anne

Ash, Misty, Leaf and Geselle all stood on a hill over Vermilion city. "We are finally here!" Giselle said almost in relief.

Ash chackled, "don't fall asleep just yet, we still have a long way before we are at the pokemon center to rest. First we go to the center so I could switch Ponyta with Nidoking, then we go have my gym battle and only then you'll be able to rest." he said as he appeared behind her and wrapped his arms around her chest.

Ash placed his head on top of hers and hugged her to his chest. "Though If you girls want to, we can simply rest here for a bit and then go on with my plans but that will mean that we will get back to the center later than expected which means you will have to wait with your horny desires." he said with a smirk.

Giselle quickly shook her head and while Ash couldn't see it, he was sure that Misty and Leaf were doing the same.

"Good then, let's go." he said before he released Giselle and started to walk down the hill.

It was a few minutes later that they made it to the Pokemon center and since their pokemon were already healed, they simply rented a room for the night where Joy promised to join and then Ash went over to the video phone.

Ash called professor Oak and after a few seconds, he picked up. "Oak lab, how may I help you." he asked Kindly before Ash turned the video on.

"Hey professor, I made it to Vermilion and am going to the electric gym. Mind sending Nidoking over? I have something you'll want to see and I'll send it instead." Ash said with a small smirk.

Oak raised an eyebrow. "Sure, wait a second," he said before running off. Oak came back a few seconds later and placed a ball on the transfer machine. Ash placed Ponyta's ball in the transfer machine before the balls were switched.

Oak grabbed the ball and released the pokemon from inside. Ponyta appeared in a shower if stars like Greninja usually did and looked around.

Before Oak's mind could reboot, Ash spoke to her. "Ponyta, be nice to professor Oak, I'll get you back to me after my gym battle" he called. She nodded her head before looking at the gobsmacked professor.

"Professor, as much as I would like to keep watching you imitate a magikarp out of water, I need to go to the gym already otherwise the girls are going to kill me before the end of this day." Ash said before waving and hanging up.

He got off the chair and took the ball with him. Ash made his way to the exit of the center where the girls were waiting for him. He noticed how busy the city was and decided that releasing Ninetales now would not be wise so he only released me who sat on his shoulder in her poliwag form.

The group continued to walk for a little while before they stopped at the entrance of the gym. Since ninetales wasn't out now, Ash had a free arm though that was quickly taken care of when Leaf ran quicker than Misty into his arms to join Giselle.

Ash used telekinesis once again to open the gym gates before they walked in with Misty pouting all the way through. Before they could reach the gym battlefield, they were stopped by two people standing in front of them.

They tried to intimidate the group of four but while they were fairly tall at 6'3, Ash was about 6' so the difference wasn't too big.

"What are you doing here? This is no place for babies." the male of the two said. Ash released the girls and in a burst of speed, he appeared behind the two, grabbing the back of their necks and squeezing tightly.

"Now you two better listen to me. This is a pokemon gym. Everyone is allowed to be here and not even the gym leader is allowed to make offending comments about the challengers. You can act tough as much as you want but we both know that you are scared right now from just a little demonstration of speed and strength. Now do me a favour, get out of my sight before I beat you up." Ash said coldly.

He released the two before they ran away as fast as they could. Ash sighed, "I hate it when people with power use that power to bully weaker people around." he said sheepishly to the girls while scratching the back of his head.

Misty, seeing Ash open, dashed over to him, followed shortly by leaf. After they were both secured in their new positions, they childishly stuck their tongues out at Giselle who puffed her cheeks with a pout.

Ash laughed as he went over and kissed Giselle's pouting lips. "You are so cute" he said with a laugh, making her pout even more and puff her cheeks out further.

He just continued to laugh as he continued to make his way towards the gym's battlefield.

Once he made it to the battlefield, he stood on the challenger's side of the field. "Lt. Surge, I challenge you to a gym battle." Ash called almost in a bored tone.

Out of the shadows came a hulking man with huge muscles all over his body and at the height of about 6'8. "What is this?" he asked in a booming voice. "Some babies came to challenge me?" he asked.

