A/n I am so sorry I haven't updated in like a bazillion years, but I have one good excuse and one suckish one. My Microsoft word has been acting up and like freezing and stuff and I had to write the beginning again cause I lost it, and hand write other parts cause I couldn't copy and save it. (in fact I just had to copy all of this down and type it on here) I almost lost it again but luckily I managed to put it into an email and send it to myself lol. Then like I had to write most of this Chapter on my xanga site so it wouldn't disappear. My other excuse, is that I like to read fan fiction a little more then I like to write, and so I ended up reading like a ton and hardly writing at all...so yeah...haha oh and the titles not exactly what it sounds like (but that would be totally awesome! death to Barbie!) lol. Oh and thanks for the review they are so lovely, you each get a brownie, oh and sugarpixies gets 2 for pointing out my accidental mistake that I shall eventually fix...thank you! Oh and only a couple parts follow HBP (half blood prince...I didn't know what that meant for the longest time!) most doesn't though...like; Snape's not evil (well for the most part), Dumbledore's not dead, and the Harry/Ginny bit hasn't happened yet...I think that's all...

Disclaimer: Don't own HP and um yeah the plot is my idea...and so is this wild cherry Pepsi, but the rest is JKR's ok on with the thing!

Chapter five: Barbie falls

The next week passed as usual at the burrow there was more quidditch games, pranks, flirting, forbidden glances, smiles, kissing, fun, journal entries, hugs, and for some reason unknown to poor confused Hermione the twins were now winking at her, and teasing her…well more then usual. And of course Mrs. Weasley yelled at Fred and George for causing trouble; her favorite lecture was on how "they were now 19 and needed to act like grown men, and not silly little children anymore." Harry and Ron new it by heart, and would recite it silently with her, giving the girls a good laugh.

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Ginny sat up in bed, and smiled happily, today was going to be a great day. She grabbed her journal and a quill and began to write.

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The journal of Ginny Weasley

Friday July 30th 9:20 am

Ok guess what today is! Go on guess!

Ok fine I'll tell you…

stupid thing won't play along, don't know why I bother…. whoa!I think I'm goingcrazy talking to my journal…anyway today is…dramatic music HARRY'S BIRTHDAY!

Yep that's right! I'm so excited, I got him a totally awesome present, but I'm not going to say what, cause I don't want to jinx it. Ooo got to go I'm getting hungry and I really need a shower…

Toodles!

-Ginny

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Ginny threw her covers off quickly, and swung her legs over the side of her bed. Standing on the cold hardwood of her bedroom floor, she padded over to her dresser quickly and got a clean pair of under garments, and briefly searched the floor of her room and grabbed a pair of shorts, and a shirt out of the closet picking her towel up of her desk chair and walking down the hall to the bathroom.

Ginny pulled open the bathroom door, and dropped all her stuff and screamed. There standing in the bathroom was Harry in all his glory; wet tousled hair, and droplets of water gleaming on his chest, just stepping out of the shower. Ginny stared. Harry who was totally shocked stared right back, Ginny gulped and shut the door quickly and ran back to her room jumping onto her bed and pulling the covers up over her head.

Her cheeks were on fire, she was so embarrassed she had just seen Harry naked. The view wasn't bad, but how was she supposed to face him now, especially on his birthday? Ginny stayed there going over what happened in her head, and strained her ears until she heard Harry's footsteps walking by and then down the stairs, only then did she get back up.

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Harry sighed contentedly as the hot water streamed down his back. turning off the shower, he smiled happily it was his birthday and he was so excited. He pulled back the curtain and stepped out of the shower, and then he heard a scream. At first he thought he was hearing his mothers screams again, but no...this sounded to close, to real. And yep there was the source of the scream; Ginny Weasley was standing in the doorway staring at him. Harry was so shocked he just stared back, it wasn't until she had bolted slamming the door behind her, that he realized he was completely naked. His cheeks flushed in embarrassment, he hurriedly dried off and got dressed, walking over to the mirror. He stood back slightly, smiling at his reflection.

who was he kidding? Ginny would never like him, he wasn't good enough for her...and he definitely wasn't handsome enough. (A/n sorry guys! but well it's gotta happen..)He sighed dejectedly, what a great birthday present. His towel lay forgotten on the floor and he opened the bathroom door, looking down he saw Ginny's things lying on the floor...and right on top...was a Lacy. Red. Bra. Harry blushed again quickly stepping over it and walked down the hall, passing Ginny's room and going down stairs for breakfast. As Harry stepped off the last stair he swore he heard a door open and footsteps continue down the hall.

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Ginny stepped out of the shower, squeezing the water out of her hair, and wrapped her green towel around her. What a way to start a day! Not only did she see Harry in the buff, but when Ginny made her way back to the bathroom, she found her clothes in the middle of the doorway where she'd dropped them. Blushing again she had quickly scooped up her belongings and shut the door.

Ginny walked over to the mirror and wiped away a patch of steam with her hand. Picking up her tooth brush, she began to vigorously scrub at her teeth, while trying best she could to comb her hair at the same time. Now in normal circumstances, this is an extremely difficult task, but Ginny, she really wasn't the best multi-tasker and her hand/eye coordination was slightly off at best, so this made it all the harder.

