Disclaimer- Must I repeat myself every chapter? I don't own YGO! Duel Monsters. Never will…Maybe in the next 6 weeks when I get help from evil, demented, rapping, grey pixies. (I've have been watching too many Fairly Odd Parents. Seriously. XD)
Chapter Summary- Mokuba comes home with words that may not be a 'perfect tune' in his brother's ears! What will happen when Mokuba gets the chance to ask these questions to Seto Kaiba, the CEO of KaibaCorp? And what if he doesn't? Who shall he turn too now?
Rating- PG 13. If you can't take any strong health involved words and some Tea bashing, as well as -coughjoeycough- bashing… -ahem-…. Please go back and read yet another Tea scripted friendship speeches. .
A/N: Thanks for those 5 that reviewed! Well I make that my policy in every story. If I get 5 reviews, I shall post! And what do you know? I do have 5! Yehey! I really enjoy writing so it means a lot to me that people ACTUALLY READ my crap. Just kidding. XDXD
Thanks to those who reviewed and hopefully WILL review!
Remember the rules! No Flaming! I take good, constructive criticism and reviews. Arigato!
PS. The reviewers that reviewed me are the ff:
Draco's Daughter- teeheee…Oh yeah…-evil laughter-Tiffanylicis- thanks for reading!
Frogger666- My friend, you just read my mind didn't you? I was writing this chapter and I decided to check my reviews. Lo and Behold, you said COFFEE. The exact thing I—never mind. Hahahahahaha! Thanks for your review and you and me think alike. XD
FireDragonSpirit- yes that would be funny, spending all his time making diagrams for Moki. XD thanks agan!
CorpseBrideEmily- really? I thought I was an amateur! Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
Arigato to you all! ON WITH THE FIC!
PSS: Some OOC ness may apply. Don't like? Don't read! Applies here. Arigato.
If My Big Brother Knew Everything…(3rd person POV)
It was 12 o clock. For some reason, the Elementary Department closed for the day to rid the grounds of unnecessary "junk". Seemed like ruffians from higher batches went loose and created havoc among the lower batches, causing kids to think that boogeyman IS real and will haunt them unless they sacrifice their 'evil' money to a god statue made from trash.
This was a good opportunity for Mokuba Kaiba, brother of famous CEO Seto Kaiba, owner of KaibaCorp, to call home and actually get home. His curiosity always got the best of him. Like the time Pegasus invited the brothers for a tour of his Funny Bunny Exhibit, not realizing that Mokuba was a boy.
There, Moki quickly became involved as to why Pegasus is buying cartoon-involved stuffed animals. His rich! He could buy the cartoon!
So Moki hacked into Pegasus' command computer and checked with why he wouldn't buy the cartoon.
Just as he was about to type in the password, a picture of Pegasus half naked surrounded by poles that were pink and a forest of Funny Bunny toys holding whips wearing black leather appeared on the screen….
…moving…
Mokuba, of course, consulted his big brother. And just as he was about to close the window, Seto came rushing in. Of course, he was afraid Pegasus tricked him so he could capture Mokuba and make him some sort of Funny Bunny model. So to prove him wrong, Pegasus came in too.
And what welcomed them was Seto's wide-eyed expression, Mokuba's shouting for answers and Pegasus hyper ventilating asking his 'butler' who was a coat stand by the way, for some wine and his favorite Funny Bunny Fruity Tutty DVD episode.
Sure, that incident left the two brothers' completely scarred for the rest of their rich lives but hey! Lesson learned!
…Never trust a fruitcake to invite you to his house for an "exhibition".
Mokuba was with Lucchi the whole time they were staying in this room facilitated by the faculty. They weren't supposed to go out but Mokuba had to call his brother to pick him up.
"So, how is it being rich Moki?" asked Lucchi. He was eyeing Moki like his idol, which he actually is.
"Hmmm…I dunno. It's okay I guess…" answered Mokuba as he dialed on the pay phone. "I'm not that special Lucchi! I'm just like everybody else!" he added.
Lucchi blinked and laughed. Mokuba stared at him and asked, "What's so funny? I really am!" With that, Lucchi laughed even harder, causing stares from everyone in the hallway.
"Y-You…-laughter-…l-li-li-like…-more laughter-…e-e-ev-every-o-one…-pause, then laughter once more-….ELSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mokuba was looking at Lucchi like he was a freak. He was making a scene, and scenes are not what the name "KAIBA" needs.
"Lucchi!" whispered Mokuba. "Stop…making….a…scene..!"
"But Moki," answered Lucchi. "If you were, as you say, like everyone else, then you wouldn't worry about 'making a scene'!"
