Disclaimer: After so many wars, hardships and insults, I STILL don't own Inuyasha.

Screwed Up Fairy Tale

By: S.A.M.

Can't say the wedding was that bad, you know? My mom had decided to have InuYasha and I share a song called 'bring me to life' by evanescence. She had the idea that we might sing it, but when the time came, Inuyasha decided he wouldn't do it and though he denied it, I think he did it for me.

He proved to me that he could be a total sweetheart, but living with him...oh god...living with him was the hard part. He is a total slob, which isn't good because I'm a small type of neat freak. I can't really describe the whole thing because it's too horrible, so why don't just go back and...see for yourself?

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Kagome walked into her room with her previously described gown, it's tail trailing behind her. "Hey girls" Kagome smiled, waving at her bridesmaids. Sango, Rin, Kirara and Kagura all hugged her. "I can't believe they're actually making you go through with this!" Rin said, releasing her of the tight embrace. Kagome smiled. "Well, I can't do anything about it now can I?" The girls all shook their heads. "That's right" Kagura said. "I still can't believe their making you sing to him!" Kirara exclaimed. "Especially when my voice sucks.." Kagome moaned. The girls rolled their eyes at the bride. "Kagome, how many times do we have to tell you? Your voice doesn't suck!" Sango sighed. Kagome giggled. "Fine, I don't not believe you" Kagome said in sing songly voice.

"Sorry to interrupt girls." Kayki said knocking. "But the bride needs to get her hair done and you need to go slip into your dresses." The girls groaned. "Ugh, fine! Bye girls!" Kagome waved. "See ya!" they called back as they left. Kari came in just then. "Kagome, have a seat" she said kindly. Kagome did as instructed, sitting in her oak chair in front of the mirror. Kari grabbed Kagome's hair into her old kind hands. "So how are you feeling about this?" she asked as she brushed it into a braid. "I'm okay, i gotta accept it don't I?" Kagome replied. Just then Sango came in. She wore a dark blue silk dress that reached her ankles and dark blue high heels that were barely visible. Her hair was in a high formal loose bun with to curly strands framing her face. "I'm done with myself. Only took 4 minutes" she said proudly. "As usual." Kagome assured. Kari smiled at the two young girls. "Hey Kari, how come your still a lady-in-waiting?" Sango asked after a 2 minute silence. "Because" Kari said sighing desperately. "This lady is still waiting for her knight in shining armor to get off his lazy ass to come and take her out of waiting." Kari spat. The girls burst out in laughter, their guts hurting them and their cheeks. "Girls, stop laughing at me and just be grateful that someone's there." she said. Kagome and Sango stopped laughing, then looked at each other and burst again. Kari was trying not to get mad, and kinda looked like a squirrel puffing up her cheeks.

"I'm done" she said to Kagome. Kagome turned and looked into the mirror to see a section of her hair pulled up with the rest of it down and curly. "Wow." she as she saw the beautiful picture in the mirror. Her eye shadow was a smoky color bringing out the midnight-blue, and her lips were soft and pink. "I think you look adorable" Kari said. Kayki stepped in then. "Its time" she said softly. Kagome nodded and walked out. Sango looked worried. "She'll be fine" Kari assured.

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The girls walked in one by one with their couples. And finally, it was my turn. 'Here comes the bride' played softly on the organ, and I knew it was time to seal my fate.

1 step, 2 step, 1 step, 2 step, I hope I don't fall. I thought steadily as I walked, a bouquet of flowers held firmly in my hands. Inuyasha and I locked gazes, and it was sad to think that our youth would go down the drain after today. "Hi" I whispered as I reached him, he smiled and waved softly in response.

We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in..blah blah blah blah blah and all that shit we're supposed to listen to. 'God I hate weddings...stupid people..think we're supposed to pay attention'

Inuyasha stood their, gazing at the priest, though she could easily tell he wasn't paying attention. 'I have to admit he's cute' Kagome said, staring at him from the corner of her eye.

"Not to mention sweet" she considered. 'ACK Kags! Get a hold of yourself! This is Inuyasha you're talking about! INUYASHA!'

Kagome's thoughts were broken by the priest's words.

"Take these rings, Kagome Higurashi, and repeat after me."

She did as she was told.

"Inuyasha Takahashi, with this ring, I thee wed."

