The Rubber Duckie Song
AN: Yay, Lexie updated. This is a cool chapter :-D Jacey and I had lots of laughs writing it. Loads of fun. Please read and review!
Zack pulled the Range Rover to a stop, in the under ground garage of one of the buildings in Terminal City.
Getting through the gates had been easier than he'd though it'd be. All he'd had to do, was show a Level One Clearance Pass, and drive on in. Of course, once they realized that there was no Governor Jenkins, who'd 'authorized' the pass, the guards on duty, would not be happy men. . . but until then, they were in, and they were safe.
As soon, as they'd checked out the area surrounding the car, Jondy and Syl had leapt out, to go in search of their sister.
Zack rolled his eyes, and called out to them, 'Guys, wait up! We should all head over, to wherever this operations being run from, together."
Jondy pouted, 'Aw come on Zacky!' she exclaimed, 'We can look after our selves.'
Zack glared playfully at her. 'No. Jay, just give us a few minutes, and we'll go in together, okay?'
Jondy frowned, 'FINE.'
Syl looked around. The place looked okay, for somewhere that had been abandoned in the occurrence of a toxic spill. The rioting crowds were kinda intimidating... it was different to what she'd been expecting.
Jondy smiled at Syl, 'Sylly, you okay?' she asked
"Yeah... its a bit overwhelming, huh?" Syl replied, tucking her hair behind her ears. "In San Francisco, the transgenic phobia isn't like this at all. I wasn't expecting it to be this... angry."
Jondy smiled, 'Yeah... I mean, I'd seen it on TV, but nothing like it is out there.' she shuddered. 'Ugh. OK, let's get this show on the road.' she said, glancing at Zack, who was leading Krit, Zane and Brin over to them. She eyed Brin and Zane, and nudged Syl, 'Do they look...'cosier' together, or is it just me?'
"They look cosy. Disgustingly cosy," Syl said, making a face. "Romance is gross." She glared at Krit and turned to Jondy. "Revolting, they are."
Jondy pouted, 'Awwww don't say that! You'll make me second guess my decision to be with that doufus.' she said, jerking her thumb over her shoulder at Zack, who frowned at them, and kissed Jondy on the neck.
"Please don't Zack," Syl said. "It's gross on so many levels."
"Come on, Syl," Brin said, her arm around Zane's waist. "It's sweet."
Zane grinned and started kissing Brin's neck, the way that Zack had been doing to Jondy. He looked up and winked at Syl, 'Yeah Syl, it's sweet!' he said in a high pitched tone.
Brin turned around, glaring. "Are you mocking me?" she asked in a threatening tone.
Zane gulped, 'Um, of course not, sweetness, of love of my life... darling, sweetie pie, sugar?'
Brin smiled angelically. "Good."
Krit grinned. "You are so whipped, man."
Jondy grinned, 'Yeah. Zaney's whipped!'
Zack groaned, 'What is with you tacking a 'y' on the end of everyone's name?'
Jondy shrugged, 'Dunno Zacky.'
"Add 'y' to my name again and I'll hurt you; no one will take me seriously," Syl threatened.
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey! I have to have a 'y' on the end of my name ALL the time. The least you can do is deal with it occasionally, right Kritty?'
"Yes Jondy," Krit said dutifully, his eyes fixed on Syl. "Hey, is Max around?"
Jondy shrugged, 'Guess we should go find her huh?' she said, trying to hide the excitement she felt, at the prospect of seeing her sister for the first time since the escape... but she failed to hide the fact that she was bouncing up and down.
Zack rolled his eyes, 'Jon, calm down!'
She pouted, 'Easy for you to say Zack! YOU see her all the time!' she said poking him in the chest. 'Ohhhh, you have wicked abs!'
"Come on," Brin said, a grin on her face. "I haven't seen her since the attack on Manticore!"
Jondy made a face, 'But you've seen her since '09, right?' she gasped, 'You ALL have!'
"Zane hasn't," Syl said lazily. "And we really didn't get a chance to catch up before she got shot."
Jondy looked thoughtful, 'Good point.' she grinned, 'This is SO gonna rock!' she turned to Syl, 'Hey Syla, you bring your magic green vodka mix?'
Syl grinned. "Yeah. I've got more liquor with me than you've probably seen your entire life."
Jondy grinned, 'Wicked!'
"Lets find Maxie, then," Krit spoke up.