Ash growled at him. "Just shut up and do your job. Just lose in silence." he said. Before Surge could reply, a man came out of a balcony that was above the battlefield. "Gym battles in the vermilion gym are one on one pokemon battles. Do you accept challenger?" he asked.

Ash nodded and pulled out a pokeball. "Alright, trainers, release your pokemon." the referee said. Surge tossed a ball over to the field but he threw it so hard that after it released Surge's Raichu, the ball flew at very fast speeds all the way towards Ash.

Ash would have dodged it but the girls were right behind him so he simply caught the ball in his hand. "If you want to play dirty, I can help you with that. Here, let me give you your ball back." Ash said before channeling some Aura into his hand and throwing the ball so hard that Surge had no time to react before it hit his stomach.

Lucky for Surge, he was so bulky so the ball didn't make a hole in his stomach but it definitely hurt. Though he was more shocked than hurt. He threw the ball with all his strength yet Ash was not only able to catch it but also throw it back with twice the strength and speed.

Ash gently tossed his own ball onto the field. "Let me show you my baby pokemon," Ash said with a smirk. "Nidoking, come forth for battle" he called as the massive purple dinosaur-like pokemon appeared.

Surge paled as he realised that not only did Ash throw out a powerful pokemon, it was a ground type, leaving surge with only a few moves to use with his Raichu.

"Nidoking Vs. Raichu. Battle begins." the referee called. Immediately, Surge shouted his first order. "Raichu, use surf and follow it up with grass knot," he shouted.

Ash was in no mood of going easy. "Nidoking, use dig to avoid the attack and attack him at the same time. Once you throw him into the air, you use hyper beam to finish him off" Ash ordered telepathically with an emotionless face.

Nidoking disappeared into the ground just as the wave of water passed by where he was. He then appeared out of the ground from under Raichu who was standing still with green energy surrounding his paw.

Raichu was thrown into the air by the ground energy coated uppercut he got from Nidoking when the dinosaur appeared out of the ground. Nidoking opened his mouth and a white beam charged in his mouth before it was fired out at the poor electric rat.

Raichu was quickly blasted into unconsciousness and fell down to the ground with swirls in his eyes. The referee quickly raised his flag on Ash's side of the field. "Raichu is unable to battle. Winner of the gym battle is the challenger and his Nidoking." he called.

Before anyone could say anything, the badge from surge's badge case floated into the air coated in a blue aura and landed in Ash's palm where he strapped it on the inside of his jacket next to his other three badges.

Next thing the people in the gym knew, Ash grabbed hold of the girls that were accompanying him and they all vanished into thin air.

Ash, Leaf, Misty and Giselle appeared just outside of the pokemon center with Ash holding Nidoking's pokeball as well as mew on his shoulder in the form of a poliwag.

The group walked into the pokemon center where they noticed a poster on the wall behind Joy's counter.

The poster was speaking about the st. Anne and about how it will be leaving the city in a week. The poster was about a pokemon battle tournament where the first prize is two one plus one tickets.

Ash turned his head to the side to look at the girls. He wanted to ask them if they wanted him to get those tickets for them but once he turned to them, he saw all three girls giving him puppy dog eyes.

Ash sweatdropped. "So, you girls want me to get those tickets?" he asked hesitantly and got his answer when they started to rub themselves all over him.

He laughed. "Sure, I'll get them. Let me go talk to joy and let her know that she needs to sign me for the tournament." he said before pushing the girls off of him and running off to the back of the pokemon center where Joy usually was when she wasn't behind the counter.

"Joy" Ash called out to get her attention. The woman lifted her head from the small rattata that she was cleaning and blushed heavily.

"A-Ash. What brings you here?" she asked. Joy could feel her heart melt when Ash smiled at her. "The girls wanted to get on the st. Anne. Do you mind signing me for the battle tournament?" he asked kindly.

Joy smiled back at him and nodded. "Sure, let me finish here and I'll sign you in," she said before she went back to rubbing the pokemon's fur with some soap. After a few seconds, she decided that there was enough soap and started to wash it off with a water hose that was nearby.

