Midnight, part two
"Hello, and welcome to twoleg place! I'll be your host, Purdy!"
"Ah, no!" screamed the clan cats. We don't want to get lost!"
They ran around in twoleg place until they were hopelessly lost.
Then they sat down and licked themselves.
Purdy walked up to them and said, "Are you sure you don't want a guide?"
"Ah, no!" screamed the clan cats. We don't want to get lost!"
They ran around in twoleg place until they were hopelessly lost.
Then they sat down and licked themselves.
Purdy walked up to them and said, "Are you sure you don't want a guide?"
"Ah, no!" screamed the clan cats. We don't want to get lost!"
They ran around in twoleg place until they were hopelessly lost.
Then they sat down and licked themselves.
Purdy walked up to them and said, "Are you sure you don't want a guide?"
"Ah, no!" screamed the clan cats. We don't want to get lost!"
They ran around in twoleg place until they were hopelessly lost.
Then they sat down and licked themselves.
Purdy walked up to them and said, "Are you sure you don't want a guide?"
"Um… ok. Why wouldn't we?" asked Brambleclaw.
Purdy rolled his eyes.
They started walking around. Soon they were hopelessly lost. Then they got out of twoleg place, but it had been 500 years and it was too late. The end.
Then Squirrelpaw woke up.
"What a horrible dream!" she said.
"Hello! I'll be your guide, Purdy…"
Hello, and time for a completley off topic question by your host, me! Has anyone ever read a book called Montmorency? Just wondering!