Zack nodded, 'It'd be wise, if we don't want these two to pull out the alcohol right here and now...'
"A good strong drink," Syl said, shooting dark looks at Krit. "Sounds good to me."
Jondy nodded, 'Totally... although,' she said thoughtfully, 'A good strong drink USUALLY sounds good to me...'
"Lets find Maxie and you two can have a strong-drink-mixing competition," Brin said, leaning against Zane, deliriously happy
Jondy's eyes lit up, 'Fun!' she announced, grabbing hold of Zack's hand and pulling him in a direction she thought suitable. 'This way.' she said.
Zack rolled his eyes, and shrugged, 'Guess we're going this way...' he said to the others.
"Knowing Jondy's sense of direction, we'll be lead straight to a rioting crowd," Krit muttered.
Jondy glared at him over her shoulder and yelled, 'I heard that!'
Syl saw Max in the Main Hall, talking to that 494 dude. Max looked so much like Krit, it was hard not to be mad at her too...
Jondy's eyes lit up, and she ran shrieking in Max's direction.
'Maxie!' she yelled
Max straightened up, flipping her long dark hair over her shoulder, to see a girl she had no idea who was.
Jondy stopped. 'You have NO idea who I am do you Maxie?'
"Not the foggiest," Max nodded. "Though obviously you're from Manticore if you're here."
Jondy snorted, 'Not the foggiest, Who ya been hangin' with Maxa?'
"Who are you?" Max asked incuriously
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Good God girl, you don't remember your favourite sister?' she said, sighing, cause it was getting bloody irritating that her sister didn't remember who she was... and if she didn't remember who she was soon, Jondy was leaving, damn it.
Max's face was totally blank for a few seconds. "Jondy," she said slowly, a grin spreading over her face. "My sistah." Max said, reaching to hug Jondy.
Jondy grinned and hugged her sister back, 'Took ya long enough Maxie!'
"I'm getting old," Max joked. "How long has it been since I last saw you?"
Jondy shrugged - a habit she was picking up from Zack, and sighed, 'Dunno... since the escape... what, 13 years?'
"Way too long,' Max said, looking at her sister. "Did you come alone, or what?"
Jondy grinned, 'Not exactly. I have followers...' she paused and grinned, 'I love the way that sounds... 'I have followers'... makes me sound all religious-y like a cult leader or something...'
"It's creepy," Krit interrupted, tugging Jondy's hair. "Didn't Ben do the cult thing when he was a kid?"
Jondy shrugged, 'Musta, since he went all...' she stopped, looking at the person who was now standing behind Max. 'Whoa. Flash back... ' she stuck her hand out. '494, right? I'm Jondy.'
Alec grinned at her, 'Pleasure to meet you...' he paused, 'Mam.'
Jondy rolled her eyes. 'Eyes off the chest 494. I have a boyfriend... I believe you may have met him at some point...' she paused and waved Zack over. 'Zack, meet 494.'
Alec interrupted her here 'Alec.'
Jondy grinned, 'Sorry, shoulda asked. Zack, meet Alec. He was looking at my...' she waved a hand over her chest.'
Zack glared at Alec, and then put a possessive arm around Jondy. He leaned in and kissed Max on the cheek. 'Nice to see you again Maxie.'
Max hugged Zack. "Good to see you too, Zack. And you.. and Jondy... wasn't expecting that." Max turned to Krit. "Good to see you, Krit."
"You too, Maxie."
A voice came from behind Max, 'Hey what about me!'
"Zane? Oh my god, how long has it been, big brother," Max said, hugging her brother tightly. "You're so tall!"
Zane laughed, 'It happens Maxie. How are you?' he questioned
"Yeah, I can't complain. I'm alive, which is a start," she shrugged, eyes turning to her two sisters who were quietly talking. "Syl," Max said and looked at the other figure. "B-Brin... you're alive."
"Yeah. I'm out, and relatively unharmed," Brin smiled, leaning into Zane.
Max stared. "And you two... and so, someone is going to tell me Syl and Krit are together as well?"
"Unlikely," Syl said, giving Krit another Look of Death.
Jondy shuddered, 'Icy!' she announced. 'Who wants a drink?'
"Me," Syl said quickly, noticing Alec. "Alec, was it? Hi. I'm Syl."
Alec smiled at her, and stuck out his hand, 'Hi, um, I'm Alec...' he frowned. 'Obviously...and uh, I'm with Max.' he said.
