You Make My Heart Go BOOM
'Whoa!' Jondy said, swaying as she stood up, 'Tis fun, frinking after explooooodling things.' she grinned at Zack, 'Doesn't is rock my.. my... what are those thinks on my feet?' she asked Zack, staring confused at her feet.
Zack grinned and tried not to laugh, 'Socks Jon.'
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah, doesn't it taken it rock my sockses that we're trans… transgeth, damn it. I love bething a super person!' she announced grinning at everyone.
Zane nodded, 'We know Jon.' He grinned at everyone and put an arm around Brin, 'Thank god we finally got that attack out of the way!'
Zack nodded, 'Yeah, and thank god the 'dupes' are leaving tomorrow.'
Syl nodded. "They were creepy. Seeing myself being dead was NOT fun," she shuddered. "Jon, maybe its time to stop you drinking... " she looked at Jondy. "Or maybe I should drink more..."
Jondy nodded, 'You should drink more.' she looked thoughtful and then started laughing, 'I'm practicing for St. Patr…. Patricks Day!' she said, laughing.
Syl laughed, wrapping her arms around Krit's neck, as he began to kiss her neck. "There's a plan for you Jon. How much has she drank, Zack?"
Zack shrugged, 'God knows. I didn't even realize she was drinking until I saw an empty vodka bottle fall of the couch.' he laughed and took a swallow from his beer bottle, 'Slow down, kay Jon?' he asked.
Jondy nodded, 'Kay kays Zackie.' She suddenly sat up, from where she was lounging against Zack, and exclaimed, 'I wonder what I'm doing right now!'
"Drinking excessively?" Syl said, pulling away from Krit just a bit. "Aiming to have your stomach pumped in the soonest possible time?"
Jondy frowned, 'Nooooo, not me! The other me!'
"Your clone?" Krit asked, pulling away from Syl. "Getting laid? Getting drunk?"
Jondy pouted, 'Don't be mean!'
"I'm deadly serious!" Krit said. "Getting laid sounds like a plan to me, at this exact moment!"
Zack rolled his eyes, 'Do you think about anything except getting laid?' he asked.
"Yeah - Syl," Krit grinned.
Jondy frowned, 'Isn't that in the same cateogr... catep... group?'
"Sorta," Krit shrugged. "Sex is fun. Syl is nice."
"How much have you had to drink?" Syl asked, eyeing her boyfriend.
Jondy grinned, 'Nots much as me!' she handed her half full Tequila bottle to Syl, 'Drink Sylly, drink!'
Syl took the bottle, taking a mouthful. " So, what are we going to do about Main Hall?" Syl asked. "It's... gone... as in, not here anymore..."
Jondy nodded, 'It all falls down."
"What Jondy said," Syl agreed, drinking more tequila. "What are we going to do? Relocate to the Bahamas?"
Jondy grinned, 'I likes the Bananas.'
"You girls in Bikinis... that sounds like a plan, huh, Zack?" Krit grinned evilly
Zack rolled his eyes, and nodded, 'Sure why not?'
"So, we're moving to the Bahamas?" Brin asked, trying to remain balanced on her crutches, with a glass of bourban in one hand, and she was just a bit tipsy.
Zane shurgged, 'God knows... If Jondy got her hands on a plane, it could happen.' he grabbed Brin's glass off her just before she dropped it. 'Brinny, sit down.' he said, pulling her onto his lap on the couch.'
"A plane?" Max appeared at Zack's side. "Why do we need a plane?"
'Bananas.' Jondy stated, slurring slightly.
"Yes, Jon, bananas," Max patted her sister's shoulder. "Why are we involving mass transit systems in this conversation? It's not you I don't trust, its the alcohol."
Zack shrugged, 'They wanna go live in the Bahamas.'
"Why the Bahamas? Why not Hawaii? Or Florida with Disney World?" Max asked.
Jondy grinned, 'Disney World!' she said , jumping up and down. 'I wanna ride the peacups'
Krit shuddered. "Those people dressed up as freaky nomilies give me the creeps. You aren't making me go to Disney World."
Zane rolled his eys, 'Mickey Mouse isn't a nomalie, Krit.'
"Like hell he isn't," Krit said. "He's creepy and ... how can it not be a nomalie? It's a giant velour mouse!"
Jondy smiled, 'Missy Mouse's my boyfriend.'
