DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO...I wish I did...but I don't.

I'm writting this chapter cause I didn't want to leave the chapter before this so short. Oh and just for the record DOUTEN:YUUEN BAKUHA NO JUTSU means "HEAVEN SHAKING EVENTS: GRAND(great, large w/e) BLAST(DESTRUCTION I think I'm not a jap. person) NOJUTSU

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"DOUTEN:YUUEN BAKUHA NO JUTSU!"

"KATON:GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU!"

In a huge explosion, both Sasuke and Naruto were knocked back.

"You will not hurt Orochimaru-Sama Naruto, you'll have to go through me first to get to him," said an overly injured Sasuke.

"Wait, doesn't Orochimaru want to take over Sasuke's body?And how could Sasuke get that hurt from only that much?" as Naruto thought to himself,he came to a conclusion.

"DAMN-IT YOU'RE NOT SASUKE, YOU FAKE, I'LL KILL YOU!" exclaimed an over angered Naruto.

"So you've figured it out fox-brat," said a masked sound nin, "It sure took you awhile."

"WHERE IS YOUR LEADER? I NEED TO GET TO SASUKE, WHERE IS HE?" shouted Naruto.

"Hah, I'm not going to tell a weak brat like yo...," said the sound nin.

He never got to finish.

"KAGE BUNSHIN NO-JUTSU!"

"U" One clone slide tackles the sound nin

"ZU" Another clone slide tackles the sound nin
"MA" And another clone slide tackles the sound nin
"KI" And another clone slide tackles the sound nin
"NARUTO RENDAN!"

And in that instance, Naruto spun up and kicked down with his heel with such force that it knocked the nin unconcious.

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"Damn it Naruto, did you break the jaw again?" asked Jiraya, "you get too carried away each time, we want them to talk, but if you break their jaws to that magnitude, They'll be lucky to be able to talk, since we both don't know many healing jutsu's (pretend Jiraya sucks at healing if he doesn't already)."

"Well it isn't my fault," said Naruto as he pouted, "he got me really pissed off."

"Jeez," sighed Jiraya.

All of a sudden,in a swishing sound, kunai flew out from the trees and all struck Naruto on his back.

"NARUTO!" shouted Jiraya as he saw that Naruto wasn't getting up.

Jiraya moved instantly and appeared in front of the assasin. The assasin was masked, and had a large cloak wraped around. The assasin had no forhead protector and Jiraya assumed that the assasin was not going to put much of a fight up since the assasin seemed to be backing up in fright.

"Who are you and who do you work for?" asked Jiraya in a very menacing voice.

"I..."

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Naruto had woken up in a dark and dingy corridor, with rusty pipe lines that leaked water, and huge puddles on the floor.

"Where am I? Jeez what a shitty place, someone needs to clean this place out bigtime," said Naruto.

All of a sudden there was a stream of loud roars that sounded like laughter that came from out of no-where. Then suddenly, a huge jail cell with a door with a seal saying "seal" was stuck over the door.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Then a huge mouth with giagntic rows of teeth and piercing eyes appeared behind the cell.

"THAT'S YOUR MIND YOU ARE CRITICIZING, BRAT..." said the booming voice.

"Aw, it's you," said Naruto, "what do you want fox?"

"TCH,IDIOT, YOU WERE JUST BASICALLY KILLED BY A KUNAI!" said the voice.

"THAT IS JUST PATHETIC, I AM RESIDING INSIDE, PROBABLY THE MOST IDIOTIC AND SIMPLE MINDED PIECE OF MEAT ON THIS PLANET!"said the Kyuubi, "JEEZ, THAT WAS A TOTAL UNDERSTATEMENT, AND YOU'RE RIGHT, YOUR MIND IS A DUMP!

"Go jump in a ditch and die fox!" exclaimed Naruto.

"I'D RATHER THAT THAN TO STAY IN THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A TRASHCAN!" said the Kyuubi.

"HEY WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?" shouted Naruto.

"..., ANYWAYS, YOU'VE JUST BASICLY BEEN KILLED AND I HAVE SAVED YOUR SORRY HIDE AGAIN," said the Kyuubi, "AND QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T LIKE SAVING YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS EVERY TIME YOU GET INTO AN AKWARD SITUATION."

"What about it fox?" asked Naruto.

"AS I WAS SAYING UNTIL YOU HAD TO INTERUPT, I AM GOING TO TRAIN YOU SO THAT YOU MAY AT LEAST BECOME A SUITABLE HOST," said the Kyuubi, "AND DON'T INTERUPT AGAIN WHILE I AM TALKING, IT'S VERY IRRITATING."

"All right Kyuubi, I'll go along with this plan of yours," said Naruto.

Naruto was mentally jumping around at the mention of training, and quite frankly, he didn't care if the training was from a demon.

"But how long will this training be?" asked Naruto, "I mean it's not like you could come out or anything..."

"WAIT! You can't can you?" asked a slightly frightened Naruto.

"IDIOT!"

"Jeez, not so loud fox!" exclaimed Naruto.

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"I'm from the hidden village of the cloud, and a guy named 'Orochimaru' sent me here to assasinate a blonde haired kid named 'Naruto'," said the girl, "and since that boy kept saying that was his name, so I figured it was him and threw a kunai at him."

Jiraya had mentally slapped himself

"So has the hidden village hidden in the clouds joined with 'Orochimaru'?" asked Jiraya in a neutral tone.

"Well yes and no," said the girl, "a very large fraction of the hidden cloud has become very poor since the war with the leaf, a large fraction of the village has supported Orochimaru's ideals, because of this war."

"Damn that Orochimaru," growled Jiraya, "you shall be our prisoner from now on, and don't even think about running away or else I must kill you."

Even though the girl was young, she wasn't stupid. She wasn't about to kill herself by running away. So she nodded in agreement.

"But can you please loosen these ropes please?" asked the girl with a 'very' sweet tone, "they are really tight around my body, and they are cutting into my skin, I promise that I won't run away."

"...So...what frction of your village are women?" asked Jiraya with a huge stupid grin on his face, "And more importantly, What is the amount of 'pretty' women in your village?"

At this the girl sweat dropped.

"Eh...is this guy for real?" thought the girl.

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"ONE YEAR," said the Kyuubi in a large and booming voice.

"WHAT!"

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