People most likely don't even read these! Hehe. BUT my friends tell me to put them up, so I do. I should put disclaimers on these things, right? If im supposed to, then I keep forgetting, so bite me.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Cyborg 009 or anything Cyborg 009 related, I mean, like, I've only seen like two episodes!
List of random things to include:
A moose
A bat
A rat
A mat
A track
Bob (that's the nickname for my friend)
A hairy back
A rack
A train
A bra
I find this list extremely boring and lacking imagination, but I made a commitment to myself, so I will strive to do my best with what I was given. This could turn out to be a very short chapter.
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004 just stared blankly at the moose moving about the kitchen, quite at its ease.
"That's odd." He commented, walking back out of the room.
He walked into the lounge room, where most of the 00 Cyborgs were sitting.
"Did you know that there is a moose in the kitchen?" 004 asked them.
"Oh, the moose, he's a distant cousin of mine." 007 said.
"Okay."
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002 stepped out of the shower, onto the fluffy bathroom mat. He grabbed the closest towel from the rack and dried himself off.
Wrapping the towel around himself, he exited the bathroom and walked into his bedroom.
The rest of the 00 Cyborgs were downstairs, in the lounge room, when they heard a loud squeal coming from 002's room. They all jumped to their feet and ran to his room.
"002 what's wrong?" 004 asked, as he was the first to enter the room.
He had enough time to register that 002 was standing on his bed, with only a towel on, before he heard a soft squeak, and saw a small furry thing dash past his feet.
"RAT!" 002 screamed, getting as far away from it as he could.
"I'll get it, I am the leader here!" 009 said, taking a bat out of thin air and chasing the small, terrified rat.
BANG!
009 had just created a huge hole in the floor, missing the rat by millimeters, but he took no notice, he was already past the hole and chasing the innocent rat down the hallway.
CRASH!
The lamp fell to the floor, smashed to bits of useless broken glass.
009 was now officially getting pissed at the small animal, so in a blind rage, forgetting that he could accelerate and was far smarter than the tiny rat, pounced on the animal. There was a muffled squeak, and a yell of triumph.
"HA! THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM ME? THINK AGAIN!" 009 yelled, squeezing the poor creature in his hands.
Somewhere behind 009, a scream erupted. Jumping in fright, he let go of the rat, which scampered away to freedom.
"AAHHH!NOO!" 009 yelled angrily.
He turned to see who had screamed. Standing behind 003 was the freakiest thing he had ever seen. Its black/blue hair was over its face and you could only see one of it's blue eyes.
"Who the hell are you?" 009 asked it.
It brushed the hair out of its face and smiled.
"I'm Bob!" she said cheerfully. "Ha ha! I scared 003!" And with that she turned around and skipped out of the house.
"That scared the hell out of me!" 003 said.
009 was on his knees, searching for the mouse again. He opened the closest door and stepped through it.
You can imagine how surprised he was when he found himself in the middle of the desert. He looked around and saw that there were train tracks under his feet.
He heard a sound on his left; he turned his head to see a train headed straight for him. Not a moment too soon, he felt a hand grab the back of his shirt and pull him to the safety of the hallway.
"Okay, that was weird and unexpected." 009 said, rubbing the back of his head.
He decided to open a different door, which turned out to be a cupboard. He rummaged through the different objects, and then he saw a movement amongst the clothing. Slowly, he reached out to grab the rat. His hand shot down and wrapped around the smooth tail.
He pulled his hand out and lifted his prize in proud triumph.
"Well done 009, it seems you found your prize." 004 snickered.
009 looked at his hand and realized that what he had grabbed wasn't the rat's tail, but the strap of a bra. He went red, noticing that 003 had also turned red with embarrassment. She stalked up to 009, snatched the bra from his hand and-
SLAP!
"Ouch!"
"Watch what your doing next time!" she snapped, and then walked away.
"Damn rats!" 009 muttered darkly.
002 crept cautiously out of his room, still naked except for the towel still firmly wrapped around him.
"Is it dead?" he asked in a small voice.
Almost as if in answer, the rat scurried out of the cupboard and ran directly at 002.
002's scream of terror filled the air, and then he was running as if all hell had broken lose.
The remaining 00 Cyborgs in the hallway laughed as they watched him run.
"I didn't know 002 had such a hairy back!" 004 said as 002 disappeared from sight.
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That was so crappy. I found that one to be quite difficult. #sigh# Oh well, what can I do? My brain is getting smaller every day.
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