Syl's eyes widened and she looked at Zack. "WHy do I really not want to know why she just called you that?"
"Role playing, huh, Zack?" Krit smirked. "With mouse ears and tail?"
Zack went red, and glared at Jondy, 'Thank's Jon.' he muttered. Jondy grinned brightly, 'No problemo Mr. Froggy Jello!'
"Eww," Max winced. "Oversharing Jon. So, when are we leaving for the ... holiday you've apparently planned?"
Zane frowned, 'We're going on a holiday?'
"According to Jondy, Zack and Krit we are," Max shrugged. "And I've never been to the beach."
Zack shrugged, 'Why not?' he asked himself, 'Someone find out how to get there, and we can go.'
Syl dropped the tequila bottle, slightly more drunk then she was when the conversation start. "I can get an air-o... air-o... oreoplane... ohh, mile high club," she began giggling. "Whats the Froggy Jello thingie, Jondy?"
Jodny grinned, 'I'm part of the mile high club Sylly, I can show you how...' she frowned and giggled, 'Ohhhhhhh DIRTY!'
Syl grinned. "Very dirty... 'sok though. You call Zackie Mr Froggy Jello andI call Krit Captain Happy Pants," Syl began giggling again.. "We're super people!"
Jondy started jumping up and down again, 'Super People!' she yelled, 'I can fllllllllllllly!'
"Lets go to the High Place and fly off it," Syl said, grabbing Jondy's arms. "We can fly to the Nomalie Mouse place!"
Zack's eyes bulged,a s he saw Syla nd Jodny take off in the direction of the Space Needle. 'Ummmmmmm. Guys?' he said to them. 'Maybe we could dot hat later?' Jondy nodded, 'Kay kays.' and sat down again
."But I wanna fly now!" Syl whined, tugging her arm free of Zack's grasp.
Zack grabbed her arm, 'Do you want to go to the beach Syl?' he asked gentlky.
"Yeah... but I wanna fly more," Syl said sulkily.
Zack groaned, 'But you wanna swim at the bech,r ight?'
"Yeah," Syl said, reaching for a bottle of beer.
Zack nodded, 'Well, if you jump off hte high place, you'll hurt your legs, and you won't be able to swim.'
"But you said that if I jumped off the High Place, I'd be good again after two weeks," Syl said stubbornly. "You said that before we can to ... here. I wanna fly."
Zack rolled his eyes, 'Slly, if you jump off hte high place, you won't be able to go on holiday, or swim, or sunbath...' he paused and glanced at Krit, 'Or join the mile high club with Krit.'
Syl looked from Zack to Krit and back to Zack. "No mile high?" she asked uncertainly.
Zack nodded, 'No mile high.' he confirmed.
Jondy frowned, 'Sylly... you haveta joing the club with me...' she puted and then giggled, 'Ohhhh DIRTY!'
Syl looked bewildered. "I dun wanna join the club with Jondy, Zack. I wanna do it with Krit. And I wanna fly!"
Zack groaned, 'Syl.' he said, 'If you try to fly, you will fall. If you fall, you won't be joining the mile high club with ANYONE!'
"Ever?" Syl asked in a small voice.
Zack nodded, 'Ever.'
Syl began to cry, wrapping her arms around Krit's waist. "I just wanna fly AND have sex in a tiny bathroom," she said, her voice muffled by Krit's coat.
Jondy grinned, 'Sly, you can fly while you have sex in the tiny bathreoom!' she annouced, obviosuly proud of the conclusion she'd come to. She looked at Zacka nd pouted, 'I wanna flya nd have sex too!'
Zack laughed, 'On teh plance, kay Jon?' Jondy nodded, 'Kay kay.'
"Wonderful," Max laughed. "So, who actually gets to have sex in the bathroom, and who gets to have sex in the cockpit?"
Jondy giggled, 'Cockpit. Dirty!'
"Fine, Jondy. Who gets to have sex in the pilot's room?" Max offered. "Brin and Zane? Me and Alec? Jondy and Zack? Syl and Krit?"
Jondy stood upa nd waved her arm int eh air, 'ME ME ME ME ME!' she yelled.
"Me!" Brin said, becoming as drunk as Syl and Jondy. "We! Us!"
Zack frowned, 'As in you, Jondy and Syl?' he asked Brin. Zane rolled his eyes, 'Dude! Just cause you and Jon are into threesomes, doesn't mean that the rest of us are!'