Syl frowned. "Damnit." She turned around. "Jondy, Alec's not gay but he's with Maxie. Do I still get to through myself off the Space Needle?"
Jondy snorted, 'Nup. The deal was that if he was GAY you could jump. Otherwise, you're only left with the wheelie bin option.'
Alec frowned, 'HEY! I'm not gay!'
"We know," Syl sighed. "That's the problem. And I'm not taking the wheelie bin option, Jon."
Alec frowned again, and looked at Max, 'How is me not being gay a problem?'
" I have no idea, and I'm really not sure I want to know," Max said, watching her sisters pull out various bottles of alcohol. She turned to Zack. "What was that about?"
Zack sighed, 'Long story, but short version is Krit and Syl were involved, Syl told Krit that she didn't feel the same way as him. Krit retaliated by sleeping with random and various hookers and sluts. Syl's upset, because she really does love him, and to top it off, on the way here, they stopped, had sex, and Krit called out his ex girl friends name... and as for the gay part, well Jondy promised Syl that she could jump off the Space Needle is Alec was gay, cause he was her last resort...'
Max nodded slowly. "Huh. Okay. Remind me not to ask anymore questions."
Jondy looked up from the bottle of vodka that she was mixing with jelly and tequila and nodded, 'Probably a good idea...' she paused and looked down a the tray of shot glasses, 'Hey you guys have a fridge to set these in, right?'
Max winced. "No, not yet. But on the bright side, we got the showers set up two days ago."
Jondy pouted, 'Well how am I supposed to set the Jello Shots?'
Krit took one. "Just drink them now."
Jondy grinned 'Ohhhhh, good idea!' She picked up a shot in each hand and in turn, threw them back. 'Cheers' she said.
Brin took a tentative sip of hers. "Huh. That's not bad."
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Duh! I'm like the Queen of Liquor Land!'
Syl held her empty shot glass. "Ahh, my close personal friend, alcohol. Those really are good, Jon."
Jondy grinned, 'Good.' she announced, as she threw back 5 more in succession. '
'Want one?' she asked Max.
Max took one, looking at it and taking a small sip. "'Its nice, Jondy."
Jondy grinned, 'Sí, sé. ¡Syl, tiene otro! '
Zack grinned, 'She jumps into Spanish when she starts drinking. It's quite amusing sometimes...'
"Si si," Syl grinned, knocking back five more. "We so should have a pyjama party, Jon. I mean, all us girls are together."
Jondy grinned, 'Totally my sistah!' she slurred slightly. 'Maxie, tonight?'
Max nodded. "Sure. Brinny?"
Brin eyed Syl and Jondy and their speedy drinking. "Yes. I think it might be amusing."
Jondy grinned, 'Brin. Have another...' she frowned looking at her glass, 'What's in these again?'
"Alcohol," Syl said, her voice slightly slurred. "Tis all good."
Jondy grinned, 'It's all good, all the time!'
Max looked from her two drunk sisters to the sober members of her family. "Will either of them do something they'll regret?"
Zack shrugged, 'You never know with Jondy...'
Krit looked at his feet. "You better keep Syl away from guys tonight. She tends to get over friendly when she's plastered."
Jondy grinned, 'Well Kritty, We'll sen' her to you!' she said, waving her glass around.
Syl punched Jondy on the arm. "As if. He can get stuffed; calling me Candy in the middle of the freeaking wilder-wilderness."
Jondy frowned, 'Owwie! Don't hit Syl! Didn't you get taught anything when you were young!'
"I was taught that there was no bird. . . and that you hit your enemy - and if you were suggest... suggest.. telling me to have sex with Krit, then you're the enemy person," Syl retorted, closing her eyes
Jondy stuck her tongue out at Syl, 'Well bite me Sly! 'Cause I KNOW that you're in luvvvvvv with Kritty!'
"Annnd I know you and Zackie and Jace had a threesome when you were in Mezzico."
Krit, Brin and Max all stared at Zack. "You did WHAT?" Krit asked.
Zack gulped, 'Ummmmmmmmmmm, so, how bout those Lakers huh?' he said, shuffling his feet.
"Ooops," Syl mumbled, rubbing her eyes.
Jondy shrugged, 'Eh who cares!' she said, throwing back another shot. 'Here ya go Syl!' she said, handing Syl another drink.
"Danke, my sister," Syl leant against Jondy's shoulder. "Did I ever tell you bout the Seattle thingy with Krittens?"