While Ginny was concentrating on what she was doing, Harry was down in the kitchen with a sleepy eyed Ron, discussing quidditch over bacon. Even when the kid was half awake, he was quidditch crazy, and you could never catch off guard...he always won the debates in the end. Fred and George stumbled down the stairs, both in boxer shorts, pushing each other out of the way, trying to get to the food first. George won in the end, when he shanked Fred. Harry and Ron snickered, as the clearly embarrassed twin pulled his boxers back up.

Mrs. Weasley gave them disapproving looks, as she handed them their plates. George smiled cheekily, "Well mum, now at least you know a way to tell us apart...Fred is clearly the smaller of us two."

"Shut it. You know that's not true, I am clearly bigger then you." Fred said scowling at his other half.

"Yeah right."

"Yeah. Right!"

"Quiet the both of you, you're both equal in my eyes. And I would know...I changed the two of you for years" Mrs. Weasley said, a smile playing at the corner of her mouth.

"Wait a minute...for years?" Ron asked, confused as usual.

"Yes Ron, years...these two were in diapers until they were almost four!" She said, now trying desperately to hold back her grin. Ron and Harry, were laughing into their eggs, as the twins glared at them,

"That is so not true!" They said together, "We weren't nearly that long."

"Well actually you were..." Harry left grinning, before he could hear the rest. He had just remembered he'd left his boxers and pajama pants on the floor of the bathroom and needed to retrieve them, before Mrs. Weasley found out, and went her nut.

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Ginny being successful inuntangling her hair, had begun to get dressed, dropping her towel she attempted to pull on her knickers, stumbling around a bit, trying to regain her lost balance. Finally getting them on, she began to pick up her shorts when the door burst open, and a once again shocked Harry stood staring at Ginny, although this time their positions were reversed. Ginny who had spun around, was now standing in only her knickers with shorts in hand, and a completely bare chest exposed to Harry. Harry gulped loudly,

"Er... sorry!" he said closing the door quickly and leaning up against the wall breathing deeply. Was it just him or did his shorts shrink? No it was just him. Really it was.

Ginny hurriedly finished getting dressed, and after doing a full body mirror check, she cautiously opened the door. Harry was just outside the door, eyes shut, and one hand fiddling with the collar of his T-shirt. He turned his head towards her still not opening his eyes, Ginny stepped fully out of the bathroom standing awkwardly in front of him, head down. They both chanced looking at each other at the same time, and when their eyes met they held each others gaze.

"So...um I guess were even now" Ginny said laughing nervously

"Yeah, I suppose so..." Harry said chuckling along with her, after that they just kind of walked off in different directions, silently agreeing to never bring it up again.

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Hermione woke up with a jolt, a door slammed somewhere below, and Hermione moaned rolling over, and pulled the covers over her head. 'ughhhhh' was her only coherent thought. About ten minutes later she finally got up and went down stairs carrying her diary with her. She reached the kitchen door and pushed it open, and immediately regretted getting out of bed. The only two people present in the kitchen were Bill, and Ron. 'Why me?' Hermione thought to herself, she was about to turn around and leave, when Ron looked up and smiled at her.

"Hey Hermione! Finally got up I see...come. Sit. Eat." Hermione would have laughed, if it weren't for the fact that she was trying to figure out exactly how to act around the brothers, without letting anything slip, or saying anything to binding.

"Yeah...ok." Hermione said, inwardly sighing, she sat at the head of the table, so as not to sit by one or the other, and pulled a plate of waffles towards her, and put two on her plate, pouring syrup and powdered sugar on it.

"So 'Mionne...whas ubp?" Ron asked through a mouthful of cereal. Hermione cringed slightly as bits of chewed food hit her face and arm.

"ugg...that's disgusting Ron! And nothing new since yesterday" Hermione said, peeking a quick glance at Bill, as he drank some orange juice. Why was it that now that she was with Ron, she wished she never was? Why was it that when she thought she was happy it came around and bit her in the arse? Why was she asking herself so many why questions? Hermione pushed those thoughts to the back of her mind, to sort out later and dug into her food, she really was starving.

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"You do it."

"No you."

"No way, it's your turn."

"Paper, rock, scissors for it"

"Fine...Paper, rock, scissors, shoot!"

"Ahahahaha! Take that! Rock beats scissors, you do it!"

"Ok, ok, give it here." Fred said taking the offered potion from his twin, and hesitantly bringing it up to his lips.

"Go on then." George encouraged, Fred grimaced and poured the contents of the vial into his mouth. He gagged, coughing and spluttering,

"That is the worst we have ever made!" Fred saidonce he could breathe again. George just gaped at him. "What?" Fred asked confused. Suddenly George burst out laughing, and just pointed Fred over to the mirror. Fred stared at his reflection in horror, "OH-MY-GOSH! Look at me!" He shouted, George laughed harder.

"Oh man, the look on your face! hahahhaha" George was practically in tears now, "I'm sure we can reverse it! Although I kind of think its an improvement." George said, calming slightly.

