Disclaimer: I, QUEENPaul, ruler of the Egg People, do not own Cyborg 009 or anything Cyborg 009 related.
Story number four. Not that anyone really cares After all, these are all absolute crap.
List of random things to include:
A maroon coloured tree
An inflatable dartboard
A green coloured sky
A chocolate kettle
A pedal powered wheelchair
An ejector seat in a helicopter
A red banana
A purple road
The green sea
A fly screen window in a helicopter
An interesting array of random things if you ask me… hmm.
The beginning of this particular story takes place in the forest. Just a normal looking forest, somewhere close to the house thingy that the Cyborgs live in. Or it could be right next door…who knows?
Anyway, so the 00 Cyborgs are walking through this forest, searching, for BLACK GHOST! Yes, they were currently looking for him because he had stolen something VERY precious to them, something they all new they could not live without, the thing which their lives revolve around.
Their inflatable dartboard.
They had all been innocently sitting around the kitchen table when they heard a sound coming from the lounge room; naturally they had jumped up from their seats and went to investigate. To their horror, they had walked in on the most horrifying scene of their lives.
Black Ghost was standing in the middle of the room, their most prized possession tucked under his arm, an evil grin stretching across his mouth.
"It is mine now and you will never get it back!" Black Ghost said in his most evil-sounding voice.
Before any of them could react, he was in accelerating mode (btw, I don't know if black ghost can accelerate, but he does here) and already into the safety of the forest.
009 fell to the floor in despair and horror. He put his face in his hands.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled to the ceiling, his arms outstretched. "Why couldn't you let him take me instead? The dartboard was innocent!"
003 crouched down beside 009 and laid a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"Its okay 009, we'll get it back." She whispered to him.
But he could no longer take it, he was devastated, tears sprang to his eyes and he was overcome with heart-wrenching sobs. 003 embraced him tightly, letting him cry into her shoulder. It was simply too much to bear.
So here they all were, trudging through the deep, dark, scary, horrifying, dirty forest, searching for their enemy Black Ghost.
"What was that?" 003 suddenly gasped, peering into the trees (wait, isn't she psychic or something?).
"It's only the giant purple monkeys which feed of human flesh, just ignore them." 009 said absently. "We're cyborgs remember?"
But she continued to peer into the dense trees nervously, convinced that something was just out of her sight.
"OUCH!" hearing 004's anguished cry, she looked over at him. He was lying on the forest ground, clutching his ankle.
"What is it 004?" 002 asked.
"I sprained my ankle." He answered.
"Here, I've got just the thing." 006 said, pulling a wheelchair out of no-where. "It's my new invention. A pedal powered wheelchair, go on give it a go."
004 somehow managed to struggle into the pedal powered wheelchair. With all his might he began to pedal with his one good foot, gaining more and more momentum, though he didn't even move a centimeter.
"Go on ahead without me, I will catch up." He said, sweat already beading on his forehead, and watched as they all shrugged their shoulders and continued on their way, 003 sparing one last look at him as she walked away, seeing him continue to pedal though it was obviously all in vain as he still hadn't moved at all.
"I think we are lost 009." 002 said calmly, looking at a maroon coloured tree, the one they had passed approximately 14,367,980,871 times.
"Nonsense, I know precisely where we are!" 009 said confidently, glancing at the sky, which was now a green coloured sky, with purple clouds obscuring the blue sun from view.
"And where exactly is that 009?" 007 asked 009 mockingly.
"Here." 009 answered simply.
"Here?" 007 repeated quizzically.
"Yup!"
"And where is 'Here'?"
"Well I just told you where it was now didn't I? It's Here." 009 said looking at 007 oddly, as if 007 had suddenly lost his mind. "Where else would we be? We are not There, we are Here."
"I think he has taken the loss of the dartboard rather worse than we thought." 003 said, feeling 009's forehead with the back of her hand.
SUDDENLY the sound of splashing could be heard from just beyond the trees.
"What was that?" 003 asked fearfully.
"Let's go find out." 009 said, jumping into the trees and crashing across to the other side.
When the others caught up with him, they found him hiding behind a large tree, one of his hands held before him as if it were a gun. He signaled for them to hide.
"It's Him." He whispered, quickly glancing at the figure currently swimming in the pink-coloured ocean. "He's swimming in the Green Sea."
"Green Sea? Why is it called that it's pink!" 002 asked.
"Never mind that, we have to retrieve the Precious!" 009 hissed.
