Catfight
A/N: Here it is, the dialogue-ified version of the last chapter.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? HANDS OFF, WOMAN!"
"KURO-SAMA, TELL THAT ANNOYING PERSON TO GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE!"
Train was having a particularily difficult afternoon, with two people hanging off his arms and all.
"Ne," he turned toward the woman sitting at a table outside the cafe, drinking tea, "Aren't you supposed to be taking care of Creed? In case he has, uh, strange complusives again? Not me?"
Echidna took a sip of her rose tea before answering, "Sure, but he seems fine right now, and he's come all this way to see you, shouldn't you greet him more welcomingly? All this way on a train too."
He twitched, "You call this fine?" he questioned, pointing at the hissing blonde threatening to bite off the other girl's hand.
"KURO-SAMA! I THINK HE HAS RABIES! WE SHOULD DITCH HIM NOW! NOW!"
"And you! Why aren't you doing anything either?" he cried tearfully at the man sitting across from Echidna, drinking coffee.
"Me? Why should I be doing anything? Since when was I Kyouko-san's caretaker?" he inquired, fixing his hat a little.
"My- my arms!" Train cried for the hundredth time.
"TRAIN, I LOVE YOU!"
"Sven, is love...a bad thing?" Eve asked thoughtfully, stirring her milk tea and watching the trio.
"Huh? Well, uh, in Train's case I guess it is... though it usually shouldn't be...I think," he reasoned, not quite sure himself.
"WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? SAYA?"
"TRAIN! FORGET THAT WITCH!"
"WAS IT BECAUSE I NEVER BOUGHT YOUR LAMUNE? I'M SORRY!"
"AH! KURO-SAMA! MY NAME ISN'T SAYA! IT'S KYOKO! YOU DON'T NEED TO BUY ME ANYTHING IT'S OK!"
