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A Screwed up fairy tale

By: S.A.M.

Summary: Picture this; Kagome as a princess being married off to a prince named Inuyasha….and she hates him. Put them under one roof for 5 months and what does it leave you with? One screwed up fairy tale.

I never really did like being a princess. I could never do ANYTHING fun because it was wrong.

No Animals, No Friends, No Sports, No Wrestling and NO MUSIC.

It was annoying, and everybody did everything FOR me. I'm surprised they even let me go to the bathroom alone.

I would always have to wear a dress, or a skirt. I hated it! I HATED not being able to wear jeans and a T-shirt.

No black, no bright green, no yellow, strictly golden, dark red and dark green.

No normal jewelry; expensive rubies, sapphires, diamonds…ARGH!

Oh! And I would always have Kari; that lady-in-waiting, following me around.

But what I hated the most was the whole marriage thing.

What was up with HAVING to get married at 15 with whoever my parents wanted me to!

That is just wrong. I guess for you to fully understand this whole story you have to go back to the day before my 15th birthday.

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Kayki searched for her daughter desperately, knowing she was avoiding reality.

"Kagome, dear, we need to talk" she said knocking on her daughter's door.

No answer. "You can't avoid me forever you know" Kayki said before opening the door that led to a paradox of strangeness.

A vortex, meant as a current for escape. A place where if no one understands you, and it seams that the whole world is out to get to, you can use as a haven. Otherwise known as Kagome's room.

The room was vacant.

The main focus of the room was Kagome's bed. Located in the middle left of the room, against a wall, it was a canopy design. Black and dark blue silk and Egyptian cotton were neatly spread on top of it. Small silver moons, stars and clouds gave the bed sheets a normal-ish look. A Black velvet canopy draped over the bed with small golden leaf detail. On top of the sheets lay 7 pillows. Two big, soft white pillows on the bottom, square royal blue pillows lay on top of them. Then came two heart shaped royal blue pillows and a dark blue cotton pillow that said in gold cursive 'Kagome' Next to the bed where two oak nightstands etched with a large moon in the middle and stars as knobs.

On top of the nightstands where antique roman lamps with royal blue shades. The shades were etched with golden stars.

Directly in front of her bed was a large plasma screen TV balanced on an oak table with silver clouds accenting it. Wall speakers where installed on her dark blue walls.

A dark purple dresser and mirror combo was placed on the left of Kagome's bed against a wall. There was a window next to the plasma scream with blue curtain treatments and a black light set over it. On the right of Kagome's bed there was a pine door that led to her bathroom.

"Kami, why isn't she in here?" she asked as she rubbed her temples. Seeing as how the balcony was open, however, she made her way towards it and looked outside to enjoy the view of the garden. Just as she had suspected, her daughter was outside in the garden, probably picking flowers.

"Kagome get up here this instant!" she called down.

"I can't believe I have to get married tomorrow" a 14 year old Kagome said desperately. She looked dreadfully at her friend. "Oh, come on Kags, it's not THAT bad! At least someone's there and ready for you" said friend replied. Kagome rolled her eyes "Yeah and so do you. At least you have 2 more weeks" "Yeah and I can hardly wait!" was the eager reply. "Yeah, well you're in love, Inuyasha is such a jerk! I barely even know him!" Kagome yelled angrily. Her white horse neighed as she pulled his reigns. They had arrived at Kagome's Garden. Sango got off her brown and white horse and removed his reigns. She rolled her eyes and took a seat on a white bench.

Kagome plopped herself next to Sango and rolled her eyes. Kagome was dressed in a knee-length dark green dress and brown boots. Sango looked at her and smiled sadly. "It's OK Kags, only 5 months, then you can dump him and go back to being a single dimwit" she said warmly. Kagome rolled her eyes and was about to say a comeback before she heard her mom scream out her name. She looked up "Coming Mom" she said before getting up and opening the brass doors. "It's gonna be okay"

Sango mouthed before getting back on her horse.

