A/N: The good news? I brought another chapter with me. The bad news? I haven't updated in like forever. More good news? My new DBZ story should be finished by the time this is! The good news outweighs the bad news! Yay! lol R&R, please.

Disclaimer:

Donut: So I guess we're Angel's Star's disclaimer cats for the rest of the story.

Honey-Suckle: Yeah, guess so.

Donut: Are we getting paid again?

Honey-Suckle: We should be. Angel's Star said she wouldn't let Blackberry or Bluebell get our pay this time.

Donut: Ok that's good. So you wanna do the honors?

Honey-Suckle: I guess so. Angel's Star doesn't own DB/Z/GT, but owns Stephanie, Raven, and Kahomi. That sound ok?

Angel's Star: Sounded good to me, so come and eat, you two!

Donut and Honey-Suckle: YAY! dash off stage to eat their reward

Chapter 9

How to Be A Super Villain

Before Kahomi could reply, an energy blast hit a building nearby. The four looked up and saw Goku and Vegeta up in the air and fighting for the "toy". From then on, they knew time was short.

"We have to get to the tent," Kahomi pointed out the obvious. "Fast."

Before the two boys or Stephanie could say anything, Goku noticed a certain toy army man Stephanie happened to be holding.

"She's got the toy!" Goku shouted and pointed accusingly at the girl.

"How'd you're Dad see that from way up there?" Trunks asked his friend.

"Ummm...he eats his carrots?" Goten tried.

"Shut up and run!" Kahomi ordered as she dropped Stephanie and began to run. "C'mon, Steph!"

The girl looked up from where she was playing. "Just a sec! George is about to defeat the evil mole people!"

The two full blooded Saiyans charged to the girl as she moved "George" closer to the mole people.

"We mean no harm!" A mole person said as he raised his paws.

"Yeah, we're just on vacation!" His wife added as she pulled out her camera and took a picture.

The full blooded Saiyans started moving in slow motion as the dramatic part of the flight approached. Suddenly Goku interrupted the moment by saying, "Would all passengers please fasten their safety belts, as we are about to make contact."

Stephanie looked up at him and pretended to fasten a safety belt.

"Come on!" Trunks urged as he rushed back to his sister in normal motion and grabbed her.

"But George hasn't defeated the mole people yet!" She cried as she was dragged from the scene.

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Kahomi order the small group to sit as soon as they got to the tent. But one half-Saiyan wasn't cooperating.

"I don't wanna!" Stephanie cried as she crossed her arms. "You wouldn't let George defeat the mole people!"

"Enough with the freakin' mole people!" Kahomi shouted in her face. "Sit down and shut up or I'll beat you up!"

The girl quickly and quietly obeyed. She sat down next to her brother as the other girl began to explain how they needed to get the toy army man away from Stephanie.

"You'll never take away the army man!" Stephanie stood as her eyes turned red and she gained a deep manly voice.

"Whoa." Goten said with wide eyes. "Awkward..."

"I'll need to get you three out of my way for good..." the army man said with an evil laugh.

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Blood rushed to Goten's head once more as he, Trunks, and the newest addition, Kahomi, had been tied to the kitchen ceiling. Once again, three boiling pots of water stood on the stove beneath them. But unlike last time, the toy army man had found enough rope for Goten and Trunks. Too bad for him he wasn't expecting the new addition. He only had enough rope for half her body.

"Again with the boiling pots of death, doom, and destruction?" Trunks questioned as his face began to turn pink.

"Yes, but this time I'll make sure you fall into it!" He said. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh yeah?" Kahomi asked. "How?"

"MUAHAHA-"he suddenly stopped laughing. "Wait...I never thought of that..."

"And the water's not even boiling," the girl pointed out. "What kind of villain are you?"

The toy army man stopped flipping through the book titled "How To Be A Super Villain" and quickly shoved it behind his back. Then he realized that he needed to console in once more, so he turned his back and flipped it open.

"Developing Your Evil Laugh...nah..." he mumbled as he flipped through the pages. "How To Admit To Your Hostage That You're A Beginner At All This Stuff And That You Have No Clue What You're Supposed To Do Next. Wow. Oddly specific."

Remember, if you're a beginner villain, your hostage will soon find out by your lack of villainous wisdom. If you're a toy army man seeking to take over the world by turning all the adults into kids, turn to page 178.

The toy army man did so and continued reading.

Toy army men are among the least feared villain. This is due to their size and the fact that they can't get their wedgies out of their plastic butts. But since you are reading this, you are either a toy army man seeking to take over the world, or a toy army man seeking to destroy his Saiyan enemies and doesn't quiet know how. Or both.

Your Saiyan enemies are probably not scared of you due to the above facts. To continue to strike terror into theirs hearts and still destroy them at the same time, just pick up a knife and cut the freakin' rope!

The toy army man shrugged and shoved the book into his plastic pocket. But he soon realized it was plastic and that a book wouldn't go in it. So he tapped it onto his belt.

"I've got-" he turned to see that his hostages had already escaped due to his long reading session. "Oh, darn..."

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"We weren't in any real danger," Trunks pointed out. "He just keeps using the boiling pots routine. This is the second time he's done that to me 'n Goten."

"Yup," the younger boy nodded to confirm it was true.

"I was a way better villain," Kahomi said with a smirk. "And I didn't even have that book."

The two boys agreed that she was and probably still is.

"Anyway," the Saiyan girl said after the boys finished their comments. "We need to get that toy away from her. Any suggestions?"

Goten raised his hand.

"Go ahead."

"Ok," the boys said excitedly. "We could set up this machine thingy that would catch the person who had the toy. But we would need to lure them to it. After they got trapped, we'd knock 'em out and grab the toy army man. Then we'd need to throw it away somehow. OH! We'd tie it to a piece of meat and then throw it into the ocean where sharks would eat it!"

"Or, we could take it from whoever had it, then throw it in a trash can," Trunks said after a group pause.

"Sharks!" The younger boy shouted.

"Before we start fighting, I have a better plan," Kahomi held up her hands. "We could take the toy and since Goten wants to so bad, we'd tie it to some meat and feed it to the sharks, ok?"

Both boys nodded. They were afraid of what would happen if they didn't.

"All right, it's settled," the girl said. "As soon as we see Stephanie again, we'll take the toy. Then we'll give it to Goten, since he will have the meat, and he'll throw it to the sharks."

The boys grinned in excitement. That army man was going down!

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A/N: I can't believe this is chapter nine already! Wow...I'll probably only have one more chapter to go, but I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm leaning to one more. This is bittersweet for me. Remember when I said my newest DBZ story should be done by the time this one is? That all depends on how soon I finish this one. If it isn't done by the last chapter, it'll be done soon 'cause I've been working pretty hard on it. For a preview, read chapter five of Scary Stories! Please review.