Disclaimer: Alright. ALRIGHT! Sheesh, I'll say it! Thank YOU lawyers…-ckears throat-…AHEM…I do not own YGO! Duel Monsters or any other anime for that matter. Happy? HAPPY! -ahem-
Chapter Summary: Mokuba spit the question out and Seto's having a harder time trying to explain! But will Mokuba be satisfied with the answers our poor yet steaming hot CEO give? And who can help Seto with his 'problem'?
Rating: PG 13. For those with naïve minds and Seto-like reflexes, please leave now. Don't want to spoil those jeans from coffee now, do we?
A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I will mention them later on. And is it me or is it when I italicize words or sentences in Microsoft, it won't appear on the uploaded document in Just in case that happens…
-words in between these mean they are italicized-
Here are some reviewers:
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Thanks you guys! I never expected to even get past 5 reviews! Hope you enjoy this chapter. ON WITH THE FIC!
P.S. If you got confused with the "Linda and Richard Eyre" comment I put on the last chapter, they are authors of the book "How To Talk To Your Child About Sex". Yeah how'd I find that out? Simple. My mom has one in the shelf next to the computer. Hard not to notice. XD
No flaming! Remember, everyone if not loves, needs, constructive criticism. Reviews are good too. XD
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-Why is Big Brother Inviting His "Friends"?-
-(3rd person POV)-
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-Last we saw of the two brothers…-
"So Seto, what does sex mean?" asked Mokuba and just as he said it, Seto's eyes opened so widely, his heart raced loudly and he spit out his hot coffee on Mokuba.
This was it. It was judgment day on whether Seto Kaiba…
….could take the responsibility as Moki's proper brother.
…
Seto Kaiba, was in a glitch.
A really, REALLY bad glitch. Not like glitches are okay or anything. It's just that he wasn't used to 'glitches' outside the computer. Nonetheless, a few glitches could NEVER stop the great Seto Kaiba right? I mean, it hasn't stopped him before! And look at his position in society now? He's one of the most respected, famous and well-versed man in the economy! No few glitches could stop Kaiba's reign, right?
…wrong…
Right now, the only glitch he has yet to fix is the stupid questions his brother might ask him. And he already started the barricade! Only time will tell if our dear CEO will make it out alive…
…hopefully he will stand a chance on Moki's reign of evil innocence! "Bro-brother! Y-yuck..!" said Mokuba, wiping his face and hair with his jacket's sleeve. Coffee and saliva are NOT a good mix.
Seto was in a hysterical state of hystericalness. His brother DID ask that question. HE DID ASK IT. His heart was pounding strongly and his blood was boiling with nervousness. Could he give the answers Moki is looking for? Hopefully so, but his isn't in a good state right now. I mean, he works his own company! He hasn't got time for reading some stupid version of Oprah's books explaining how to tell your child, or in this case, brother, about the dreaded "s word!"
When Seto finally came back to his senses, he saw Mokuba still trying to remove the liquid from his face. "M-Mokuba..! I-m sorry! I-I think..th-the coffee was… -clears throat- too hot..Sorry Mokuba.." said Seto, facing Mokuba's now dry face.
"That's okay big brother!" answered cheerful Mokuba. –"I bet now he's thinking that I'm gonna answer his damn question… dammit…I really aren't ready for this yet…"- thought Seto eying his brother ever so nervously.
"What now Kaiba..?" he whispered to himself as Mokuba looked at his brother for an answer.
"Well big brother? What does it mean?" he asked him again. Seto was still in deep thought. He couldn't think of a way to explain to Mokuba the…uh… "process" of it!
Mokuba was still getting frustrated. Why wasn't Seto answering his question?
"Brother! I don't have all day right now! Please answer my question! Pretty please!" shouted Mokuba, slamming his fists on Seto's mahogany table with determined eyes.
Seto shook his head and faced his way-too-curious brother, gulping yet somehow, a lump formed in there preventing his gulp.
