Disclaimer: I did not invent Harry Potter. I'd be mightely rich if I did though. Ha! Dream on.


"But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored." were the words constantly exiting from the mouth of one Sirius Black in the tune of a song he had made up on the spot.

"Oh how happy I will be when we get off this train." groaned my other best friend Remus John Lupin.

"I'm hungry where's the trolley." complained my other friend who I'm yet to realise why he's my best friend. Peter Pettigrew.

"But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored." Sirius continued to sing now adding in his own little unique dance movements.

"Sirius, SHUT UP!" Remus yelled looking as if he would have given anything to throw him out the window.

"But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored." continued the idiot I knew only too well.

"SIRIUS I SWEAR ON JAMES'S LIFE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES!" shrieked Remus

"Wow, did you guys know that Severus and severe sound alike?" It was then we all turned to look at him.

"Peter."

"Yes Remus?"

"We had that conversation 3 minutes ago."

"Oh right." he said turning his head to the corridoor looking for the food trolley.

"Thick head!" Sirius muttered before continuing to sing. "But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored. But James I'm Bored."

"THAT IS IT SIRIUS MAY I REMIND YOU I SWORE ON JAMES'S LIFE!"

Now you're probably wondering why I'm not answering my idiot friend. Or why I wasn't objecting to Remus swearing on my life. Or why for the first time, almost, ever I didn't insult Peter when I had the chance. One simple answer to that. I can't.

I have a silencing charm on me, a gag in my mouth; I'm tied up in a straight jacket and shoved in an open box in the middle of the floor. Why I hear you asking? Well...lets just say I seem to talk about one Miss Lily Evans just a tad too much.

Remus then bent over and smiled at me.

"I'm sorry dear boy but I'm afraid seeing as I swore on your life and Sirius is still singing I am forced to punish you more."

And at that moment I was hit with a tickling charm. Oh what I would have given to kill Remus right there and then, or even get off the train as Remus has said earlier. Simple reason; IM HIGHLY TICKLISH!

I was showering my cheeks with tears, tears that streamed down my face like no other potion forward/slash liquid seen forward/slash drunk before.

As Sirius's song continued Remus to lose his sanity and as Peter continually groaned along with his stomach and as my hopes were at all time low of having friends that were alive this year the door of the compartment opened to reveal my lovely, my beautiful, my spiffing – and possibly the last person I wanted to see in the world – Lily Evans.

She looked at me and I wanted to hug her just to hear to her squeal in disgust. Then again I also felt like digging a hole in the ground with my toe and burying myself in it.

"Good Gravy." she stated looking at the scene before her. Remus on top of Sirius strangling him to death with the school tie, Peter who was slowly devouring his hand of which he has tried miserably to fit wholly into his mouth and me giggling senseless with a gag, and a straightjacket placed in a box. But as she said that everything paused. It was like those movies you see when then at that moment something dramatic happens, someone dies, someone snogs, or even perhaps someone tried to swallow a Barbie. Even the tickling charm paused to look and gaze at Lily. Don't ask how charms can look. But because I gave it personification, it now can.

"What have you done to him?" she asked as Remus got off Sirius and Sirius fixed his tie and as Peter wiped the saliva off his hand onto his robes. She used her wand and got rid of the box to which I was captive and looked at me with disgust. "We're not even off the train and yet you have sunk to an all time low. What will happen to our Head Boy?"

She paused to think then seemed quite pleased with herself.

"Actually that's not a bad idea we could get a better Head Boy, guys continue strangling Potter." Her beautiful mouth because of the tears in my eyes looked like the giant peach out of James and the Giant Peach...actually now THAT isn't a bad idea!

Ahahah do you get it! Me and the peach! Ahaha her lips! Ahahaha --

They took the charm off, the gag and all of the aforementioned implements of pains away to reveal me still looking a bit worse for wear.

I still had not gotten over my little joke. You know, me and the peach (AHAHAH)...hehe I'm a clever one aren't I? Anyway, because they didn't hear my brilliant joke (aha) I was just lying on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing in hysterics.