"Jondy kissed Brinny once," Syl said, trying to look innocent.
Jondy frowned, 'So?'
"I just felt like sharing," Syl said defensively.
Jondy nodded, 'Me too.' she looked thoughtful, and paused, before saying, 'Syl had sex with three of her college professors.'
"That was a secret!" Syl stamped her foot. Pause. "Did I go to college?"
Jondy nodded, 'Yuh huh. Remember that hot professor? He was good in bed... opps.'
Krit's eyes widened. "Tell me that you and Jondy didn't have a threesome with your college professor, Syl. Please. Please tell me I didn't miss out on a four some, please," he said, to his very red girlfriend.
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Krit! Ewwww! I don't wanna leep wth youuuuuuuuu...' she apused, 'You wanna aleep with our college professor?'
Syl blinked. "Krit's gay?"
Jodny nodded, 'Think so... Sorry Sylly.'
"So's Zack," Syl said defensively, leaning against Krit. "Zackie is gay!"
Zack frowned, 'Am not!' Jondy grinned and hugged Zack, 'Zackies gay!' she announced, loudly.
"We've got gay boyfriends," Syl said cheerfully. "Yay for gay!"
Jondy nodded and started bouncing again, 'Gay gay gay gay gay!'
Syl began bouncing as well. "Yay for gay! Yay for gay!" And then she stopped. "Jon-y... htis is gay as in happy right?"
Jondy shrugged, 'Kay.'
"You're both happy gay boyfriends," Max smirked at Zack and Krit. "Dontcha feel the love?"
"I'm driving.""Why!" Girl, you drive like Dawn Summers on a sugar high, now give me the damn keys!" says:
Zack grunted.
"We've all be thinking you were gay for years, Zack," Krit chimed in. "Happy-gay, of course."
Zack rolled his eys, 'Yeah.' he said taking a swig out of Jondy's tequils bottle
Krit and Max exchanged looks. "Zack agreed with us," Krit siad in an awed tone.
"That;s it, no more adult beverages," Max said, grabbing the bottle of tequila.
'Hey!' Zack exclaimed. He sighed, and took the vodka bottle off Syl. 'I wasn't expectign you then..' he said, glaring at Max, 'But I'm guarding this bottle with my life.'
Syl looked up. "So if Lydecker burst in here with lotsa zappy-things, you'd proetct the vodka rather than protect Jondy?
Zak looked thoughtful, and then nodded, 'Well yeah... Deck's been kinda helpful lately. I doubt that if he burst in, he'd be here to hurt us...' he trailed off, looking over Max's shoulder, 'Do you get premonitions?' he asked Max.
"Nooo... why?" Max asked, eyeing the tequila bottle.
"I was being hypo-... hypo... what if WHITE burst in... Jondy or the vodka?" Syl asked
Zack shrugged, 'Cause Deck's standing behind you.' he said to Max. He turned to Syl, 'Hon, we kiled White... remember?'
"WHAT?" Max leapt in the air with shock, to see Lydecker standing behind her looking guilty. "You son of a ..."
"Its the Evil Dude," Syl announced, stumbling over to Krit. "Can we make him fly off the Space Needle?"
Jodny grinned, 'Fllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly.' she said, giggling. She stumbled over to Lydecker and fluttered her eyelashes, 'Wanna joint he club with me?' she asked.
"GOD, lets not go there," Max said. "Jon, you want to join the club with Zack. No Syl, not Lydecker, not me or Alec or Brin or Zane or Logan or Joshua... or even Jace. Just Zack. Syl, your powers of observation are astounding - yes, this is Evil Dude formerly known as Lydecker. Now what the hell do you want, Lydecker?" Max snapped at the older man, grabbing him by his jacket lapels.
Donald Lydecker was standing, with a rather amused expression on his face. 'Huh.' he said, sounding really, quite impressed. 'We developed you guys with a rather high alcohol tolerance... Hwo many bottles of straight spirits did it take her to get like that?' he asked, gesturing to Jondy.
"I lost count at nine," Krit said, holding Syl upright. "I think Jondy must had a superior alcohol tolerance to everyone else... it's fun tto watch. Why are you here again?"