Paper or plastic bags?'I thee wed' oh my god, where am I , who's that pretty girl, in a wedding dress...OH! RIGHT! Um..ring..OH THE RINGS!

His head shot towards Kagome, a look of pure confusion and then realization in his eyes.

They did the rings.

Suddenly, both of the teenagers went into space again.

"I do" she does? Cool. Wait, what does she do? OH! That the wedding.

"Inuyasha do you.."

Do I really? Do I? Should I? Oh shit thats right its my wedding!

"I do!" he blurted innocently.

Kagome smiled at Inuyasha, though he didn't really realize it.

"Then I now pronounce you man and wife" the priest said happily.

Shit, this means I gotta kiss her.

And sure enough; "You may now kiss the bride."

The so-called couple looked at each other for a moment, trying to decide what to do.

Before long, however, as the whole room fixed their gazes on them, Inuyasha hesitantly reached for her and kissed her soft lips.

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The kiss didn't last very long. Her lips were soft and sweet, and the moment our lips touched, goosebumps reached my feet.

I never noticed how pretty she was until that precise moment, though I don't think I'm a very good kisser. As soon as we parted, however, the room erupted into applause. Some how, I knew from that very moment that it would be okay.

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I never had been kissed in such a way ever in my life. The kiss was short and sweet, and it made my insides melt. I never knew something so small could make my feelings over react in such a way. As soon as it had begun, however it ended and I opened my eyes only to see his amber pools and get locked in his trance. Applause broke that moment, though I wish it hadn't because I loved his eyes.

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A scowl could be seen on Kagome's face as she sat down on her white leather sofa, though you could easily tell by her eyes she felt like smiling. The 'couple' had recently moved into their home; a small white cottage on Inuyasha's kingdom. She sighed. "I adore living here." she said softly. "Speak for yourself." Inuyasha said scowling from the other sofa. "Its too small." Kagome's eyes widened in shock. "What the fuck! You call 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 3 kitchens, 2 dining rooms, 4 living rooms and a den small? Plus we have the backyard; 10 stables, a guest house and a small forest with a stream and a bridge that leads to a meadow leading to a waterfall. I don't think its small, I think it's perfect."

He couldn't help but smile at her taste. She was right- the place was homey, but it was way smaller than his previous castle.

He stretched and yawned, lying down in the sofa. She smiled as she, too stretched into her green turtle neck, and rested her feet atop the coffee table to watch TV.

His eyes closed slowly, and with one last blink he was asleep.

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In this small cottage, there lived a hanyou, and at this particular moment, its ears twitched. He growled. "Who the hell interrupted my sleep?" he demanded to the thin air, sitting up. Piano music filled the room, and the hanyou stood up to follow it. BANG He yelped as his toe hit the control remote. "WHO PUT THAT THERE?"He demanded to the air. He followed the sound of piano music until he reached his room, where realization dawned upon him. There she was, his wife, playing the piano. Her fingers expertly touched the keys in a melody that he enjoyed. Before she could open her mouth to sing, Inuyasha opened his big mouth. "Wow, so you ARE good for something, wench". She stood up. "Gosh Inuyasha." she said quite madly. "Can't I have at least 1 minute of peace?" "You!" he demanded. "You're the one who interrupted my sleep!" She rolled her eyes at this. "Oh wow InuYasha, you poor baby. I'm gonna go hang my head in shame now." she said sarcastically, bumping into him as she walked out. "Keh"

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"Kagome?" Inuyasha whined to the girl as she watched Laguna beach. "What?" she asked sharply. "I'm huunnggrry!" he whined. Kagome closed her eyes and almost immediately opened them again, a light glistening in them. "What do you want?" she asked. "Um...chicken, beef, tuna, whatever you're eating, really."

"I'm a vegetarian."

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Yes people. I've finally updated.

Apocalypse, I know I know.

Anyways, that's not what I wanted to say. Someone decided to flame me. If you're one of my friends, you'll understand how drastic this is.

Here's a copy of the bold reviewer's review.

El Diablo! Why are you taking so Damn long to update? Tu stupida Mardita hija de la gran puta!

In case, person, you have not noticed, I speak spanish. Ok? It's called computer problems and writer's block. If you can't understand this or be atleast bold enough to put your name, well I don't think I should pay any special attention to you. Therefore, I have 3 words: Go to hell.

PS: My mother isn't anymore of a bitch than yours.

WOO!

Now, another reviewer.

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