Jondy shrugged, 'Dunno...which time?'
"The time before Krit and Maxie and Zackie and I made the Manticore labby-place go bang," Syl replied.
Jondy shook her head, 'Nupya din't tell me bout that tiiiime.'
"We were in Portland and I-I to-ally jumped Kritty's bones," Syl said drowsily. "And there was chocolate sauce and whipped cream stuff..."
Jondy sighed, 'Ohhhhhhhhhh Whippy Creamy Stuff!' she turned slightly and looked at Zack, who was standing with the others, watching in amusement, 'Hey Zacky! Can we try whippy creamy stuff?' Zack shrugged and Jondy sighed, 'Eh, who needs him!' she announced. 'Wast the whippy creamy stuffy stuff fun Sylly?'
"Best fun ev-er," Syl replied. "And you need a Polaroid cam-era."
Jondy grinned 'Ohhhhhhhh FUN!' she laughed, and grabbed the bottle of tequila, and skulled half of what was left in one go, and passed it to Syl.
Syl took the bottle, taking a few mouthfuls. "What did you do with Zackie, Jon-dy?"
Jondy grinned, as she found the Vodka bottle, 'Well,' she said, as she struggled to pull the top off, 'Which time?'
"An-y time," Syl said
Jondy nodded, 'Well, there wast the time in ummmmm, Madried, when we used whip cream an d cherries and put them on ... '
Zane cut her off. 'Oh god, I BEG you not to finish that sentence!'
"As do I," Max said. "That whole conversation was ... ugly. Can someone help me take them outside for some fresh air?"
Zack nodded, 'I'll take Jondy.' he reached to help her up, but Jondy got to her feet, only stumbling once, and slurred, 'I canth walk by my self! I'm a transge... and transgenth. I'm a super person!' she announced, and stumbled towards the door, still clutching the vodka bottle to her side.
Max helped Syl to her feet. "Come on Syl, you're very drunk," Max said, pulling Syl's hair from her face. "You and Jondy... I'm grossed out and amused at the same time."
"Uh huh," Syl said, her eyes wide. "So, Maxie, didja ever do it with a Polaroid camera?"
"Um" Max said. "Alec! Some help!"
Alec grinned at Maxie from the sideline, 'Awww come on Maxie. Syl wants us to do it with a Polaroid Camera!'
Syl nodded. "Uh huh. Or like Jon-dy and Zackie and Jace-y, you could have, like a camera and three people doing stuff to each other."
Alec's eyes widened, 'And I think we've had enough of this conversation.' he took Syl by the arm and practically dragged her towards the door, 'Come on, Syl, time for some fresh air.'
Jondy, who was leaning against the door, slugging back Vodka, while Zack unsuccessfully tried to get the bottle off her, yelled. "Y'know, freth air doesnth help. It's a mythh...'
"Sex works," Syl announced. "Ya have sex and you wake up and you aren't drunk-like anymore. "
Jondy grinned, 'Hey Zacky, wanna try thath out!' she said, and then turned to Krit. 'Kritty!' she announced, putting an arm around him, 'You go wif Sylly1'
Syl looked up at Krit, wrapping her arms around him. "I'm sowwy I was such a bitch about having sex with you..." she said, kissing him.
Krit had no protests about what Syl was doing with her mouth (or her hands) but pushed her away. "You'll hate me if I let you go any further Syl. I mean, you'll hate me even more than you already do. You stay outside with Alec and Zack and Jondy, and you'll feel better, okay?"
Jondy gasped, and glared at Krit, 'You're EVIL! Everyone stay away from Evil Krit.'
"Jondy, I'm not evil. Zack's not going to have sex with you, when you're drunk, are you Zack?" Krit looked at Zack.
Zack shrugged, 'Probably...' he stopped at the looks people were giving him, 'What? She can be very forceful!'
"Zack, you're CO and you're at least a head taller than she is!" Krit argued. "You can take her; specially if she's intoxicated."
Zack shook his head, 'Krit, you haven't seen her once she gets an idea in her head... I mean, you saw me try to get that bottle away form her!'
Krit glared. "If I can't take advantage of Syl, you can't sleep with Jondy."
Zack frowned, 'But I'm dating Jondy!'
"And you can take 'vantage of me Krit," Syl mumbled into his jacket. "Its real easy."
Krit looked at Zack. "So?"