-"Crap! What now?"- thought Seto. He didn't know how to stall! Mostly his employees were the ones stalling for HIM! Not the other way around!
"I should have paid more attention to that Oprah show when I flipped the channels!" whispered Seto. "What was that brother?" asked Mokuba, hopefully finding an answer.
"whatnowwhatnowwhatnowwhatnowwhatnowwhatnowwhatnowwhatnow!" stammered Seto as he started walking around his office looking out the window as he passed.
Mokuba was getting more curious by the second. Why would his brother be so nervous? I mean Seto did mention that HE DID know EVERYTHING. So why was it so hard for him to answer?
"Uh…big brother…" asked Mokuba. Seto turned around and said "W-what I-is it M-M-Mokuba?"
-"Maybe I need to make myself more clear…"- thought Moki. "Brother I'll repeat the question for you then, you might not have heard it--"
As soon as he heard this, Seto blurted out, "NO! MOKI I'LL ANSWER JUST DON'T REPEAT THE QUESTION!"
Mokuba's eyes filled with joy as soon as he heard this whereas Seto hit himself on the head realizing what he just said. He was to afraid the hear the question again that he unconsciously said that to Moki.
-"Dammit I'm getting myself into more trouble than Mokuba brought in!"- he thought, sweating more than ever now.
"So big brother!" said Mokuba approaching Kaiba. "Tell me…" he continued.
-"Isn't there a way out of this?"- he thought, scanning his eyes around to find anything he can stall with.
"…what does it mean..?"
-"I cant be doomed! I-I'm Seto KAIBA! I-I…"-
"Well big brother?"
-"I…I…"-
"C'mon tell me!"
-"Hell yeah I'm doomed…"-
"LOOK Mokuba..to tell you the truth..I…" said Seto as he approached his brother.
Just then, at that critical moment, his secretary came inside and said,
"Mr. Kaiba, I hope I'm not interrupting anything but--"
Kaiba quickly saw his chance and, like lightning, blurted out, "YES! YESSSS! I NEED YOU TO SEND TWNETY COPIES TO THE MACHINE ROOM AT ONCE! DON'T FORGET TO BOLD THE PRINT AND GET ME A NEW COAT! OKAY BYE NOW!" while he pushed piles of random paper on the floor to his secretary and pushed her out the door as quickly as possible, all while he still looked cool and collected. (How DOES he do it?)
Mokuba was staring in awe at how quick his brother reacts.
Seto was silently gasping and as he turned around, his secretary came bursting in again, carrying several large piles of paper.
"Mr. Kaiba, are you sure I wasn't interrupting you--"
Kaiba saw his chance again since he quickly realized that he shouldn't have pushed her out. She could have been his decoy!
So to make up for it..
"OH NO! YOU WERENT INTERRUPTING AT ALL…" he said in a hard tone of voice and tried to force a smile on his face.
"A-are you sure Mr. Kaiba--"
"YES IM SURE SO WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE AND CHAT WITH MY WONDERFUL BROTHER WHEREAS I, THE BOSS GO TO MY –MEETING, wink wink- AND WONT BE BACK TILL LATER…" shouted Seto so fast that neither his secretay nor Mokuba could respond.
And as Kaiba straightened his tie and walked out the door, he added,
"MUCH LATER.." and slowly walked out.
Just then, Mokuba frowned and ran up to his brother, "Wait! You still haven't answered my question--"
Seto, the quick reflex guy he is, rapidly wrote down a check from his pocket and pushed it too Mokuba saying in a faster tone of voice that you could hardly understand,
"Lookmokubaineedtogoinameetinganditsgonnastartinfiveminutesandyouknowhowbusyiamsobuysomethingniceforyourslefandgodosomesortofplayfulcrapwhichallyoulittlebuggersgdonowadaysbyenowmokitakecareandiloveyouinabrotherlysortofwaythathasnoapplicationtoanydisgustiingpicturesiseeonthewww!"