The room glared at me. The walls glared at me. The windowpanes glared at me. Even the chairs glared at me as I laughed. Then I realised there were people in the room and they were glaring at me too!

Peaches spoke first.

"You guys are my idols. I've been trying to drive him mad for, what is it? Six whole years and you lot managed to drive him mad in 3 hours! I salute you."

I leapt up clearly not happy with being labelled 'He-who-must-not-be-named-for-he-went-mad-in-a-box' as I could see where it was going. How you ask? Well because I'm brilliant...and my heads just a tad inflated...actually more than inflated it resembles a hot air balloon but you can't blame a hot, sexy, intelligent, quidditch-star-of-the-millenium-, droolable, dandy-

"Why did you guys put him in a box?" Peaches asked looking extremely disgusted at the adored look on my face. The look I made when thinking about myself.

"Well actually thats a fascinating story!" said Sirius with glee.

Crud.

"Actually it's more than fascinating!" added Remus.

Double Crud.

"It's infact a highly contagious form of chicken pox," said Peter.

Triple Cr-- what the?

Everyone turned to Peter.

"Stop quoting me I know I'm brilliant and all but that was three minutes ago." yawned Sirius admiring his nails.

"Moving right along...It's AMUSING!" continued Remus.

"INCANDIFEROUS!" sang Sirius.

"JUST TELL ME YELLED THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE!" yelled Peaches.

"Well it's quite a long story, why don't you sit down, see--" began Sirius but I'm too quick for my bestest buddy so I interrupted him.

"--ing that we all smell funny I think it best you disappear round the corner and out the window, to a little place I like to call home, among the gumtrees, with lots of peach trees, with a kangaroo or a – ahahah- PEACH OR TWO AHAH!"

"Mate that's not how it goes. It's Give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of Plum trees--" Sirius began as Remus groaned for he has started singing again.

"Yes, and you should definitely leave --" I said knowing the conversation would go back to me being the crazy box boy. Nay! Man.

"-- with a sheep or two and a kangaroo --" However his singing was droned out by Remus who was standing there sockless having just vigorously placed his socks in Sirius's wide-open mouth.

"Well now that he has finally stopped. Back to why --" Remus started, but I'm too smart for him as well AHA.

"-- you should be in a meeting, seeing as your busy Head Girl and all." I yelled over both Sirius who had spat out Remus's socks and Remus who was starting the story.

I pushed Lily out of the room by her hips and slammed the door in her face.

There was silence broken by a "clothesline out the back and a veranda out the front with an old rocking chair." Sirius just never stops.

"She's still there isn't she?" I asked watching Remus nod, even though I already knew the answer. What you may ask possessed me to know the answer? You should know by now, I'm brilliant! Oh and I'm Head Bo-.

Crud.

I opened the door realised why she was there. She looked a bit disgruntled and quite frankly, pissed off.

"Ah say, Evans you weren't by any chance here to get me for a meeting were you?" I asked a trying to act innocent. Which is actually very hard seeing as I knew I was 99.9 guilty. Okay fine 100 guilty.

"So there is some brain in that big head of yours! Even if it's just a little minute piece." I smiled knowing that was as close to a compliment as I was going to get.

I took Lily's hand and skipped merrily but sadly (for those of you playing at home you skip happily but with your head down as if you're mourning.) off to the lovely meeting, giving Remus and Sirius death glares as I passed down the corridor.


Authors Note: I'm afraid to say this is what happens when you put two mental Harry Potter fans in a room at 12 at night, they write odd..stuff. I think this is only worthy to be titled stuff. Perhaps even thing. Anyway this is just a mental little thing my friend Miss Westhoff Herself and I wrote. Please reveiw it. It's just a one off. This will probably be a whole thing dedicated to the oddened adventures of "box boy". Whether in the story he's been box-boy or not. In other words one offs from James's point of veiw from when we've been bored at 12 o'clock at night and we've had way too much sugar. And been stuck in the same room all day watching Harry Potter movies...pointing out every single detail thats wrong. Lol anyway I'm rambling. Please reveiw this I will be mightely greatful.

LoveShoelia xox and Miss Westhoff Herself.
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