Zack sighed, 'Fine... Jondy, lets go get you into the shower, and then into bed, okay?'
Jondy nodded, 'Yups, yups!'
Krit turned back to Syl. "We better get you a shower as well," he said, his arm around her.
"I lurve you, Krit," Syl said breathlessly. "You gonna take vantage of me? I got a Polaroid in my bag…"
"I think we'd better make sure that's a cold shower," Krit muttered. "Look, Syl, if you still feel the same way in the sobering light of day, come and find me, okay?" She looked up at him, a vacant smile on her face. "Brin, some help!"
Brin, laughing to herself, walked over to where Syl was wrapped around Krit. "Come on Syl," she said. "Maxie, is there anywhere these two can crash?"
Max nodded. "Yeah. There's a building down to the left, where there is a few abandoned apartments. Alec will show you; I need to call Logan."
Meanwhile, Zack was wrestling Jondy for the Vodka bottle. 'Come on Jon! Give it to me!'
Jondy stopped, and smirked at him, 'Oh I'll give it to you baby!'
Zack grunted and rolled his eyes, 'Come on Jay, you don't want this to be a re-make of the UCLA Grad Ball, do you?'
Jondy paused, and grinned 'That was………' she stopped, and frowned. 'What happened?'
Zack smirked, 'Remember how, they told you that it was important for a person to be
properly presented with their Graduate Certificate….'
Jondy frowned, 'Ugh.'
Zack continued, 'And how every med student dreams of that day….'
'Agh.'
Zack snorted, 'And how there'd be flowers…'
Jondy made a face, 'Oh Lord….'
'And music…..'
Jondy gasped, 'Please….'
'And cake…..' Zack said.
Jondy paused, and smiled, 'Oh yeah, the cake was actually pretty good…'
Zack rolled his eyes, 'Come on, gimmie the bottle.'
Jondy glared at him ,'Nuh uh! You fink you can distra… distraa… you fink you can….. NO!' she yelled, running in the opposite direction.
Zack sighed, 'Here we go again….
Brin gripped Syl's arms to keep Syl from completely losing her balance. "I don't wanna have a shower," Syl whined.
"You have to," Brin said. "You'll shower and you'll sober up; hopefully."
Syl shook her head. "Only if Krit does it with me," she insisted, looking her sister directly in the eyes. "I love him."
"We know, Syl," Brin said, grinning at a very red Krit.
Jondy staggered over to them, with Zack chasing after her, 'Sylly!' she announced, throwing her arms around her sister.
"Jon-dy! Brinny's making me have a shower without my Krit," Syl said tearfully.
Jondy gasped, 'No!' she turned to Brin, 'Brinny! That's noth fairy!' she paused and considered what she'd said, 'Ohhhhhh Fairys! I always wanthed to be a fairy! I have a tattoooo of a fairy on my..…"
Zack grimiced, and cut her off, 'Jon, I'm sure that no one wants to know where the fairy is...'
"I wanna get a tattoooo," Syl said. "A flutterby..."
Jondy smiled, 'Yeah! I wanna flutterby too!' she frowned, 'That sounds funny!' and she started spinning in circles, yelling, 'Flutterby! Flutterby!'
"Okay, Zack, they need a cold shower," Brin said, shaking her head. "The vodka in that bottle is almost gone... and what Grad ball were you talking about?"
Zack glanced at Jondy, before answering Brin's question. 'Jondy decided that, never mind the fact that Manticore could've been watching her, she'd do her own thing. So she finished high school in record time, and graduated from Med School and dragged me along to the Graduation Ball...'
"And she got drunk?" Brin asked. "Alec, point us in the direction of some bathrooms."
Zack grabbed Jondy's arm, as she started spinning again, 'Yeah. She had a little TOO much fun.'
"B-Brin," Krit called. Not that he sounded particularly worried or upset. Syl had her arms wrapped around his neck and was kissing him passionately. "She is so going to hate me tomorrow."
"In a big way," Brin agreed, trying to get control over her sister.
Jondy started jumping up and down, clapping her hands and yelling, 'Go Sylly! Go Sylly!'
Brin realised that Syl's hands were doing things that ... Brin didn't want to think about. "I'm sorry, Syl," Brin sighed and delivered a sharp blow to the back of Syl's head, successfully knocking Syl out.
Zane, who was watching from the sidelines, frowned, 'Ouch!'
