The evil lake
Lake: Mwa ha ha! Time to go hypnotize cats!
Me: Yay! You go get 'em! I mean… brownies anyone?
Lake: Ooh! Me! Me! Me!
Me: No! No brownies for you!
Lake: oh…
"I'm telling you! The lake really did hypnotize them!"
"Sure, Brackenfur," said Cinderpelt, "I know you're my brother and all, but I might have to just say… YOU'RE GOING CRAZY! Besides, here comes Firestar, Brambleclaw, and Squirrelpaw. Do they look hypnotized to you?"
"Hel. Lo. Cin. Der. Pelt." Said Firestar. ("Hello Cinderpelt)
"See?" Cinderpelt said to her brother. "They're not hypnotized at all!"
Brambleclaw looked at the three cats standing near him.
Firestar was the least hypnotized. He stared straight ahead and talked in weird fragments.
Brambleclaw was moderately hypnotized. Along with staring and talking weird-ish, he walked without bending at the knees (A/N: Do cats have knees? I'm not sure if they do.).
But Squirrelpaw was the worst. Besides everything the others were doing, her tail was sticking straight up, and her fur was fluffed out. Her mouth was wide open, and she was drooling. Apart from this, she yelled out, "THE. LA. KE. IS. THE. MA. ST. ER. OF. ALL. LIV. ING.CRE. A. TU. RES. BOW. DO. WN. TO. THE. LA. KE." (The lake is the master of all living creatures bow down to the lake) Every 5.81034705275 seconds.
"No," Brackenfur mewed sarcastically, "They don't seem hypnotized at all."
Brambleclaw said something that was hard to distinguish. It sounded something like, "TO. PRO. VE. TH. AT. WE. ARE. NOT. HYP. NO. TYZ. ED. WE. WI. LL. TA. KE. YOU. TO. THE. LA. KE." (To prove that we are not hypnotized we will take you to the lake.)
"That sounds like a great idea!" mewed Cinderpelt, "In fact, why doesn't every single cat here go sit by the lake!"
"Ah! No! Get away from the lake!" shouted Brackenfur.
"It can't do anything to me!" said Cinderpelt.
---The next day---
"I. lo. Ve. The. La. Ke." Cried a very hypnotized Cinderpelt.
"Let. Us. Go. Cha. Se. Brack. En. Fur."
"o.k."
"AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhveryfreakycatskeepthemawayIamscaredoftheveryfreakycatsiwantmymommybuticanthaveherbecauseSHEISHYPNOTIZED!" (A/n: Bet you can't get that one!)
Then all the cats broke up laughing. "Ha ha, fooled you, Brackenfur!" they cried, "April fools!"
Then they all went to have a pool party in the lake.
Lake: oh, so I don't get to hypnotize them?
Me: Of course not, you stole my brownies!
Lake: No I didn't! Brackenfur did!
Me: Sure he did.
Brackenfur: (mouth full of brownies) Ididn'tdoit.
Me: I can't hear you; your mouth is full of brownies.
