Miniature Chocolate Love

A/N: I think I'm going to put this fic on hold for a while / too much stuff to do


Echidna stepped into the room, "Ara, what are you doing? You aren't going to make anything for Train?"

"For...Train? Is it...HIS BIRTHDAY? NO! IT CAN'T BE! I WOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN IT! AHHH! WHAT IS TODAY? WHAT'S TODAY?"

"His birthday isn't until two months or so! I meant Heart Day," she sighed, uncovering her ears, "I supposed you would've been up to some huge project so I decided to stop by and make sure nothing was exploding or dying."

"Don't...girls make things on Heart Day?"

"Uh, well, yes, that's true," she stammered, not sure of how to answer that in a non-offending way. Then again, Creed would probably take it as a compliment...

"OH! I see! Train isn't a girl either! And even though he's the wonderful, wonderful person he is, my cooking is still better!"

"Uh, yeah! That's it! Well, I'll, uh, be leaving now,"

"Where're you going? You don't want to help me? Nevermind, don't help me! I'm making this for Train myself! It'll be full of my loooovee fufufufuufufufu...What's that you're carrying? Chocolate...? YOU BETTER NOT BE GOING BEHIND MY BACK AND TRYING TO STEAL TRAIN FROM ME! ECHIDNA!"

"CALM DOWN, it's not for Train," she said exasperatedly, warping away.

"Well now, what should I make for my Train?" he twirled off into the kitchen.

Two hours, twenty-four minutes, and 34 seconds later, he had completed a minature Train Heartnet, down to the very last detail. A figurine of four different types of chocolate standing at thirteen inches, complete with Hades and a pose.

"Ah, Train! You look wonderful even when you're short and made of chocolate! I just want to eat you, and and KYAH!" he squealed, before stopping and feeling disgusted with himself for acting like that annoying bitch that followed Train around.

"Wait! Chocolate-Train needs a Chocolate-Creed too!" he decided. Yes, this would definitely put him above all of Train's other admirers!

Six hours and twelve minutes later, he stood in the middle of the kitched, sparkling with pride, beaming at his Chocolate-Train I (complete with Hades), Chocolate-Train with Creed I (side-by-side with Hades and Kotetsu), Chocolate-Train II (Sparkling and smiling), and Chocolate-Train with Creed II (with him in Train's arms).

He was absolutely, 100 percent positive that Train would just love him to death when he received it.

Until he remembered that he needed Echidna to warp him there, otherwise he'd never make it before Heart Day was over.

"ECHIDNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"