The door slammed behind her as she walked into her room. "What do you want mom?" Kagome said trying not to sound irritated but failing desperately. "It's time for your wedding recital." Kayki said sweetly. "Oh COME ON mother, it's enough that I have to marry that idiot tomorrow but do I HAVE to see him to-"Kagome stopped abruptly due to the appearance of her Fiancé. "Oh hey" Kagome said quite stupidly. Inuyasha smirked "Nice to see you too" he said icily. "Okay, you two, I'll leave you alone to kiss and stuff" Kayki said with a wink "Be back in a minute" she said. "KISS AND STUFF! KISS AND STUFF! THE LAST THING ON MY MIND TO DO WITH THIS JERK IS KISS!" Kagome yelled after her. "It's not like it'll be a pleasure kissing your dirty lips" Inuyasha replied. Kagome glared daggers at him. "Exhibit A. to my theory; men are undeserving pigs who deserve to die" she muttered under her breath. "I heard that!" he said quite frankly annoyed. She scoffed "Good, then you know it's true" she said. "Well here's my theory; you're a bitch" he said. "And proud of it" She replied. He opened his mouth to reply, but Kayki got there first. "Hey you two love birds" Kayki said cluelessly. "Love birds? Yeah and my dog can fly" she said sarcasm dripping on the sentence. "I have to agree with the wench on this one." Inuyasha stated. Kayki ignored both of their remarks.

"Oh come on you two, we have to get you ready" Kayki said, that fake smile not once leaving her face. Kagome sighed impatiently, and grabbed Inuyasha's hand due to the fact she didn't feel like arguing with her mother. Inuyasha scowled and followed the mother and daughter.

"Have you two thought about your song yet?" Kayki asked. Kagome rolled her eyes. "No" she muttered. Inuyasha shook hi head silently. "No matter, you two can decide later on, in the meantime we have to get ready for the recital." Kayki unlocked two large oak doors and opened them to reveal a room where they kept their clothing. "Okay, Kagome, time to pick out your dress" Kayki said. Kagome rolled her eyes and followed her mother. At the sight of what her mother had picked out for her eyes widened. "Mom…are you crazy?" Kagome asked, her eyes not leaving the gown before her. The gown was white in color. It was a tube-top design with strings that went across her bear back. Along the collar of the dress was a black rose pattern that continued along the left side of the dress all the way to the bottom. Kayki frowned. "You don't like it?" Kayki asked. "No mom, I love it, but how much does it cost?" Kagome questioned. "Only two million dollars" Kayki said, emphasizing 'only'. Kagome rolled her eyes. "I love it mom" she said.

Kayki walked over to a cabinet and pulled out a cabinet, revealing a diamond necklace with black and white diamonds and matching dangle earrings. Kagome's eyes widened. "These were a present from Inuyasha and his parents. They're worth over 50,000 dollars." She said. "I think Inuyasha picked them out is that right son?" Kayki asked. Inuyasha nodded and mumbled a yes. Kagome leaned up and kissed Inuyasha's cheek. Inuyasha felt a light blush cross his cheeks. Kagome paid no regard and followed her mom.

"Okay, then there's the matter of your shoes." She concluded. She stepped over to a pair of slide in high heels with a black and white flower on the front of it.

"Do you like them?" Kayki asked. Kagome nodded. "Good, now go change into your clothes" Kayki said. Kagome followed orders and disappeared into one of the dressing rooms.

"What color tuxedo do you want to wear Inuyasha?" Kayki asked

Inuyasha thought for a second "White" he said mindlessly. "OK" Kayki said before grabbing his hand and pulling him towards a curtain. She pulled it open. There, stood a white tuxedo with a black rose on the side. There were black sneakers on the bottom. "What do you think?" Kayki asked. Inuyasha sighed "Maybe black" he said.

Kayki smiled and pulled back another curtain, unveiling a black tuxedo with the Inuyasha's Kingdom's insignia on the pocket. Inuyasha nodded, and Kayki squealed. "Go change" she said, and in about 4 seconds, Inuyasha was in a black tuxedo.

"Oh my god, you look so sweet!" Kayki said to Inuyasha. "Now, go change back to normal, we have to choose what you're gonna wear for the reception and after party.

Inuyasha sighed before disappearing back into his dressing room. Just then Kagome appeared in the hallway. "Well, what do you think?" she asked.

Her hair was in curls and the dress fit perfectly. The shoes did much to elevate her. To put it simply she looked gorgeous.

