Patsy grinned at me as I neared where she stood, and I could tell just from her expression that something fishy was going on.

"Tell me Darius doesn't have us signed up for something lascivious like the kissing booth or fortune teller's hut." I said warily as Patsy quirked a brow and inclined her head to the side.

"Oh, no! It's much much better than that." Patsy said on a chuckle as I followed the line of her head to a group of clowns clustered near the pie-eating booth. And boy did those clowns look awfully familiar. No way! I jerked my head back to Patsy with an astounded look on my face.

"That's not…" I began only to be cut off by Patsy's emphatic nod. Ahhhhh! I was really starting to enjoy this charity event. The four clowns glared at me as I died out laughing, holding my sides to keep from getting a cramp.

"It's kinky, isn't it?" Patsy said with a grin as I sauntered over with her to point humorously at Spied, Wally, Jamie, and Kwest who were all dressed up in really bad renditions of Bozo the Clown.

"Oh, I'm just so turned on." I replied to Patsy as I pretended to wave my hand at my face dramatically as if trying to lower my body temperature.

"Laugh it up, Harrison." Spied said with a nod of his head as he picked at a red flower.

"At least my get-up comes with a squirting flower." He said with a mischievous smile as he turned it towards me and squirted me in the face. Uggghhh! I wiped it off without even flinching as I lifted my hand up and squeezed his big bulbous nose.

"You're right in your element, aren't you Spied?" I said on a laugh as Kwest 'hruumphed' next to me.

"The only thing I want to do right now is shove something down Darius's stuffy throat." Kwest said on a sigh as Jamie nodded emphatically in agreement.

"Hear, Hear." Jamie replied while holding his hand up as if cradling a fake champagne flute. A group of children walked up and Patsy and I died out laughing as we watched the guys try desperately to entertain them. Note to self: Wally has a hidden talent for folding balloon animals.

"I have two younger siblings." He murmured with a shrug as he handed me a blue elephant. I just snickered as I watched Kwest bonk Jamie on top of the head before Spied squirted himself accidentally with his own flower. Oh, this was such a bad rendition of 'the four stooges.' Susie (I know that's not her name, but still hadn't thought to ask ) sauntered up holding a pie in her outstretched hands, and I smiled humorously at her as she dipped a finger into the center.

"Want a buy a pie from me?" She asked hopefully as I shrugged and nodded gently. Why not? Handing her a dollar, she gave me the pie and I eyed it dubiously as Kwest mumbled again about how he wanted to throw something at Darius.

"Well, here's your chance." Patsy said suddenly as she shoved my pie into Kwest's hands and then kicked his leg causing him to trip forward right into Darius who was coincidentally walking toward us. We all watched in shocked amusement as the pie Kwest held precariously in his outstretched hands smashed straight into Darius's face. I tried not to laugh. Really I did. But I couldn't help it as I watched Darius swipe a palm over his Banana Cream covered complexion. That was so worth the dollar. But Darius didn't even miss a beat. Scraping some filling off his face, he placed it into his mouth and groaned good-naturedly.

"Hmmmmm. I'll have to find the baker. This is mighty good pie. Thank you so much for sharing, Kwest." Darius said a little too sweetly as Kwest shrugged warily.

"Thought you would all like to know that I signed Tommy up for the dunking booth. Oh and Jude. He's not wearing a shirt." Darius replied huffily as he turned and stomped off. I looked around at the group with a raised brow and before I knew it, we had all started running to make sure Tommy met his doom.