He rolled from out of his hiding spot commando-style, rolling across the sand. He continued to do this right up to the shoreline where the water met the sand, where he jumped to his feet and pointed his gun/hand at Black Ghost, while the rest of the 00 Cyborgs just walked, slowly catching up with 009.
"Hand over the Dartboard or I'll shoot!" he demanded, his voice rising and his eyes bulging like the madman he was.
"What dartboard?" Black Ghost played innocent.
"That one in your hands." 009 said pointing to the inflatable dartboard in Black Ghosts hands; he was playing with it in the water.
"Oh!" Black Ghost exclaimed, as if he had just realized he had been holding the stolen article.
The rest of the 00 Cyborgs came up behind 009 and looked daggers at Black Ghost. 003 walked up to him, into the water, and slapped him, he eyes flashing with anger.
"You are nothing but a big bully!" she hissed, and snatched the inflatable dartboard from his hands.
004 was still pedaling the pedal powered wheelchair, still in the exact spot as where the other Cyborgs had left him.
The sound of a helicopter reached the ears of the Cyborgs. All looked up to see who it was.
In the cockpit of the helicopter was 001. He was flying it.
A ladder dropped from the helicopter and the Cyborgs all climbed it one by one until they were all inside.
"Bye Black Ghost!" 009 called out from the air.
009 climbed inside and 003 closed the fly screen window after him.
"Thank you for saving us 001." 002 said cheerfully.
The baby just smiled and pulled out a large remote with a big red button that said 'EJECT' in big yellow letters. He nodded, his smile growing into a large grin.
"NO!" 002 yelled shaking his head furiously.
But 001 only nodded faster and his little pudgy finger got closer…closer…closer to the button and then…
…He pressed it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 002 screamed as he was ejected into the air.
Everyone watched as he was lost into the distance, just a spec in the sky, his screams fading along with him. Then 007 turned to 001.
"Let's go shall we?" he asked airily.
The baby nodded and flew the helicopter away, leaving behind the forest, and everyone was much more cheerful as they flew off towards the house, with their precious inflatable dartboard.
"That was a quick flight." 009 commented as he jumped out of the recently landed helicopter. He looked in the direction they had come from and could still see Black Ghost standing on the shore of the Green Sea, staring at his empty hands. A cry could be heard faintly, which was no doubt from Black Ghost.
"I'll get you 00 Cyborgs! You may have been lucky this time and foiled my evil plan and disappeared, but I will get you one day!"
"No you won't!" 009 yelled back.
"Yes I will!"
"No you bloody well won't!"
"You will never stop Black Ghost!"
"Yes I will!"
"Will not!"
"Will too!"
"Will not!"
"Will not!"
"Will too!"
"Shut up!"
"NO!"
003 rolled her eyes and turned her back on 009, who was still yelling at Black Ghost, who was still yelling back in his distant voice. She looked down at her feet, admiring her new shoes. She really liked her new shoes.
They were pink.
She sighed happily, gazing at her shoes, when something caught her attention.
"How long has the road been purple?" she asked no-one in particular.
"Dunno." 006 said absently, rummaging around his back pocket again. "Where is it? I had it a moment ago! Ah! Here it is!" he held up something in his hand. "Anyone for tea?" he asked with a smile on his goofy-looking face. "I got my chocolate kettle!"
002 walked into view.
"Oh, hi 002!" 007 greeted him cheerfully, as if he had not been ejected from a helicopter into the air and disappeared to God knows where. "Have a nice time?"
002 just huffed and walked past him, into the house.
"So that's a no for tea?" 006 said disappointedly.
"I could do with a banana myself." 003 said pulling a red banana from nowhere. "It's my favorite vegetable!"
"I know what you mean." 007 agreed, he turned around, 009 still having his screaming match with Black Ghost. He scratched the back of his head. "You know, it may just be me, but I get the feeling that we are forgetting something."
004 sat exhausted in his wheelchair. He hadn't given up. He was intent upon getting back the inflatable dartboard. He was just tired is all.
With a determined look he began pedaling again, his sprained foot hanging loosely over the chair.
"I'll get there." He said between clenched teeth, looking at how far he had gone, at least three millimeters
I'm sorry for taking sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very very long to update this I apologize most sincerely, but I just got caught up in things and then I forgot and then I didn't feel like it, you know how it is.
So seeing as it is my birthday I decided to post this as a hobbit-style gift for all those who take time out of their lives to read this bunch of nonsense.
I think that this is not as funny as it could be, but I did the best I could and I apologize once again if it does not meet your expectations.
But please, leave a review, give me a list of ten random things, flame me for my lack of funniness, I'm happy with any kind of response.