"Stuff it." Fred said sulking

For the next two hours the twins stayed up in their room trying to figure out a way to make Fred go back. But no luck, they did however keep the potion just incase they could find an antidote, and then they could sell it. During their research and potion making, Fred kept knocking things over and falling on his butt. This just made George laugh all over again, at his poor brothers expense.

Finally deciding to take a break, the two headed back down stairs to find some more food. Of course it was pretty awkward for poor Fred, he just tried to hide behind his brother the whole time...but eventually he would have to show himself. And unfortunately that time came, when everyone was already eating lunch.

"Fred! What happened to you!" Ginny cried when he finally stepped out from behind his brother,

"Well a potion we were making turned out to be wrong, but we decided to keep it anyway and once we found an antidote then we could start marketing it... we haven't found one yet." Fred said sadly, and then much as they didn't wanna hurt his feelings, they couldn't help it any longer, everyone burst out laughing, and I mean everyone. Even Mrs. Weasley, who was trying to disguise it as a coughing fit - she was failing spectacularly.

"It's not that funny!" Fred said, a little frustrated, and very embarrassed.

"Actually my brother...it is!" George said clapping him on the back, Fred just glared. and sat down crossing his arms under his new...erm body parts. Why did he have to turn into a chick of all things? Not only did he now have breasts, but others things happened to...his waist got smaller, his butt bigger, his legs became "shapely" and he now could only walk on his toes. His lips we're big and pouty and his blue eyes were huge, at least he was able to keep..er some things. But the part Fred hated the most, was his hair, it became very long and went down to his waist, and attempted to turn blonde although because of the deep red it was, it ended more of a rich strawberry-blonde. That potion had literally turned him into a Barbie. (a/n which I do not own)

The laughter had died down for the most part, but there were snickers here and there, whenever someone looked at him.

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"Oh yeah! Happy Birthday Harry!" Hermione said, grinning at her best friend, "Seventeen! Finally joining us in the world of apparation...well legally anyway."

Harry grinned, "Haha thanks Hermione! Oh Mrs. Weasley, I know its a bit early...but do you think we could go up to Diagon Alley today? I'd kinda like to hang out there for part of my birthday."

"Sure Harry dear, we could all go and get our stuff, and visit the twins shop again. We can leave after everyone's done with lunch." She said, smiling brightly at Harry, while clearing away some lunch dishes. And with a wave of her wand, they began to wash themselves. Everyone who was still eating quickly finished up, before Mrs. Weasley could have the chance to take it away, and they all went in different directions, to get ready to go.

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"You coming Bill?" Ron asked his older brother as they headed upstairs,

"Yeah I was planning on it, thought it might be fun, why?" Bill asked as he reached the first landing, and began up the next.

"I don't know, just wondering" Ron said, as he left Bill, and went into his room, to put on some shoes among other things. Bill continued up, to change, and get his wand.

Bill sighed to himself, why did his brother have to be dating the one girl he lo- wait no. Those thoughts did not belong in his head, no, no, no, no, no. He did not love her, he merely fancied her. A lot. Probably to much for his own good. But that didn't matter...cause he did not love her. Not yet. Wait no, never cause that'd be wrong. Causeshe's his brothers girlfriend. Yep that's right never. Just gotta keep telling himself that.

Bill finally reached his room, and shutting the door began to take off his pajama pants that he'd been to lazy to change out of before. He pulled on a pair of jeans, and a black muscle shirt, running a comb quickly through his hair and re-tying it in a pony tail. He slipped on his combat boots, doing up the laces, grabbed his wand, and left the room.

On his way down - which was very fast mind you, Bill hardly did anything slow - he accidentally ran into someone. That someone being Hermione. Quite unfortunately for the both of them.

"Oh I'm so sorry!" Bill said as he landed on her, when they both fell to the ground.

"Quite alright. Didn't hurt that much" she said, trying to regain the breath that was knocked out of her. Bringingthemselves up to their knees they both made the mistake of looking into each others eyes. From there it just went down hill. After a few moments of just staring, Bill began to dip his head, Hermione sliding her eyes shut, just before they made contact, a door burst open to the left of them.

"Whoa!" Bill said, as he and Hermionebegan to fall over, and not just over, but down the stairs over, luckily for Hermione, Bill grabbed her to his chest before they hit the stairs, and she slid down on top of him, managing not to get hurt herself. Although Bill wasn't as lucky; they sort of came to a halt when Bill hit his head on the 2nd landing, successfully knocking him out. Hermione quickly rolled off, and gently pulled Bill all the way onto the landing and began to examine his head carefully.

"Oh-my-gosh! Are you guys ok?" Ginny cried as she ran down the stairs towards them,

"Yeah I'm fine..."

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A/n Haha a sorta cliffie...ok not much but w/e! And this was pretty long like 5 and 1/2 micro. pages! lol oh and probably don't expect an update to soon, but I'll work on it...and does anyone wanna be my beta? You won't have to do much, cause my story is so wonderful as it is! (Ha!) But you'll get the perk of being first to read the chapters, and being thanked and loved! lol...ok now review!

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