After the rat was clean, Joy stood up and made her way over to ash. "Let's get you registered," she said as she walked past him and sat in front of the computer at the front counter.

After she was done she started to explain the details of the tournament. Currently, there are seven people registered for the tournament and the registration closes tonight so it means that the tournament is probably going to be three rounds. The battles are one on one pokemon battles with the only extra rule being the fact that you have to battle all of your battles with the same pokemon unless it's really hurt from its previous battle and only then you'll be allowed to switch to a different pokemon. The tournament starts tomorrow at eight A.M. in the battle grounds outside of the pokemon center." she explained.

Ash nodded and smiled. He leaned down and kissed joy on the lips shortly. "Thanks for the help, Joy. I'll see you tonight." he said before he walked back to the video phone to get Ponyta back before she killed professor Oak because of his desire to study shiny pokemon.

Meanwhile, Joy stared at his back while she touched her lips. Then she realised what he did and said before she blushed red and ran into the back to hide her nosebleed.

The next morning, Ash woke up at five fifty like always before going on a run though this time, he was running on the beach.

After half an hour of running, Ash stopped and looked at the pokemon with him. In front of him were standing or floating his normal six pokemon (Mew, Ninetales, Alakazam, Greninja, Lucario and dragonite). Other than them, in front of Ash was his newly evolved Pidgeot, his gyarados, his gengar, Oddish, who refused to leave Lucario's side and his charmander and Ponyta who mostly didn't allow Ash to separate them.

"So, which one of you guys and girls wanna battle in the tournament today? Oddish, Charmander and Ponyta aren't ready yet but the rest of you are free to compete" he said.

They all exchanged looks with each other before Gengar stepped forward. "I'll do it. I've been really bored lately," he said with his insane grin intensifying.

Ash grinned back. "Alright, let's do it. Everyone but Gengar, go train for now. You have an hour and a half." Ash exclaimed and the rest of his pokemon scattered around them.

After an hour and a half of training, Ash returned all of his pokemon into their balls before teleporting back to his room in the pokemon center where he took a shower to clean the sweat off his body.

When he got out, he made a small breakfast for himself, Leaf, Misty, Giselle and Joy. They all were glad to eat Ash's great food before they went outside to the battle ground where the tournament will take place in just a few minutes.

Once it started, Ash noticed that Joy was right. There were only eight people there, meaning that there will only be three rounds.

Joy told everyone the rules and then drew a few numbers to determine the matches. He didn't care about the others for now, all he cared about was that he was in the first battle against some guy named Ethan gore.

Ash walked onto his side of the field while the other teen walked to the other side of said battlefield.

"First battle between Ash ketchum and Ethan gore. Trainers, please send out your predetermined pokemon." Joy called, acting as the referee.

Both Ash and Ethan pulled their respective balls and threw them. "Gengar, come forth for battle." Ash said. "Hypno, I choose you" Ethan called.

The ghost and the psychic were both sent out onto the field, glaring at each other. Though, Gengar's glare was creepy with his insane grin still plastered onto his face.

"Gengar Vs. Hypno... begin." Joy called as she waved two flags around.

"Gengar, use perish song" Ash called. Gengar started to sing in his horrible voice, making hypno clutch his head in pain.

Ash grinned as his attack worked. Ethan greeted his teeth. "Hypno, let's finish this before you faint. We have three attacks. Use psybeam." he called.

Ash smirked. "I hate to play like this but that's how you battle with a ghost. Gengar, use protect." Ash called. Gengar held his small hands forward and a green barrier appeared in front of him.

The psybeam was canceled by the barrier, leaving Ethan and Hypno with two moves left.

"Hypno, use psychic." Ethan called with a smirk. Now Gengar couldn't use protect and being a poison type made him weak to psychic type attacks.

However, Gengar just stood there, Nothing happening to him. Seeing Ethan's confused look, Ash decided to explain. "I have three powerful psychics on my team and gengar trains to resist their attacks every day. Your Hypno's psychic was weak in comparison so it had no visible effect." he explained.