"You look beautiful!" Kayki said.

"She what" Inuyasha asked before making a futile attempt to look. "GET BACK IN THERE!" Kayki said sternly before forcing him into the dressing room.

"Quick honey, Get back in your room!" Kayki said to Kagome.

Kagome nodded through stifled laughter and went back into the room.

Kayki held Inuyasha in a head lock, who meanwhile was attempting to break loose.
"Oh come on; don't make me pull your ears!" Kayki said grimly.

She let him go as Kagome went back outside in what she was originally wearing.

"Awe man" Inuyasha said before going back into the dressing room.

He went back outside and sat down.

"So, what are you two going to wear for the reception and after party?" Kayki asked. Inuyasha and Kagome simply shrugged. "Oh god, follow me" Kayki said before leading the 'couple' into a different room. On a mannequin, there was a dress. It was a black silk strapless multi-handkerchief dress. The ends and waistline were trimmed with white satin. Next to the mannequin was a pair of Renee black satin corset high heels.

"Do you like it?" Kayki asked. Kagome just nodded.

"Inuyasha, this is what you'll be wearing" Kayki said, revealing a black long-sleeved dress shirt, and black cargo pants. "Cool" he said.

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Inuyasha and Kagome had eventually picked their clothes out for both events.

"This is so unfair" Kagome said sobbing. "It'll be alright" Sango said comfortably. "It's OK Princess Kagome" said Kari, her lady in waiting.

"Don't call me princess." Kagome snapped. Kari sighed and went back to doing Kagome's hair. "This sucks eggs" Kagome said, breaking the uncomfortable silence.

"It's for the kingdom, Kagome" Kari said. "Sorry for disrespecting you, Lady Kari" Kagome said to her lady-in-waiting. The woman had served as somewhat of a grandmother to her. "Why are you still a lady-in-waiting anyways?" Sango questioned. "Because this lady is waiting for a prince to come rescue her" Kari stated flatly.

"Yeah, yeah, At least you have a choice." Kagome retorted. "My Romeo gets chosen FOR me"

Kari rolled her eyes. "There, I'm done with your curls." Kari said, letting go of Kagome's hair.

Kayki came in then, a sympathetic look in her eyes. "Come on Kags, It's time for the recital" she said warmly.

Kagome got up and followed her mother. She looked back at her room to see her 2 closest friends smiling sadly at her, before returning gaze to the floor.

"Hey Kagome" InuYasha said kindly as he met her in the grand hall.

She smiled and took his hand. "Hey"

The two walked hand in hand, fooling every single person in the grand hall into thinking they were a happy in love couple.

"You look beautiful" InuYasha said pleasantly.

"Thanks, you look cool too."

Kagome and InuYasha were now sitting in a table surrounded by their friends.

"I wonder where Sango is" Kagome said.

"Who?" InuYasha asked

"My best friend"

"Well hello there you lovely lady" came a voice from aback.

Kagome turned to see a young man with raven black hair in a tux.

"Hello…and you are?"

"My name is Miroku, my pleasure to make your acquaintance"

"Hey bub, hands off, she's my fiancée" Inuyasha snarled.

Miroku immediately backed away, before sitting next to InuYasha.

The two shook hands and Kagome stared at them utterly confused.

"This is Miroku" InuYasha said. "My best friend and um…best man" InuYasha said.

"Nice to meet you, I'm the maid of honor." Said another voice.

It was Sango, of course.

She was wearing a baby blue dress with ruffles at the ends. Her hair was and slightly picked up. Miroku stood up and walked up to her.

They kissed passionately, and Miroku broke it.

"I can't do this. I'm getting married to the love of my life in 2 weeks." Miroku said overdramatically.

Sango rolled her eyes. "Neither can I, the man of my dreams is going to take my hand in marriage in 2 weeks."

"Who's that!" Miroku asked mock-outraged. Sango laughed before kissing him again and taking a seat next to Kagome.

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That's the end of chapter one. Hope you like it!

-Misunderstood

(See that button, standing there?

Giving you an utter stare

It's calling you, saying to press

And take me out of distress

Obey the button's sincere command

And press it, setting me free of this band)