Okay, so this story has nothing to do with the last, any of the chapter that I post under this title will all be Oneshots that I made from a list of ten random things that my friends suggested. So if you wanna suggest ten random things for me to write about, feel free to tell me and ill see if my tiny brain can think of anything.

Ten random things:

A wolf

Yin & Yang

A blue sweater

A Piece of paper with 'This pen is rrrrbbblue' written on it.

A random gay person

A Cornetto

A spider

A piece of chalk

'My and My Penis Enlarger, by Austin Powers'

A strand of flossing wire

Okay, and apparently number 9 was in Austin Powers, don't ask me, my friend said to use it.

What can my brain cook up today?

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"I have an announcement to make!" All the 00 Cyborgs lifted their heads to listen. "I'm gay!"

Puzzled looks came to the faces of all those listening.

"Who the hell are you?" 002 asked the man who was standing before them.

"I'm a random gay person who's only here because the author was too lazy to think of a good way to add me into this extremely dull and stupid story."

"Oh, okay then." The 00 Cyborgs went back to their business as the gay guy left the room.

…:…

"Lalalalalalala…" 003 sang, her feet swinging over the side of her bed.

She felt something on her arm and brushed it off without looking. Then, moments later, she felt something crawling on her face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed, her arms flailing wildly, trying to swipe the spider off her face, which she somehow hadn't noticed was there earlier.

"What is it?" 009 asked, bursting into the room. He saw 003 running about the room in a panic, a spider the size of a dinner plate latched onto her face.

Quickly he rushed over to her.

"003, relax." He said soothingly, resting a hand on her shoulder comfortingly.

"What's all this commotion?" 006 asked, walking into the room.

"SPIDER. ON. MY. FACE!" 003 yelled.

"Calm down 003, I know just how to handle this." 006 said calmly.

He proceeded to rummage through his back pocket.

"Ahah!" he exclaimed, pulling out a cornetto. His face fell. "No, that's not what I wanted." He stuffed the ice-cream into his mouth and began going through his pocket again.

This time he pulled out a pumpkin.

"Hmph." He mumbled. "Don't worry 003, I'll find it!"

He produced a rubber chicken. Then a spare tire. Then a cage of pigeons. Then a piece of string, which was in fact a strand of flossing wire. Then after pulling out everything one could think of, including the kitchen sink, he pulled out a large frying-pan.

His face split into a huge grin. "Got it!"

He lifted the pan, swung it around, and-

SPLAT!

The spider was no more. But of course, he had forgotten that 003's face was behind the huge spider, and he therefore not only killed the spider, but broke 003's nose as well.

"003!" 009 yelled as she fell to the floor from the blow.

A goofy grin spread across her face.

"My and My Penis enlarger…" She said groggily. "My penis is HUGE!" She said happily, as the bright red blood trickled from her nose.

"Oops." 006 said. "My bad."

009 looked crossly at 006. He lifted 003 up bridal style and carried her out of the room.

He carried her to the infirmary, where Dr. Gilmore fixed her nose. He finished his work and shook his head at her still dazed look.

"Poor girl." He murmured.

009 looked at her worriedly.

"Is she going to be okay?" he asked his voice full of concern.

"Yeah."

"Phew."

…:…

003 sat on her bed in the infirmary. She was scribbling of a few bits of spare paper. Her tongue was between her teeth in concentration. A pen was clutched in her hand, drawing a yin and yang.

009 walked in to see how she was.

"How you feeling?" he asked. Then he stopped dead in his tracks. The room was littered with small bits of paper, each with some kind of thing written or drawn on it.

He bent over and picked up one that was close to his foot and read it out loud.

"This pen is rrrrbbblue" He lifted his eyebrow. "Uhuh."

…:…

"I do believe in fairies!" 003 shouted. "I do! I do!"

"003, shhh!" 009 said to her, as if she were a small child.

She was still acting all dazed. 009 suspected that she had some serious brain damage. He looked over at Dr. Gilmore.

"Surely there's something you can do for her?" he asked.

"I'm sorry 009, but there really isn't." Dr. Gilmore said with a sigh. "And don't call me Shirley."

"Where's my chalk?" 003 suddenly demanded. "I NEED MY PRECIOUS CHALK!" She was running around the room, creating a huge mess, turning table's up-side down looking for her piece of chalk.

"Here it is 003!" 009 hurriedly said, handing her the piece of chalk.

"My Precious!" she whispered, stroking the chalk as if her life depended on it.

"Surely you cannot let her behave like this?" 009 asked.

"I'm sorry 009, but there is simply nothing I can do to help her." Dr. Gilmore said gravely. "And stop calling me Shirley."

Dr. Gilmore walked up to 003 and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"003, it's me, Dr. Gilmore." He said gently.

"Go away; I'm trying to sail to China!" She said harshly.

"I'm afraid that she's cracked." Dr. Gilmore announced dramatically.

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 009 screamed, falling to the floor on his knees. "Hey, look, a blue sweater!" He said, picking up a blue sweater from the floor.

All of a sudden, a huge grey wolf jumped through the window, sending shards of glass flying in all directions. He growled and jumped onto Dr. Gilmore, digging it's large, yellow, sharp teeth into him, splattering blood everywhere.

Dr. Gilmore screamed in pain. 009 rushed over, rolled up news paper in hand, and hit the wolf over the head.

"Bad wolf!" he scolded. "We do not break windows and kill Dr. Gilmore!" the wolf backed away from him, his tail between his legs and ears flat against his head.

"Damn wolves!" 009 muttered.

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Okay, so I know it is stupid, just like the last one. BUT STUPID IS WHAT MAKES LIFE FUN! YAY!

Another completed nonsense story! Yay for me!