DBF: Hey all! Sorry this took so long…I took a break for a little bit cause you see I wrote this chapter before but then I lost it so I hope that this will be just as good as the original! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING FROM FINAL FANTASY WHATSOEVER! Now on with the story!

THE MISADVENTURES OF CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH

CHAPTER 5:

THE DATE

Sephiroth got ready for his date with Kadaj. He wore a nice black tuxedo. He just got out of the shower like two hours ago. His hair was still a bit damp. Meanwhile across the way Yazoo was looking out of the window through a pair of binoculars.

"Hmmm…" he said.

"I'm bored…" Loz said.

"Wanna play cards?" Yazoo asked.

"Nah…" Loz replied. Suddenly Yazoo's walkie talkie picked up something.

"Come in! Come in! Chocobo head to he-she and crybaby! I repeat chocobo head to he-she and crybaby!" Cloud said. Loz grabbed the walkie talkie.

"I AM NOT A CRYBABY!" he said. Yazoo and Cloud just laughed a little bit.

"So what's up?" Yazoo asked.

"Meet me at my place and I'll explain!" Cloud said.

"Right! Over and out!" Yazoo said. "Come on Loz! We're going to Cloud's house!"

"Huh? Why?" Loz said confused.

"Don't know…" Yazoo said as he grabbed his brother's hand and ran with him out the front door. Just then Kadaj came out of the bathroom.

"Hey Yazoo…Huh? Where'd he go? And Loz?" Kadaj just shrugged. "Oh well" he said then went back to brushing his wetish hair.

Ten minutes later:

Yazoo and Loz walked up to Cloud's house. Yazoo rang the doorbell. Cloud opened the window in his room and sent down a little pail.

"Hop in you guys!" Cloud said. Yazoo and Loz looked at the small pail.

"You're kidding right…" Loz said.

"…No…" Cloud said.

"Just open up the front door!" Yazoo said. Cloud shrugged.

"Whatever…" he said. A few moments later the front door opened.

"So what's your idea?" Yazoo asked. Cloud invited them inside.

"Well you see I figured…" Cloud started.

Ten more minutes later:

"THAT'S BRILLIANT!" Yazoo screamed with joy.

"Well…It's better than being bored…" Loz said.

8:30 P.M.

Sephiroth went to pick up Kadaj at his place. Kadaj was waiting outside. Sephiroth pulled up in his car. Kadaj walked over to it and opened the door.

"Hey…" Sephiroth said.

"Hey…" Kadaj replied. Sephiroth drove away. A few moments later they arrived at the restaurant. Sephiroth parked the car and they both got out. Cloud, Loz, and Yazoo weren't far behind.

"Why do I have to be the girl! These fishnets are killing me!" Yazoo said.

"Oh stop complaining!" Loz said.

"Oh that's easy for you to say! You don't have to wear a freakin' dress!" Yazoo said.

"Calm down! Geez! I had to mug a waitress to get this outfit so let's just go!" Cloud said while adjusting the water balloons he had strapped to his chest. He also adjusted his wig. Yazoo adjusted his too.

Sephiroth and Kadaj were just getting seated when Cloud, Yazoo, and Loz came in. Cloud went on ahead and into the kitchen.

"Yes?" The hostess said.

"Two please…" Loz said.

"Sure…Right this way!" the hostess said. She sat them diagonally from Sephiroth and Kadaj. Pretty soon Cloud came out of the kitchen and walked over to Sephiroth and Kadaj's table. He disguised his voice.

"What can I get for you?" Cloud said. Sephiroth looked at the "waitress" weirdly.

"Um…Yes…We'll have hot tea please…" Sephiroth ordered.

"Coming up!" Cloud said. Later he came out with a thing of hot tea and two tea cups. Cloud tripped over something and the hot tea went flying and landed in Sephiroth's lap.

"SHIT!" Sephiroth yelled as he immediately got up. Yazoo and Loz were laughing.

"Oh my gosh! Are you okay!" Kadaj said as he rushed up to Sephiroth.

"…Ow…" was all Sephiroth could say.

"Um? Can I get anything else?" Cloud asked.

"Ice" Kadaj replied.

"Right" Cloud said. He went back to the kitchen to get some ice. A few minutes later he returned. "Here! I got the ice!" he said. He took the ice and shoved it down Sephiroth's pants.

"SHIT!" Sephiroth screamed even louder than before.

"The service here is terrible!" Kadaj said.

"Sorry sir! Just give me one more try!" Cloud said.

"Fine…bring two soups…" Kadaj said.

"Two soups! Coming right up!" Cloud said. He disappeared back into the kitchen.

"This is just way too good of a prank!" Loz said.

"It seems a little cruel…I mean dumping hot tea onto Sephiroth's lap!" Yazoo said.

"Well yeah…but you gotta admit the reaction was priceless!" Loz said.

"…Well…Yeah I suppose you're right…" Yazoo laughed.

Loz was flinging random food at Kadaj and Sephiroth.

Later Cloud came out with two bowls of soup. He set them down without a problem.

"Well at least that's one thing you've done right…" Kadaj said.

"Can I take your main orders?" Cloud asked.

"Sure…Um…I'll have the spaghetti…" Kadaj said.

"…And I'll have the Lobster…" Sephiroth said.

"Right!" Cloud said as he went to the kitchen to give their orders. One of the waitresses stopped Cloud.

"Um…excuse me…but I don't recognize you…" she said.

"Oh…I'm uh…new here…" Cloud said.

"Oh…" the waitress said. "Well then welcome aboard!" she went on her way.

Later:

Cloud walked out of the kitchen carrying the dished of food. He walked over to Kadaj and Sephiroth's table.

"Okay…let's see…you had the spaghetti…and you had the swordfish…" Cloud said. He spilled the spaghetti over Kadaj's head and thelobster (which was still alive) was dumped onto Sephiroth's lap.

"WHAT! WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS!" Kadaj said.

"THIS ISN'T EVEN COOKED!" Sephiroth said. Cloud just started laughing so hard his sides started hurting.

"Okay! Okay! I can't take it anymore!" Cloud said. He took off the wig. Sephiroth's eyes grew wide.

"CLOUD!" he screamed. "YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Sephiroth started chasing Cloud around the restaurant. Yazoo and Loz stopped eating and uncovered themselves as well. They came up to Kadaj.

"So…nice prank huh?" Loz said.

"Huh?" Kadaj said as he looked at Yazoo and Loz. "YOU! YOU TWO WERE IN ON THIS TOO!

"Um…If we said we weren't would you still try to kill us?" Yazoo asked.

"Okay that mean you were!" Kadaj said. Loz and Yazoo started running. "GET BACK HERE!" Kadaj yelled after them.

To end this lets just say that Cloud, Yazoo, and Loz got beat up pretty badly, had to do all the dishes in the restaurant plus clean up the entire place and pay for all the damages while Kadaj and Sephiroth enjoyed a free meal.

DBF: Well that completes chapter five! Tell me what you thought in your review please! I would really love to know!