DBF: HI Y'ALL I'm back and with another chapter of The misadventures of Cloud and Sephiroth!
I was reading my reviews one day and I came upon one that triggered an idea in my head:
Rotharell Jenova
anonymous
EMU! ...ah, those kriters are cute! Also some slight Yaoi in there! We, I want another chapter, only with more Kadaj, Yazoo, or Loz!
DBF: So Chapter five will be a special edition chapter dedicated to Rotharell Jenova for their request! And for giving me an idea!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF FINAL FANTASY WHATSOEVER!
CHAPTER 4:
ABDUCTED BY CHIBIS
Cloud was walking around his neighborhood one clear dark night. Cloud sighed.
"I need to get a hold of myself! I mean...it wasn't my fault I blew up the kitchen..." Cloud said. "Vincent's the one that told me to bake the chicken in the tin foil..." Suddenly, Cloud heard an odd noise. "...Huh..." he said as he looked around in random directions. "..Hmph..I must just be hearing things.." Cloud sighed. "...Again..." Some eerie music began to play in the background. "...Okay...Now this is getting freaky..." Cloud said. Cloud heard a loud thump somewhere. Cloud jumped. "...Okay...What the HELL was that?" Cloud said. He began walking in the direction that the noise came from. Cloud suddenly stopped. "What the..." Cloud said as he saw a black sillouette of something in the distance. He slowly walked towards it. Suddenly something jumped out at Cloud and startled him. Cloud jumped back.
"What the hell..." he said. Something grabbed Cloud from the back. Cloud suddenly found himself flying.
"Ooh! This is fun! Wait a minute...I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! AHHHH! PUT ME DOWN!" Cloud yelled. Cloud soon spotted a flying saucer. His eyes widened. "Hey..Um...where are you taking me?" Cloud asked. The person just remained silent. Suddenly the person carrying Cloud poked him with something. Cloud immediately felt really drowsy. His eyelids became heavy and started closing slowly.
Cloud woke up a few minutes later.
"Hey...where am I?" Cloud asked. His eyes wandered around the flying saucer. His eyes widened when he saw a HUGE group of chibi Sephiroths. Half of the chibis had machettis the other half were armed with probes. They started walking slowly towards Cloud. "Heh...nice...Chibi's...heh...you don't wanna eat me..." Cloud said as he laughed nervously.
"Why not?" The leader of the chibis asked.
"Because...I taste like chicken!" Cloud said. The leader of the chibis licked his lips.
"I like chicken..." he said. Cloud's eyes widened. "CHIBIS ATTACK!" the leader of the chibis ordered. Then the group of chibis ran towards Cloud and surrounded him from both sides. One of the chibis lifted up the probe. The probe was rushing towards Cloud's ass. When the probe got stuck in it's target Cloud screamed.
Cloud shot up. He looked around his room rapidly.
"Oh phew it was just a dream!" Cloud said relieved. Just then Sephiroth came in with Kadaj riding on his back.
"Hey Cloud...we made some emu bacon...you want some?" Sephiroth asked. Kadaj was too busy poking Sephiroth's neck.
"Kadaj...Could you stop doing that?" Sephiroth asked.
"...But you're so pokeable!" Kadaj said as he continued poking Sephiroth. Sephiroth just sighed.
"So Cloud...What'll it be?" Sephiroth asked. Cloud then noticed the spatchula in Sephiroth's hand. The spatchula slightly resembled a probe. Cloud's eyes widened and he started screaming. He got out of bed and ran towards Sephiroth.
"Um...Cloud...are you okay?" Sephiroth asked.
"GET AWAY YOU EVIL ALIEN!" Cloud yelled as he rammed Sephiroth. Sephiroth stumbled out of the room and tripped down the stairs. Cloud dug in his pocket for a piece of materia. Sephiroth and Kadaj reached the end of the stairs and fell down. Kadaj ended up on top of Sephiroth and kissed his neck. Then he continued his poking. Sephiroth was banging his head on the ground since Kadaj was sitting on his back.
"Kadaj...could you please get off of me?" Sephiroth asked.
"NO! Besides...I like sitting on you..." Kadaj said. Sephiroth let out a long sigh. Just then Cloud was running down the stairs. However, he was running at such a force that when he saw Sephiroth and Kadaj he couldn't stop.
"AHHHH!" Cloud screamed. He tripped on the second to last stair and ended up flying through the air and landing on top of Kadaj. However, he landed with so hard that even Sephiroth could feel the pain.
"GOD DAMMIT CLOUD!" Sephiroth screamed. Even though Cloud landed directly on Kadaj, Kadaj didn't feel the pain because he was too absorbed in poking Sephiroth. Sephiroth gave up on banging his head and was now tapping his fingers on the wooden floor.
"...Why me?" Sephiroth said.
DBF: Well hope this chapter y'all enjoyed this chapter!
Please Review and stay tuned for the next chapter which will be a special edition chapter!
Sephiroth: NO! NOT MORE TORTURE!
DBF: Oh Cloud!
Sephiroth: NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT HIM! runs past Kadaj
Kadaj: blink blink Hey...WAIT FOR ME!
Sephiroth and Kadaj run around the corner
Cloud: blink blink Hey where'd they go?