In a desperate attempt to win, Ethan called out Hypno's strongest attack, forgetting Gengar's typing. "Hypno, use Hyper beam" was the order.

Ash just smirked and watched as the Hyper beam passed straight through Gengar. After the attack was over, Hypno fell back with swirls in his eyes.

"Hypno is unable to battle. The winner of the first match in the first round is Ash Ketchum and his gengar who won without using a single damaging move and without taking any damage." Joy exclaimed.

Ash grinned as he returned Gengar to his ball. Ash was about to go and shake hands with Eithan but he noticed that the teen in question was already making his way away from the pokemon center.

Ash shrugged and walked up to the audience where his girls were sitting. He didn't pay too much attention to anything that happened in the next battles. He only noted that his next opponent's name was Cal Harlow who used a cloister.

Not too long after the first round ended, the second one started.

Ash went up against Cal with both standing at their respective parts of the field.

"First battle of the second round between Ash Ketchum and Cal Harlow. Trainers please send out your predetermined pokemon." Joy called from her place next to the battlefield.

"Gengar, come forth for battle." Ash called as he tossed his ball onto the field. "Cloyster, come on out and help me defeat our enemies." Cal called in an overly dramatic fashion, causing Ash to sweatdrop. 'That guy is really lame' Ash thought to himself.

Gengar appeared on Ash's side of the field and started floating around while grinning like always. On the other side of the field appeared a huge clam-like pokemon before it opened the shell to show a black ball that almost looked like a gastly. That black ball had two eyes and a mouth just like a gastly.

"Gengar Vs. Cloyster… Battle begins." Joy called, starting the match.

"Cloyster, start off with Ice beam." Cal ordered his pokemon, doing dramatic hand gestures at the same time.

Ash grinned. "Gengar, levitate above the attack and get in front of cloyster." He ordered with a grin.

Gengar did just that. In a burst of speed, he went above the beam of cold energy and raced towards cloyster.

Gengar appeared in front of cloyster just as Ash gave his next order. "Gengar, use hypnosis and jump away." he called.

Gengar's eyes glowed pink before Cloyster's eyes became foggy. Cal placed his hands on his cheeks in a dramatic fashion while gasping very loudly. He started waving his arms around as he shouted at himself to do something.

Once again Ash sweatdropped at the over dramatic man's actions as he continued to watch said man think out loud about what his possibilities were. Finally, the man reached a decision.

"Cloyster! You are going to fall asleep now so try to use withdraw and to protect yourself as much as possible." he said as he crouched down and placed his arms on his head as if to show that he went into a shell.

'That man has serious problems' Ash thought with another sweatdrop. Ash shook his head to get the weird actions of the equally weird man out of his head before he saw Cloyster fall asleep while going into its shell.

Ash smirked. "It's a shame that Withdraw only affects the normal defence stat and not the special defence stat since that's the one you're going to need. Gengar, finish this with dream eater." Ash ordered.

Gengar floated up to Cloyster's shell before his eyes glowed pink again and Cloyster was enveloped by the same pink energy.

A little while later, Cloyster's shell opened to show that his gastly like face had swirls in its eyes and that he was unconscious.

Cal started to rub his eyes with his fists as if he was crying though he wasn't making any sounds nor were there any tears falling from his eyes. He had enough of fake crying after a little while and started waving his arms around in frustration. He finally returned his pokemon to his pokeball with some more unnecessary hand movements.

Meanwhile, Nurse Joy was declaring the end of the match. "Cloyster is unable to battle. The winner of the first battle of the second round is Ash Ketchum and his Gengar." Joy called.

As she was calling the match, Cal walked over to Ash while taking unnecessary steps on the way. Ash smiled at the man while he tried to hold in the sweatdrop that threatened to fall down the back of his head.

Ash held his hand out to the man but the man found it necessary to circle Ash's arm with his own for about twenty seconds before he smiled as well and grabbed Ash's hand.

"That was a good battle, I hope I will be able to battle you again sometime in the future" Cal said to Ash with a smile that sent shivers down Ash's spine.