Mokuba sighed and dialed the number to their mansion. "Look, maybe you are right. But you don't have to laugh out loud!" He put the phone to his ears and whispered as he heard Seto's secretary on.
"Hello, KaibaCorp, what can I do for you?" said the secretary.
"Hi, this is…" said Mokuba as he looked up and down, left and right, looking if any press was in the room. He sighed of relief and continued. "Mokuba…"
"Why do you have to whisper whenever you say your name?" asked Lucchi. Mokuba was almost finished with his call, thanks to the secretary's hyper fast connections to her boss.
"Because…"replied Mokuba. "…Yes…please do…thanks. Say hi to my brother. Bye…"
"Well..?" asked Lucchi again.
"BECAUSE! If the press finds out I study here, they're gonna flood the mansion and ask my brother millions of questions!" answered Mokuba as he frantically hid himself in his cap.
"Oh…so that's why…well anyway….like I said…you aren't like everyone so--"
"Hey! I said I was!" shouted Mokuba as they started to walk outside, ignoring their teacher's warning earlier.
"Moki, we all know that isn't true. Look!" said Lucchi, pointing to a puddle of water outside the gates.
Mokuba walked over to the puddle and saw himself, hiding under his blue cap. "You're different in a way Moki. We all are." Said Lucchi.
"Then how am I different if we're all different too?" asked Mokuba.
"You're different DIFFERENT. Get it? It's not everyday that you become the brother of the CEO of KaibaCorp you know!" answered Lucchi in a simple-as-that tone of voice.
Mokuba frowned at his reflection. It seemed like he was telling the truth.
I'm not different…"Oops! Gotta go Moki! Bus is here! See yah!" said Lucchi. Both bid their farewells as Mokuba continued to stare at his reflection.
Am I?Mokuba sat down at a bench nearby and thought of what he could do to prove he wasn't that different.
What can I do?He thought deeply until..
"DUDE! Like, how long has IT BEEN?"
He heard male voices just beyond the gates. To his surprise, it was the boys that gave him those words!
They continued there conversation and as they did, Mokuba realized that they used more deep words than he got!
Then it suddenly hit him.
If I can't prove I'm not different in that way…than I can if I found out what these words mean and tell them to Lucchi! That way, I'm no different! I'm even mature at that point, since older kids are saying them!
Mokuba nodded and headed home, his limo waiting for him at front.
Watch out Lucchi! I'll show you…I'll show you all! I'm not that different!Mokuba ran towards Seto's office room like thunder and lightning. He couldn't wait for him to ask these questions!
He dashed into Seto's office and asked the secretary if he was busy.
"No, he isn't busy at the time Mokuba. You can visit him." Answered the secretary. Mokuba was overjoyed! He quickly said thanks and dashed faster than ever, holding his paper pad.
He slowly walked in a huge door and while he was, he was checking his list which contained the ff:
Make-Out some sort of make-up remover (?)
Testosterone an energy drink maybe? Maybe Gatorade made it. (?) Said to give energy.
Condom a flavored apartment (?)
He finally made something out of the smudges he papered. The last word was…
Sex ?
"I wonder what it means…" thought Mokuba as he got closer to Seto's table.
Meanwhile..
"I told Roland about it. Just ask him and bring in a coffee. Not decaf got it?"
Seto Kaiba was on a phone call with his assistant and asked to be brought coffee. Nothing like a good day at work.
As he turned around, Mokuba, his brother was there holding a notepad.
"Hey Moki. How was school today—"
"BIG BROTHER!" shouted Mokuba as he interrupted Seto's sentence. "W-what is it?" stammered Seto. Isn't it fun to see him stammer?
Mokuba had a serious look on his face, so Seto was worried.
"What's wrong Mokuba? Did something happen?" asked Seto as he stood up his chair and walked over Mokuba.
Mokuba's head was down and he suddenly looked at Seto and said, "Seto I have a question."
"Oh. For a second there I thought that you were gonna tell me something I wouldn't lik—"
Seto's eyes suddenly became bigger. Did this day he dreaded come? Did the day his brotherly instincts were going to be put to test? Was he going to ask that dreaded question..?
WAS HE?Seto gulped and asked Moki to take a seat. "So…Mokuba…" said Seto as he lightened his tie. "Don't worry Seto! I'm not in trouble! Look, I just wanna ask you these questions I heard from school—"
Seto's heart raced. School. That question. "They're related…Crap…" thought Seto. The moment he heard the word 'school', he stood up and said "OH LOOK! I have MAIL! Look Moki, I would love to stay and chat but I've got mail! Oh goody.." in a sarcastic voice.
"Don't worry! I won't take much of your time! I promise! It's just a few questions!" said Mokuba as he followed Seto to his desk.