Krit looked sulkily at Brin. "I was enjoying that."
"I'm sure you were," Brin said wryly. "Pick her up, while I settle Jondy down."
Over near Zack, who'd given up, Jondy was dancing, and singing into her now empty Vodka bottle, 'Cause I'm wiiith youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...'
"Jondy," Brin said. As Jondy span around to face Brin, Brin punched her in the head, hoping to knock her out.
Jondy staggered backwards, and glared at Brin, 'Owie Owie Owie!' she yelled, running over to Zack, clutching her head in pain. 'Zacky! She... she.. SHE PUNCHED ME!' she said, bursting into tears.
Brin looked at Zack and shrugged. "You obviously were just going to wait until she jumped you. I take a different approach. Now, either I knock her out, or you knock her out."
Zack sighed, 'Look, I'll just go stick her in the shower, kay?'
Brin nodded. "Take Syl with you and let her sleep it off. Man, how much alcohol did Syl bring?"
Zack laughed, 'Brin, that was like a tenth of SYL's supply. Jondy has double of what Syl had...'
"We better work out how to restrict their alcohol intake a day or they'll just... explode," Brin said
Zack nodded, 'How bout, once we get them in the showers...' he looked at Syl, 'Or in a bed to sober up, we take half their alcohol... they might not notice.' he said sceptically, looking at Jondy, who was now sitting on the ground, playing with ants.
"Definately," Brin said. "They'll both bruise after the whack I gave them. They are going to be so mad tomorrow."
Zack winced, 'Hey, as long as they know it was all you, and not me...'
"If I'm going down, you're coming with me," Brin smiled sweetly
Zack glared at her, 'That's not fair!'
"Zack, think about it. When has life ever been fair?"
Zack frowned, 'Good point... but you're still taking all the blame for the bruises.'
Brin rolled her eyes. "Well then, you can protect Krit from Syl."
Zack shrugged, 'Eh, Krit doesn't need protecting... In fact he probably earned brownie points today, not taking advantage of her.'
Brin shrugged. "True. Come on, we better take these two off to sober up."
Zack nodded, 'Yeah.' he picked Jondy up, who squealed, and yelled, 'Piggy back! Piggy back!'
Syl shifted in Krit's arms. "I wanna piggy back," she mumbled, still half unconscious
"Back to sleep, Syl," Brin patted her sister's head.
Jondy frowned, 'Sylly no play?'
"Sylly," Brin began, and rolled her eyes, "Syl's sleeping now, Jondy. Dont you want to sleep?
Jondy pouted ,'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wanna PLAY!'
Brin glared at Jondy. "I'll make you 'sleep'," Brin threatened. "Zack, what do you usually do when she's this... plastered?"
Zack shrugged, 'Either drink with her, or ignore her, cause that way, she starts making up imaginary friends and plays with them...'
Jondy grinned, 'Therrrpy's fun!'
Then Brin paused. "What do you two do when you're both this drunk?"
Zack winked, 'You DO not want to know.'
Brin winced. "Okay. Well... agh, I don't know."
Zack grinned, and put Jondy down. 'Hey Zane, a little help here?' Zane wandered over, and helped Zack lift Jondy onto his back.
Jondy grinned, and kicked Zack in the side, 'Go Horsie Go!'
"Oh my god," Max said, her mouth opening at the sight of Jondy and Zack. "Where was that camera that Syl mentioned? This would be perfect bribery material - or for their wedding."
Zane grinned, 'Already thought of that.' he said waving the camera in Max's direction. 'catch Maxie.'
Max grinned, and held the camera up to where Jondy and her 'horsie' Zack were pacing in the doorway. "Smile, Zackie," Max held the camera up, quickly snapping two shots.
Zack turned and glared at her, 'I will SO get you back for that!' he said. And Jondy grinned and waved, 'More piccys Maxie!'
Max began laughing. "Oh, Zackie, but your girlfriend wants more - for the photo album."
Zack smirked, 'If you take one more photo... I'll... I'll.…"
"You'll what, Zack?" Max smiled angelically. "Jondy, Zack does a brilliant rendition of 'Rubber Ducky'."
Jondy's eyes lit up! 'Rubber Buckies!' she squealed, 'Zacky! Sing me the song!'
Max was crying she was laughing so hard. "Syl will hate herself for missing this."
