Moonrise

"Brook! I love you Brook! You rock Brook!"

"Shut up, Stormfur, you're embarrassing me!"

"I don't care I love- Oooooooooooooooooooooooh…"

"What now?"

"Random rock on the ground! I love you random rock on the ground! You rock random rock on the ground!"

Brooke spoke up, "I thought you loved me!"

"Not anymore! Now I love random rock on the ground! See, I drew a smiley face on her! Her name is Jennifer."

Squirrelpaw and Brook backed away slowly. Then Brook shouted "Run away from the crazy Stormfur! Run away from Jennifer!"

She and Squirrelpaw ran away and crashed into Stoneteller.

"What the heck is going on?" asked Stoneteller.

Squirrelpaw told him, "Stormfur fell in love with a random rock on the ground and now-"

Stormfur called from the other side of the cave, "not A random rock on the ground, MY random rock on the ground! And her name is Jennifer!"

Stoneteller suddenly looked really weird. "NO! COME BACK TO ME, JENNIFER! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!"

Squirrelpaw looked at Brook. "It's times like this when I wish the author never went on a coffee break."

Brook nodded knowingly, "I know what you mean- Marky! You're going out with Jennifer!" Squirrelpaw looked at Jennifer, who had crept over to another rock on the ground.

Brook rushed over to the other rock and scooped him up. "MYMARKYMINEMINEMINEMINEDONTTOUCHMYMARKY!"

Jennifer looked at them all and said, "Don't worry, I'm not going out with any of you! I'm going out with SHARPTOOTH!"

ASSORTED GASPS OF SURPRISE

Finally Stoneteller rushed over to Jennifer and Marky and chucked both of them off the mountain. Then he locked himself, Stormfur, and Brook in a mental facility.


Yeah! I wrote this at school! It is SO much more fun then what we're supposed to be doing!