Hi ppl! Like OMG I wuz rilly, rilly syked I got, lyke, SOOOOO many reveiws!I am SOOOOOOOOOO, like, happty n stuff, so heres my next chpater!LOLOLOL! Anyway, here is more off ur fav gal Chantal!

It was 1 year after Edmond and Chantal got mrried, and they had four children; two boys, who were totally handsome, a centaur, a faun, a mermaid and three girls who were rilly rilly pretty ( but not as pretty as Chantal!). Oh, and a unicorn!

Like I said the last time, Chantal was sooooooooooo beautiful, good-looking, goergeous, stunnning, attractive, striking, pretty, cute, appealing, swet, charming, fascinating, enchanting, beautifull, captivating, magnetic, alluring, tempting, exciteing, luring, appealing, enticing and entrancing!1111!

And, Edmud and Chantal were the High King and Queen of Narnia, cos Peter killed himself , and Susan and Lucy had been thrown into the dungeon cos they dared to think they were prettyier than Chantal (GASP!11!).

(The authoress can no longer continue this parody as she has become...ill. So I take it upon myself, All-Knowing Alien, to brave the rest of this...Mary-Sue parody. But, be forewarned, this will be the last chapter. There will be no more. Finish.)

And, liek, everday was a happeee day for every1, bcos they got 2 see Chantal's face everydya, n they were soooooo gladful, and they sand lotsa lotsa songs, and even teh whether was good cos the even the rain n snoe was scared of her beautifulness, and her good-lookingness, goergeousness, stunnningness, attractiveness, strikingness, prettyness, cuteness, appealingness, swetness, charmingness, fascinatingness, enchantingness, beautifullness, captivatingness, magneticness, alluringnessss, temptingnesses, exciteingness, luringness, appealingnesss, enticingnesss and entrancingness!111one1!

Btu one1 dayt, dis reeaaaallyy, ugly JEALUOS witch camem, and wiht her bewithced armey, attacked Narnia, lyk OMg.

And so Endmund told his mens 2 go2 war, and Chantal, becos sh'es so brave and courageous valiant heroic bold daring fearless plucky intrepid brave courageous bold unafraid daring valiant amnd all, led them all 2 war.

And het war wuz rilly short, becos when the enmies saw Chantal, they all becoame alright again. But then the EVIL WICTH (We HATE her!11!1) shot this, liky, killoing spel at Ednund, and Chantal saw, and she threw herslef in front of him, so he would, lyk, be saved, cos he's her one truew love, and stuf. The rest of the army saw dis, an kilwed the EVIL WICTH on the spot. (YAY! SHE;S LYK DEAD! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL!1ONE!1)

Edmod was lyk, VERY sad, and he helded her in his arms as she wsas dieing, and he told her how much he loved her.

"I…love…u…tooo…" she managed to say. Then she died. Tragilcallily. sadly disastrously unfortunately terribly dreadfully wretchedly and Ednumd cried and cried and cired.

And Chantal went 2 Heaven (cos, of cours, DUH!1!) n then she saw, lik, Petre, and he was like, sooo overjoyed to c her ther, and- (insert twelve page NC-17 scene, cause even I can't stomach it. Shudder.)

But thee thyme came4 Chantal to lyk, go back to Narnia, cos, like, ever1 waz suffereing widdout her, and she told Petere and he was like, "Don't go!" And she was all "I'll always remember you pter". And Pter wanted to kiwl himself, but, he was, lke, already dead. (LOL!11!)

And tehn Chantal woke up, and shw saw she was at a funeral snd when Admund saw her was awakeneded, he kissed her senselessness, and like, the whole of Narni a was like, soooooooo soooper happee, and there were rainbows and unicorns and white doves and roses and little puppy dogs and EVERYTHING!11! and then Aslan came and then he said,like, "Chantal, u r, like, so powerful, u can take over my job, and be ruler ove Narnai, cause your'e so pretty and smart and potwerful and stuf."

And so Chantal was crowned roler over Naniar, and she lived forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

And ever.

OMFG!11! I finlally like finished!11! Don't' you just LOVE Chantal! REVIEWWWW! And, remember, SHES NOT A MARYNSUWE!1111111!111! giggle giggle twitter twitter!11!

(A/N) This will be the one and last chapter of this nauseating parody. And that's what it is folks. A PARODY. Thanks to all who have reviewed and to all who haven't, I will sic Chantal on you if you haven't. :) And thanks to All-Knowing Alien2 for finishing this.

All-Knowing Alien2 : If I didn't who would?

Disclaimer: Don't own Narnia.