Mokuba stared hardly at his brother, or more importantly, at what he said while Seto gasped for air. After five minutes of Seto gasping to breathe, his secretary staring idly by, SOS-ing her co-officemates about Seto's strange wacked out behavior and Mokuba deciphering what Seto said, they finally got out of it.
"So Moku--" started Seto but was soon disrupted by Mokuba.
"W-wait! B-before you say anything else, I'm still at 'five minneys!'" said Mokuba pointing to air in front of him like he was making a jigsaw puzzle.
"Oh wait! Five MINUTES! Sorry brother…" said Mokuba smiling idly by while Seto shook his head.
"Okay, Mokuba, listen, I really don't have time for this so…" continued Seto but as he tried to lie about his answer, Mokuba unleashed his secret weapon…
…deadlier than Osama Bin Laden….
…scarier than The Ring…
…it was…
…the PUPPY DOG POUT!
-"Oh…CRAP…."-
Mokuba was puppy pouting, serious as ever. (Although it's hard to see the seriousness in his expression…)
Seto's eyes were twitching and out of nowhere, "aww!"'s and "ohhh!"'s came bursting through the room.
-"Must…resist….damn….so…hard….to…resist….damn….you…."- thought Seto as he difficulty tried to stop himself from answering the main question.
"ARGHHH!" screamed Seto. Mokuba broke the pout and everything went like Seto planned. Yup, he planted the fake scream so as to fool Mokuba that he WOULD answer the question thus breaking the pout.
Seto smirked and Mokuba, finally realizing his brother's plan frowned again and attempted to do it again but this time, Seto was ready.
He grabbed his secretary by the arms (lucky little…), facing Mokuba and used her as his human shield.
"M-Mr. Kai-Kaiba..!" stammered his secretary. "I-I..c-cant..! OHH! I-I'm ma-mar-married..! AHHH!"
Seto rolled his eyes behind her back (literally) and thought to himself, -"Remind me to fire her after this…"-
"Shut up woman and protect me!" shouted Seto as he closed his eyes, trying to protect himself from falling for Mokuba's trap.
Mokuba could see that this was leading him nowhere so he stopped, since the secretary was too caught up in daydreaming.
Seto dropped his secretary down and pushed her aside facing Mokuba.
"Big brother! Why wont you answer my…question….-sniff,sniff-" said Mokuba, his eyes getting teary eyed.
-"This outta make him spit it out!"- thought Mokuba, continuing his fake cry. Seto, the tough guy as we know him, is actually starting to FALL for it. (Poor Seto…)
"Moki…It's not as if I don't want to answer it…" answered Seto as he thought -"Actually I don't but…"- "Moki..I…" he continued.
Then it hit him.
He saw a picture on his wall, of Yugi's poorly drawn features holding a Dark Magician card surrounded by thousands of tooth picks and sharp pencils. He was surrounded too by his friends, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Duke, Mai and Bakura.
…obviously he was using those for stress relieving purposes and dart practice but it hit him anyway!
-"As much as my pride hurts me…"- thought Seto, gulping along the away. –"I'm too desperate…"-
Seto was determined to buy time. He himself didn't know how to explain it to Mokuba PLUS, he's got a LIST which determines the possibility of MORE absurd questions. He had to be ready..! But right now, he was far from it.
"You…" said Seto in his usual stern voice as he pointed to his love struck middle aged secretary.
"Hmm..oh! Yes, Mr. Kaiba..?" she replied, glitter in her eyes.
"C-Call…" he said. "C-Call….Y-Y-u—u…"
"Mr. Kaiba, I can't hear you…" said his secretary. She stood up and put the piles of paper on the floor as she approached her boss, striking her ears nearer so she could hear.
"C-C-C-all…Y-Y-Y-u-u-g-g-g-g—g…." continued Seto, with disgust lingering in his voice and face, the very mention of 'his name' for help burns Seto's insides with acid and a deep hatred burns even more.
"Ca….llll….whoooo….?" mimicked Seto's secretary in a voice that felt like Seto was a two year old being taught the alphabet. Yup, THAT slow.