"CRAP! He wont LEAVE!" thought Seto. Sweat was trickling down his face and Moki could see that. "Is it hot brother?" asked Mokuba.
"N-no…I-I'm fine…-clears throat-…I'm fine Mokuba. Now if you'll excuse me I have work—"
Mokuba was getting tired of this and frustrated at that. He wanted answers…NOW. So he shouted the question so loud it could have been heard in Canada.
"SETO, WHAT DOES S—"Seto knew what Mokuba was up to and in a frantic state of franticness, he shouted and pointed at the door louder than Moki…
"OH LOOK! ITS MY COFFEE ROLAND BROUGHT ME! YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE COFFEE RIGHT MOKI! IT'S TIME TO GET MY COFFEE…" said Seto as he coolly yet robotically walked to the door.
Mokuba turned around and saw nothing. No one too. Was his brother delusional?
"Seto, no one's there…" said Mokuba. Seto was aware of the fact that no one was there and was making a complete fool of himself, since the staff members were staring at Seto's head out the door.
"They heard it…Damn" thought Seto. How was he gonna get out of this?
"Relax, Seto…You're overreacting…It could be ANY word….ANY word at all…" he whispered to himself as he closed the door slowly and faced Mokuba.
"…ANY WORD…." He whispered again. Once he was in range, Mokuba ran towards him and asked again..
"So Seto, what does—"
"ANY WORD…" thought Seto as he felt his sweat dripping down his neck.
"Big brother are you listening to me?" asked Mokuba. "Y-yes…M-Mokuba.." answered Seto, unaware that he wasn't really listening to it.
…trying to anyway…
"What the hell am I gonna do? I'm not ready for this yet! Dammit where the hell did he hear this 'word'? I'll kill that person! KILL HIM! I hope it's Tea then…Yeah…That frantic spastic little…
As Seto was reassuring himself that Tea told Moki those words, Mokuba really thought that Seto was listening so he asked again…
"Seto! What does—"
Seto finally snapped back to his senses and knew it was coming again. "I've got to stall him!" he thought. He rushed outside and shouted,
"ROLAND WHATS TAKING THAT COFFEE!"
This time more people stared at their lunatic boss. He was shouting at the stairs..
"Is…he…still…there…?" said Seto to himself, glancing back at Mokuba. To his unfortunate demise, yes he was still there.
"What the hell am I gonna do!" shouted Seto. Right now, half of the office population thinks Seto is wacked.
Seto walked back to his office, more sweat dripping down. "ANY WORD AT ALL…" he thought again. But when he saw Mokuba's head in the doorway waiting for him he thought..
"any word….beginning with an 's'…"
He gulped and finally lost it. He had a list! Mokuba had a list!
"Holy Son of A Ra… He's got a list…" he thought in fear. How could he face his only brother's 'mature' questions?
"I'm being paranormal…" said Seto. "I don't even know if it's THAT he's gonna ask about! I've got to stand strong! It's not like he will…ask….that…."
As he drew closer, he's coffee finally arrived and he told Mokuba to sit down and continue as he sipped he's coffee.
"So Moki, what was it you were going to ask…?" said Seto as he blowed his coffee. Mokuba was overjoyed again and he took out his list, which caused Seto to get nervous again.
"Here we go…" he thought as he bit his cookie.
"Wow! Where should I start?" asked Mokuba, scanning through his pad. Seto thought, "this is not good…"
"So, how bout this!" said Mokuba. "So Seto,"
I can Do this…
"…what does…"
I CAN DO THIS… thought Seto as he slowly raised his cup to his lips and sipped, the warm coffee rushing through his throat.
"…hmmm…I'll ask the word I'm most curious about…what does..."
I…
"s--"
"…CAN'T DO IT! RAHHHH!"
Seto screamed in frustration and spilled some of his coffee on his white coat. "Big brother! I know you can't take coffee that well but hear me out before you break into a fret…"
"Okay…Moki I…" said Seto as he sipped his coffee again. He was crazy! Moki asking what 'that' meant was a million to one! He had to relax and get some sleep.
"So Seto, what does sex mean?" asked Mokuba and just as he said it, Seto's eyes opened so widely, his heart raced loudly and he spit out his hot coffee on Mokuba.
This was it. It was judgment day on whether Seto Kaiba…
….could take the responsibility as Moki's proper brother.
END OF CHAPTER
Mokuba finally asked Seto about it! But how will our CEO face the pressure of trying to explain to Moki that what he's asking isn't the question Seto is ready for? And why is Seto suddenly ordering mountains of Oprah, Linda and Richard Eyre books? Find out in the next chapter of "A Guy To Guy Talk!"
BYE BYE!
