A/N: Oddly enough, I wrote this at school. During Language Arts, after this big test thing while my classmates were conversing. HEHEHEHE. But it'd be pretty sweet if Axel and Roxas actually had conversations like this in KH—who KNEW what they talked about, being hot, young guys…
Oh, and this story is rated M because of basically a few cuss words, suggestive themes…the works.
Sigh…
Axel sat with his friend Roxas, who rambled on and on about how he beat Mega Super-fabulous Supermegamegatoids IX.
"And then I used the ray gun, and then Princess Alita bared my children, and then—"
"Roxxxxasssss…"
Roxas broke from the trance. "Eh?"
"Um…" Axel twiddled his thumbs. "I've been having some…issues."
"What kind of issues?"
"Uhh…some…XXX-rated issu—"
Roxas held up a hand, twitching. "Say no more."
"Well…?"
"FIRST, tell me what's up. You have to admit—AXEL, the God of SEX, is having sex-related issues? What fucked up alternative universe am I in?"
"SEX God? Who told you that?"
"You don't want to know…ANYWAY, tell me the problem."
Axel gulped. "Err…I think…Zexion stole my penis-enlarging pump."
Roxas fell over. "WHAT—Holy fuck. Is that where the moans I've been hearing at night came from! And is THAT why Marluxia hasn't been sleeping in his room lately? OH, DEAR MOTHER OF GOD—"
"Shhh! So what should I do? Marluxia wants another spin in the sack TONIGHT!"
"Like hell I would know... And what would Zexion be doing with a penis pump, anyway?"
"Well, I've noticted Lexaeus hasn't been sleeping in his room, either."
"OH, GOD."
The End.