Lydecker, nodded and stood for a while, as if considering what Krit had said. 'Impressive.'he said to Jondy. He turned to Krit, 'Well, I'm here to ask you all a favour...' he shuffled his feet, 'Actually thsi is quite embarassing...' he paused and frowned, 'Have none of notied my english accent?'
"Nope, we didn't," Brin said. "We repress everything about you after one second. Now unless the favour involves guns, and target practice involving you... well, we probably won't care."
Lydeecker sighed. 'Oh.' he stated, looking really quite put out.
"Spit it out," Krit said. "We might find it funny. I could do with a laugh."
Lydecker sighed, 'Well, I'd rather you didn't find amusement in my life... but as you asked so politely, I was actaulyl comign tor equest your presence at my wedding...'
Syl and Jondy froze from sneaking more bottles of spirits. "Wedding?" Syl squeaked. "Oooh, Jon, maybe Lydecker isn't happy-gay but gay-gay!"
Lydecker frowned, 'I'm getting married, why would I be gay?'
"You never said it was to a girl," Syl said.
Lydecker refrained from rolling his eyes, and laughed, 'I'm marrying a WOMAN, called Jessica.'
"Jondy used that name once in that place... named after the musical..." Syl said, looking confused. "Oklahoma!"
Lydecker frowned, 'Chicago?'
Jondy looked at hin weirdly, 'What does that have to do with it?'
'I thought we were playing a word association game...' Lydecker said, trailing off.
"Word association?" Krit gave Lydecker a funny look. "Why would we be...? So, does this Jessica know about us?"
Donald smiled, 'She knows everything about my life...' he sighed and glanced at Brin, who looked like she was a vampire about to pounce,a dn carried on, 'Well... You know I think of you all as my children, and I'd really lke you to be apart of my wedding...' he started to look quite excited, 'Jessica's been looking forward to meeting you all for a long time. She's designed bridesmaid dresses for Jondy, Syl, Max, Brin and Jace... and I was hoping that Zack and Krit would be my best mean, and Alec and Zane, would give Jessica away...' he sighed and shook his head sadly, 'Jessica's parents died 10 years ago.'
"There are so many things wrong with what you just said," Syl announced. "No way in hell am I wearing a dress!"
Lydecker looked crushed at that, 'Oh... Jessica will be so disapointed...' he sighed. 'I suppose we sould use the sheep instead.' he frowned. 'Perhaps if I use a little mascara and just a touch of gloss, Jessica won't notice.' he grinned. 'Yes. I must get onto it straight away!' and with that he turned, 'Cherrio!'
"Can someone please explain what just happened?" Max asked, watching Lydecker leave. "I think I missed something..."
Jondy giggled, 'Let's fly.'
"Yeah!" Syl grinned, heading towards the door.
Jodny grinned, 'Cool!'
Krit grabbed both girls. "Maybe it's time you and Zack practice joining the mile high club, Jon. Syl, maybe you should lay off the strong drinks..."
Jondy frowned, 'But we aren't miles high...'
"Go and practice on the roof, then," Brin suggested.
Jondy shook her head, 'Nuh uh... I won't do it unless we're a mile higgggggggggh!' she sung.
"Do it on the High Place," Syl said. "That's lotsa miles high! Then you can FLY!"
'Ohhhhhh flying!' Jondy said grinning, 'Lets go fly Sylly.'
"Flying!" Syl echoed, trailing after Jondy.
'My god.' Zane stated, 'Do they have one track minds?'
"Pretty much," Brin said. "I've got a bet that they'll lose interest by the door way. That, or pass out."
Jonfy heard this,a nd spuna raound, 'Will not!' she announced, and then spotted a feather boa, that Lydecker had dropped, that was still lying ont he ground. 'Ohhhhhhhhhhh PRETTY!' she said, running to pick it up, 'Let's be ballerinas Sylly!'
"Ballerinas wear dresses and I hate dresses," Syl made a face.
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Jondy nodded, 'We could be special ballerinas...'
"But ALL ballerinas wear dresses. Dresses are stupid," Syl said, hands on her hips.
Jondy glared at her, 'Fine!'
"Fine!" Syl glared b ack.
'Be that way!' Jondy said, pouting.
"Takes on to know one!" Syl retorted sulkily.
Jondy glared at her, 'You suck!'
"You suck too!" Syl retorted, sticking her tongue out at Jondy.
Jondy glared at her, 'You suck more!'
"You do!"