Jondy was still bouncing on Zack's back, while Zack was glaring at Max. But soon, Jondy's begging and pouting got too much, and he started singing, ' Oh Rubber Ducky, you're the one... you make bath time so much...' Here, Jondy frowned at him,a nd vut him off, 'Zacky! You forgot the talkin' part first!' she said, pouting. Zack sighed, 'Well here I am in my tubby again. And my tubbies all filled with water and nice fluffy suds...'
Max could hardly breathe, she was laughing so hard. Big macho Zack singing 'Rubber Ducky.'
Krit was laughing at Zack's inpromptu preformance as well, when Syl came too, her arms around his neck, head resting on his shoulder. It would've been a great moment, except...
"You've gotta sing too, Krit," Syl said in a loud voice.
"Noo I don't, this is Zack's solo," Krit said quickly.
"Yes you do," Syl insisted.
"No... Zack would be mad if I sang with him," Krit said, eyes wide with fear.
Zack paused just after 'Rubber Ducky I'm awfullY fond of you...row row row the boat...Rubber Ducky you're my very best friend it's true, oh every day when I make my way to the tubby...' and glared at Krit, 'Oh, I wouldn't object.'
"Jondy, you wouldn't let Zack kill me, would you?" Krit smiled at his sister.
Jondy frowned as if she was deeply considering soemthing, adn hten grinned at Krit, 'If you don't sing withf him... Sylly, make Kritty sing!'
"Yes Kritty," Syl said, nuzzling his neck. "Sing wiff Zackie."
Krit gave his sober siblings a terrified look. "Um, okay..." And he took a deeps breath.
"Rubber ducky, you're..."Then he paused. "How the hell does this song go?"
Krit sighed and joined in. "Rubber Ducky, joy of joys, when i squeeze you, you make noise. rubber ducky, you're my very best friend it's true! oh everyday, when i make my way to the tubby, i find a little fella, who's cute and yella' and chubby...ruba dub dubby." His traitorous siblings were absolutely hysterical, and Max had the bloody Polaroid, but Syl was gazing at him in utter adoration.
ZAne was practically on the floor, laughing his ass off, when Jondy gazed at him, and smiled sweetly. His eyes bulged and he shook his head, 'Oh no. No!' Jondy grinned, 'Make Zaney sing too Brinny!'
"And Alec!" Syl said, grinning at Alec, who had gone pale in fear. "Sing!"
Alec shook his head, 'No way!'
Syl whimpered. "Kritty, make Alec sing. For me." she smiled angelically.
Krit looked at Alec. "Sing or I'll disembowel you. You too Zane."
Alec looked terrified, and quickyl started singing, 'Rubber Ducky... you make bath time so much fun... I don't know the words!'
Jondy paused in her clapping, and looked at him, and smiled, 'We can make them sing a new song!' she announced to Syl 'I wanna hear teh Sesme' Street song!'
"Yeah!" Syl grinned. "Kritty used to watch Sesame Street cause he likes Grover! Sing that, Krit!"
Zack growled under his breath, and then sighed and looked at Krit, 'You start.'
Krit sighed, wondering if this was all worth it. Would Syl even remember what was happening come soberity? He sighed. "Sunny Day, sweeping the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street. Come and play, everything's A-OK..." He sang, completely off key.
Jodny frowned, 'Zacky sing now too!' Zack glared at her momentarily, but stopped when she pouted, 'Fiiine.' he growled, 'Friendly neighbours, that we will meet, can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street. It's a magic carpet ride, every door will open wide, to happy people like you, happy people like, what a beautiful, sunny days, sweeping the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet, can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street...'
Zack stopped, and glared at Max, Brin and Alec and Zane (who'd stopped singing) who were all on the floor, laughing at him and Krit. He sighed, and spoke over his shoulder to Jondy, 'Come on Jay, time for a shower now.' and before she could complain, he said, 'And Syl and Krit can come too, and we'll sing a song.' Jondy grinned, and sighed, 'New song.' she announced, ' I wanna hear Catpin Plan It!' Syl smiled,a nd nodded,
'Yups Yups Yups! Catpin Plan It ROCKS MY SOCKS!' she announced, 'Kritty sing!' Krit sighed and looked at Zack, and as they walked out, leaving the others still laughing, on the florr, the beginning words were heard coming from Zack's mouth, 'By your power's combined, I AM Captin Planet!' and then Krit joined in, 'Captain Planet, he's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on the planet side...'
AN: So, how was that? Let us know but clicking the funky button!
