THE MIDADVENTURES

OF

CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH

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Disclaimer: ONCE AGAIN I OWN NOTHING OF FINAL FANTASY OR ANYTHING FINAL FANTASY RELATED WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING: When Cid enters there will be a lot of swearing....but other then that its safe!!

CHAPTER TWO: THE TREE FORT

"Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth!" Cloud yelled while bouncing up and down. "Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth!" Sephiroth's eyes twitched. "Sephiroth! Sephiroth! Sephiroth!" Sephiroth finally got so fed up that he spun around and started yelling.

"CLOUD WILL YOU SHUT YOUR BIG TRAP! I HAVE THE HUGEST HEADACHED IN THE WORLD AND YOUR CONSTANT MOTOR MOUTH ISN'T HELPING!!!!" Sephiroth yelled. Cloud blinked a few times.

"But....we've been walking for hours, i'm tired, I have to go to the bathroom, and I want my bacon bit sundae...." Cloud yelled. Sephiroth just stared at him.

"One..too bad, two..there's a tree, and three....WHAT THE HELL!?!?" Sephiroth said. He continued walking forward.

"But Sephiroth....i'm bored...." Cloud whined. Sephiroth threw a sledgehammer over his shoulders and towards Cloud.

"Here....have fun ad leave me alone...." Sephiroth said. Cloud caught the hammer and looked at it. A few minutes later Sephiroth felt something hard hit the back of his head.

"Ow!! What the hell!!" Sephiroth yelled. He turned towards Cloud. "Are you trying to get yourself killed!!" Sephiroth threw the hamer down at Cloud's feet.

"But what am I supposed to do with this?" Cloud asked picking up the hammer.

"I don't care!! Just don't throw it at me!!"

Cloud pondered for a brief moment. Sephiroth laid underneath a tree to rest.

"Finally some peace and quiet!" he said as he closed his eyes. Moments later Sephiroth heard a shrill noise and got up. His eyes widened when he saw a big box of tools and Cloud with a powerdrill.

"Cloud! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Sephiroth yelled. Cloud didn't hear him over the powerdrill. Sephiroth's eye twitched as he slowly got up. He made his way towards Cloud. When he got there he snatched the powerdrill out of Cloud's hands, turned it off, and whacked Cloud upside the head with it.

"What the hell's wrong with you....What do you think you're doing!?!?" Sephiroth questioned.

"BUILDING A TREE FORT!!!!" Cloud responded.

"But you failed shop class!" Sephiroth said.

"Hey! Paper was once bark....which is wood....which is turned into paper!!!!" Cloud said.

"I rest my case...." Sephiroth said.

"Hey! That paper table was a genius idea!!" Cloud said. Sephiroth slapped a hand to his face and slowly dragged it down while shaking his head. He looked toards what Cloud started. Sephiroth sweatdropped as he pointed to Cloud's contraption.

"What....is that!?" Sephiroth said.

"A TREE FORT!!!!" Cloud responded.

That's not a tree fort!! That's just a pile of trees...." Sephiroth snatched the hammer out of Cloud's hands.

"Let a pro show ya how its done!!!!" Sephiroth said as he chopped the trees into boards. A few seconds later Cid walked out of Rocket Town. A nail immediatly hit cid on the head.

"SHIT!!!!" he screamed. Cid looked up and saw the fort. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?"

Cloud noticed Cid and walke dup to him.

"Hey Cid what do ya think of the tree fort?" cloud asked.

"A tree fort...." Cid said.

"Yup! Pretty cool huh!!" Cloud said.

"A....tree fort...." Cid repeated.

"Uh....yeah...." Cloud said.

"A fuckin' tree fort!!!! Do you realize how much this fucking disgraces Rocket Town!?!?" Cid screamed. "So why don't you take your fucking tools and move your fucking asses over by Bone Village or something and go build your damn fort over there somewhere!!!! Cid spat out.

Just then Sephiroth jumped down from the fort. He was carrying a single board, a box of nails, and a hammer. He walked over to Cloud.

"Hey Cloud....since you made an attempt....a pathetic attempt....but still....i'll give you the honor of nailing in the last board...." Sephiroth said.

"Uh....are your sure?!" Cloud asked.

"JUST DO IT!!!!" Sephiroth demanded shoving the material towards Cloud. Cloud shrugged and took the materials.

"Okay...." he said running towards the tree fort. Sephiroth noticed Cid.

"Hey Cid....What do ya think!?" Sephiroth asked.

"I think its a fucking piece of shit...." Cid said. Sephiroth just glared at Cid.

"Geez....aren't you a bright one...." Sephiroth said flatly. Cloud finished hammering the last floor board on the tree fort.

"Hey Sephiroth! I'm done ! Why don't you come test it!!!!"

"Um....thanks but I wanna keep my life....you're brave Cid....You go...." Sephiroth said shoving Cid towards the fort.

"Okay! Okay! I'll fuckin' do it!!!!" Cid said as he climbed up the ladder. He walked back and forth across the floor. Sephiroth turned around and covered his eye .

"I can't watch this!!!!" he said. Suddenly Sephiroth heard a loud scream. "I knew it!!!!" Sephirtoh said. "I'll go call the city mourge...."

"Hey Sephiroth! Check it out!!!!" Cloud said.

"I'd rater not!!" Sephiroth said. Cloud ran behind Sephiroth and turned him back around while holding Sephiroth's hands to his side.

"Hold....but what happened....I calculated everything perfectly and....well....what happened...." Sephiroth said as he stared at the tree fort. Basicaly the only thing that was left of the tree fort was the single floor board that Cloud has nailed himself.

"If you ask me I think you shouldn've been the one to fail shop class!!" Cloud said.

"Oh shut up!!!!" Sephiroth said. Cid slowly got up while glaring at Sephiroth.

"I'm so gonna kick you're fucking ass!!!!" Cid screamed running after Sephiroth.

"Uh Cid....wait....maybe we can talk this out...." Sephiroth said. Cid said nothing. He just kept running towards Sephiroth. Sephiroth screamed and started cahsing Cloud.

"I'm gonna kill you Cloud!!!!" Sephiroth said.

....And with that said Sephiroth, Cid, and Cloud lived happily ever after.

Dbf: HEY!!!! I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ENJOYED IT!!!! The next chapter should be up soon!! I'm working on it as you read this!!!! It should be up by the end of this week.