Ash released his hand before forcing himself to smile as well. "Yeah sure. If I ever see you again I might battle you. Thank you for a good battle" Ash said before he turned around and started to walk away.

The man also started to walk away with his hands and legs doing unnecessary movements. (if you are wondering what I'm talking about, think like Team skull in Ultra sun and Ultra moon, just on a grown up man so it's even weirder.)

Ash went over and sat with his girls once again where he was rewarded with a kiss from each for his victory.

He then watched the next fight where his soon to be opponent barely won using his Ursaring.

Soon they were both called to the battlefield.

"The last battle of the tournament is between Ash Ketchum and Roly Lyon. Trainers, please send out your predetermined pokemon." Joy called out for the last time that day.

"Gengar, come forth for battle." Ash called, tossing his ball into the air. "Ursaring, come out please." Roly said as he gently hurled the ball towards the battlefield.

Gengar appeared out of his ball with a somersault before straightening himself in the air. Ursaring appeared out of his ball with a loud roar, his ability intimidate activating and lowering Gengar's attack by one stage.

"Gengar Vs. Ursaring… battle begin" nurse Joy called.

Roly started off with a risky move. "Ursaring, use belly drum and follow it up with play rough" he said.

Ash smiled. "Gengar, protect into focus blast." He ordered calmy.

Ursaring started hitting his stomach repeatedly, cutting his health in half and boosting his attack by a lot. Suddenly, the normal type pokemon charged at gengar only to be stopped by a green barrier and then blasted by a huge ball of fighting type energy.

Ursaring fell on the ground with swirls in his eyes, ending the match. "Ursaring is unable to battle. The winners of the final battle of the tournament as well as the tickets for the st. Anne are Ash ketchum and his gengar" Joy called as Ash and Roly returned their pokemon and shook hands.

Joy walked up to Ash and handed him two silver tickets with St. Anne written in big bold letters in the middle.

Ash smiled and thanked Joy with a hug, Squeezing her ass not that anyone could see.

He broke away from Joy's hug and placed the tickets in a pocket on the inside of his jacket. Ash turned around and waved over his shoulder.

"I need to go have a word with Jenny about Lt. Surge since he isn't suited to be a gym leader. I'll see you later Joy" Ash said and with that ran off, leaving the girls with Joy as well.

That night was when Jenny joined the night-time fun that Ash had with the other girls after she took a report of Surge's actions and passed it to Lance and Mr. goodshow.

*6 days later*

It's around noon and Ash and the girls are currently aboarding the St. Anne. They made it to the guard at the entrance to the ship. "Tickets please" he said. Ash handed him both one plus one tickets and he allowed them to board the ship.

The tickets gave him and the girls two rooms but since they themselves only needed one, they released their pokemon in the free one, allowing them to be outside of their balls, even if it was in a room.

And so, our heroes made it into the St. Anne after Ash got himself his fourth badge. What more awaits our heroes? Find out, as the journey continues…

Author's notes: Done! I actually managed to finish in time to upload on monday! Even though it's 23:20 on Monday night, it's still it. I am sorry again for another short chapter. It's just that most of the time, my chapter length comes from my lemon scenes and I can tell you already that there will not be a lemon scene until either the end of next chapter or the beginning of the one after that.

On another note, I will probably be slowing down the uploads to one upload per week from August first since I'm starting a new job that doesn't leave me too much time to work on my stories. Though I'll see on my first week and tell you guys and girls how It'll be.

Ash's pokemon with him:

Mew

Ninetales

Alakazam

Greninja

Lucario

Dragonite

Charmander

Oddish

Ponyta

Pidgeot

Gengar

Gyarados

Ash's pokemon at the Oak ranch:

Squirtle

Nidoking

Bulbasaur

Scyther

Onix

Golbat

Clefairy

Jigglypuff

Growlithe

Starmie

Ash's current girls:

Leaf

Nurse Joy x6

Officer Jenny x6

Misty

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Violet

Daisy

Lily

Giselle

Sabrina

Ash's current stones:

Alakazamite

Lucarionite

Gyaradosite

charizardite X

gardevoirite x2

Garchompite x2

Pidgeotite

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