Tenketsu Breakout!
Old summary:
Naruto is assaulted by Neji after fooling around with Hinata. Now that his chances with Hinata are blown, He figures he'll go after someone else, but who? And it seems that Neji's attack didn't just block his tenketsu, they clogged up his pores! Will Naruto ever have a social life again?
New Summary:
Naruto is assaulted by Neji after fooling around with Hinata. Now that his chances with Hinata seem gone, he and others embark on various missions to gain their love's attention while causing as much madness as possible. Tentative pairings I've worked out so far: Naru/Hina, Tem/Shika, Gaa/Ino or Kank/Ino, Lee/Tenten/Neji. More to come and open for suggestions.
A/N: I hope you like the first chapter of my first story. I know it is short and I hate short chapters, but I'm not sure what the reaction to this will be and I don't want to commit myself to something people are going to hate (I'm not just writing because it makes ME happy, that would be selfish :) ). Please review and tell me if you want me to continue, I tried to contain myself with the Naru/Hina scenes and swearing, but If you want this bumped up to M or an M version I will gladly consider it. Also, please tell me if my humor goes over the line. I may not change it, but I'll listen and try to reply. Again, please review. I will not beg for them, but I do desperately need feedback. Flames are accepted, for after all, wasn't fire supposed to be mankind's greatest invention besides that round thingy everyone talks about? Lol, enjoy.
Note: Characters may be OOC.
Disclaimer: That figment of my imagination known as Naruto to you beings does not "belong" to me as the principle of ownership is irrelevant to the threads of false reality. If we insist on using common terms however, the genius Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto. However I doubt he could read this disclaimer which makes it pointless. Enjoy!
Bump! Soft thudding sounds could be heard up and down the vacant hallway. Inside a closet midway down its length, two teens were having quite the time. "Oh Naruto…" Hinata moaned as they broke for a moment's breath. "I love you so much Naruto, I always have." Naruto grunted softly at this and came forward to kiss her again, letting his hands drop down a bit from her waist. He wasn't quite sure if he loved Hinata or not, but this was making her happy and him very happy, so he saw no point in complicating things.
"Oh!" Hinata gasped as she felt where Naruto's hands had gone to, "N-naruto-kun! N-not so fast!" She didn't really want him to stop, but for shy, self-conscious Hinata just being completely alone with a boy was a new experience, and it slightly scared her. Although it WAS exhilarating to finally be intimate with her precious Naruto-kun.
Naruto moved his hands back up to her waist and instead started to rock into her, gently at first, then faster and a bit harder when he could tell Hinata was enjoying it.
"Naruto-kun…" Hinata whispered into his mouth.
All this activity inside the closet had started to make quite a bit of noise, and Hyuuga Neji who was laid up in his room and suffering from a severe migraine from overuse of his Byakugan, was painfully sensitive to noise at this time. "Ugh" he groaned. "What in the name of my sweet and adorable cousin is going on out there!" A/N: I decided to make Neji and Hiashi simply over-protective instead of just being assholes. Not that I'm a Neiji hater, it's just I didn't like him before I knew his back-story and after hearing it I respect him, but still am not a big fan. (I give credit to juliagulia1017 for this idea). He buried his head under the spandex-green blankets he'd received from Lee (Damn him and his "springtime of youth". Once I find the old sheets he stole I'm going to shove these stupid things up his-) but they seemed to have no effect on his agonizing ability to detect noise. He groaned again as he decided to get up and investigate. He threw on the lounging pants and shirt Tenten had given him for his birthday and briefly wondered why she had gotten him something so tight, it clung to every part of him almost as badly as Lee's gift, and Tenten insisted he wear it whenever she was around. Strange girl… he thought as he neared the door that seemed to be the source of his head pain. Maybe I should get her something so she'll stop bothering me. I know! How about one of that old Jiraiya's new "pleasure sticks" that he co-released with the new Icha Icha! It's supposed to make girls really happy, although I don't quite understand how… He cleared his head as he yanked the door open and saw something he never thought could possibly happen. Something so unexplainably wrong, he could hardly speak, yet he obviously did or else the next line would not exist. "Lee! What in the name of my sweet and adorable cousin are you doing in my closet with Kankurou's puppet!" Lee was shaking and seemed quite scared. "Neji-san my youthful friend! It is horrible, I saw Kankurou doing unyouthful things in his room with this puppet and was inspired by the springtime of youth to snatch away the unyouthful object so that Kankurou-san could redeem himself and reclaim his youth, but Kankurou-san saw me take it and vowed he would drink my blood by the light of the full moon! Now I am fleeing from him and Kakashi, and Shino, and Chouji, and Ino, and…. and…" at this point Lee collapsed into tears. "You must help me my youthful friend! I am a hunted being and I seek shelter with you from all those who would condemn my youth! Please!"
Lee looked desperate and as Neji looked around him he saw a pile of objects including bags of chips, an Icha Icha novel, a thick sketch pad and camera, and strangely enough, some very stylish lingerie. "Um… Ok Lee, I'll help you out later but can you either leave me alone or get out of my closet? My head aches and your whimpering and banging isn't making it better." Lee looked up from rocking back and forth in the fetal position to raise a thick eyebrow at Neji. "But my youthful friend, in my fright I have not moved, it is the closet down the hall which is producing those most strange noises." Neji was feeling much worse and very irritable due to Lee's peculiar dialect and this strange conversation they were having and so decided to quickly and decisively end the confusion.
"JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW YOU CRAZY YOUTHFUL BASTARD!"
Lee immediately ran out of the closet, taking his confiscated "unyouthful" items with him. Unbeknownst to Neji, he merely hid himself again in a closet around the corner.
Now, Neji thought as he approached the next door. What in The name of my sweet and adorable cousin is going on in these damned closets?
While this was happening Naruto and Hinata were getting along quite nicely. That is, Naruto was down to his boxers, and Hinata was likewise in underwear and growing ever bolder. In short, hands were going places, tongues were wrestling, and a certain girl was getting major OOC. A small look into their heads:
Naruto: Oh god I changed my mind, I LOVE you Hinata. The Ero-Sennin was right, it feels so unbelievably good to be this way with a girl. Right on Ero-Senin, I'll never doubt you again!
Hinata: I'm ready, I've waited so long for this moment and now we're together and alone. Naruto-kun, Let us make love for one whole month!
A/N: Caught you with a Eurotrip quote :P.
Just as it seemed that the two shinobi destined by fate and obsessed fans to become a couple were about to lose all control, the door swung open and an unexplainable silence permeated every corner of the world except Shikamaru's (far too troublesome)….
A/N: Thus ends my first chapter of first story. As I said before, if you review, changes can be made. Flame me, but try to tell me what you hate, not just exact details of where I can shove this story. Also, I may use quotes and such from other sources and stories, but I try to give them credit. If you find something unreferenced, please report it to me. So Long and thanks for all the Fish! (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