"Y-Y-Y-uuuuu……G-G-G-iiiiiiii……"
"Yu-----Chiiiiiii….?" Said his secretary trying to make out what Seto's saying.
Again, with more disgust than ever, Seto repeated it,
"YUUUUU----GIIIIIIIII…."
"Yuuu….Riiiii..?" asked his secretary as she put HER version of disgust. "Yuri? Sir you watch--"
Seto was tired of this and as much as it hurt him, he had NO CHOICE…
"CALL THE DAMN YUGI YOU DUMB DAYDREAMING PIECE OF…!" shouted Seto, his anger burning through his veins. As soon as he got his cool back, he sighed and fixed his hair and in a calmer manner,
"Call Yugi. Tell him to meet me. NOW.." he said.
Both Moki and the sect. (I'm tired of writing SECRETARY all the time) were surprised. As both know, Seto hated Yugi.
"Brother…? Are you okay..? You're scaring me…" said Mokuba.
"But..Sir…you told me to erase all traces of Yugi or anyone related to Yugi--"
"I KNOW!" shouted Seto. "I know. But call him anyway! LOOK! I've got his Ra-damned phone number…"
Mokuba was really scared now. Seto had Yugi's, scratch, YUGI's phone number? He knew that Seto needed a love life but…Yugi..?
Mokuba was putting on lousy faces trying to figure out the theory of how that happened and Seto was there to answer it.
"Look, it goes way back Mokuba…"
FLASHBAAACCCKKK…-Tea was screaming at the top of her lungs at the classroom, handing out pink scented cards that had hers, Yugi's, Joey's, Bakura's, Tristan's and Duke's phonenumbers on.
"C'mon everyone! Call us and be our friend!" she shouted throwing the cards everywhere she trotted like petals in a wedding. And everytime the cards touched the ground, a part of the floor would melt…
"Don't be shy now! FRIENDSHIP RULLLEEESSS!" screamed Tea, like a wrestler and continued to frolic throwing cards.
Meanwhile, girls got mostly Duke's number and erased the others' name, Seto was trying hard not to fall on the potholes the cards made and unfortunately landed one to himself, thanks to Bakura..
"Wretched litte…" he mumbled and disgustingly picked it up with his fingers, eyeing from afar and no matter how he threw it away, whether by burning it by fire or by acid, it KEPT OCMING BACK.
He had no choice but to put it in his wallet. His OTHER wallet, the really bad looking one, the one he would give to kidnappers and robbers when they asked for his wallet. The other one was he's designer wallet, where he kept his money.
"That's a real designer's wallet…I wont let a hole in it slide!" he said as he put the pink card inside his fake wallet.
"Let the damn robbers call you freaks!"-
END FLASHBACKKKKK…"Ohhhh…I see…" said Mokuba. He sighed with relief and wiped his forehead. Seto grabbed his rotten old fake wallet and carefully, put a mask on, got his tweezers, put gloves on and sanitized himself, as if we was going to surgery and opened the wallet, pink steam flowing out breathing cologne ala Tea.
"Ughh…" grouched Seto, carefully taking out the card from his wallet and dropping it on hard metal where parts of it melted. He looked at the wallet and it had already a whole on a side.
"Freaks…" he sighed and saw the number and gave it to his secretary.
Mokuba, sat down for a while and drew pictures and ate some candy (Good luck later on Seto) while Seto sat down and breathed heavily.
Right now he had to do 3 horribly hard things.
Call YUGI.
Call YUGI
Explain to Moki what "that" meant
He looked at his clock which stroked 3 o clock and looked outside, This was really it. –IT WAS TIME…-
-Time for he's demise I mean…-
END OF CHAPTER
Seto is doing the unthinkable and calling Yugi for help! But what can Yugi possibly do to help when he's as helpless as Kaiba? Or is Kaiba just buying time so he can think? And what if Mokuba finds out? Who're you gonna call! Find out in the next chapter of "A Guy to Guy Talk"!
Ja Ne!
