RED ALERT
By Mackenise Jackson
Pairings: Jack/Sam, Daniel/Janet
Spoilers: Seasons One to Season Eight but nothing specific.
Summary: The sky is clear and the Stargate inactive, so what could send the SGC into Red Alert.
An: Ok this a future fic, O'Neill and Carter are married so are Daniel and Janet. Both couples have various numbers of children. Enjoy. Please R&R.
Chapter One
"RED ALERT, RED ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RED ALERT. EVERYONE TO THEIR POSTIONS. THIS NOT A DRILL."
Lt Emily Williamson paused as the announcement came over the PA system, but she was the only one. Everyone else on the base panicked. Emily had only been at the SGC for two days and she had no idea what the red alert was for or why it was sending everyone into a panic. Grabbing a passing airman she asked, "Airman, what's going on?"
Looking at her in disbelief, Airman Jones replied.
"You don't know? It's a red alert, the O'Neill and Jackson children are on their way." And with that he ran off.
Emily wandered the halls of the SGC, trying to stay out of the way to all the hurried activity; she didn't understand how a bunch of children could cause such chaos.
"Lt, Isn't there something you should be doing" Barked General Hammond, in her wandering she had made her way to the control room.
Jumping at the sound of the General's Voice, she turned and saluted.
"Sorry Sir, I just transferred here and I don't really understand what's going on"
Hammond paused, while he sized up the Lt.
"Come with me Lt…."
"Emily Williamson, Sir"
"Lt Williamson, I'll explain"
And with that Hammond lead the way to his office.
"Take a seat Lt"
After Emily had sat down, Hammond continued
"I take you know about SG-1 and Dr Frasier"
"Yes Sir, of course. They spend years saving the Earth and other various worlds from the Gou'ld. Before the Colonel resigned and he and Major Carter married, and not long after that Dr Jackson and Dr Frasier got married"
"Yeah well the problems didn't start until they started having children. For safety reasons it was decided that at least once a year the children would have a check up to make sure their parents being expose to various radiation, chemicals, and staff blasts haven't had a effect on them. All was fine of the first few years, but when the O'Neill twins Grace and Abigail, and Hunter Jackson were three, they managed to slip away from their parents and totally cause havoc within the base"
Lt Williamson stared at her CO.
"How Sir?"
"How?" repeated Hammond
"Well they had just been cleared by the doctor, when the three members of SG-1 got called to the control room, Dr Frasier got one her nurses the watch the three years olds, while she finished with the newest members of both families, Thomas O'Neill and Kyle Jackson. During this time the wonder team some how managed to get away from Nurse Connor, and then the trouble started…."
Flash back
Abigail and Hunter were sitting in the doctor's office playing with the various toys the doctor now kept in her office, while Grace was explaining to Nurse Connor, why she and Abigail were twins, when she was interrupted by another nurse.
"Just a minute, Gracie while I have a quick word with Nurse Marshall" and with that Connor stepped out of the office to listen to the problem Marshall was having with a patient.
Nurse Connor was taking ages and Gracie was getting bored, slipping off her chair Gracie gestured for her sister and Hunter to follow her and being really quiet they managed to get past both nurses and the rest of the infirmary staff, once in the hall they turn to each other and Hunter asked.
"Ice ream?"
"No Pie" retorted Gracie
" Shh" whispered Abigail, "They will hear us and we won't get pie or ice ream, we need to go to the commissy"
" That's not how you say it Abby"
"Yes it is"
"Nooo"
"Yesss"
"Na
ah"
"Yeah ah"
"Na..."
"Gracie, Abby Stop it" Hunter demanded stamping his foot "I want ice ream"
Both girls looked at him before saying.
"Shh, the grow ups will heard"
Hunter stared at the twins before turning around and setting off for the commissary.
The three of them made it to the lifts before they met anyone. As they wait for the doors to open they heard footsteps heading towards them.
"Fast hide, they take us back and we won't get pie" Gracie whispered
"And ice ream" added Hunter
"And Jell-O" Abby added
"Hide" repeated Gracie.
And with that all three back tracked, and hid until two airmen had pasted.
"That was clwse" whispered Hunter stepping back in to the hall with the twins.
"Let's go, I'm hungry" replied both twins.
Reaching the lifts this time they realized they had a problem, they were all to short to reach the buttons for the doors.
After thinking for a second, "Abby get down on your hands and knees and I'll stand on your back" (they're smart for three year olds, remember who their parents are) Gracie ordered.
"Why
me, you get down and I'll stand on your back" retorted
Abby
"Because it is my idea"
"Doesn't matter"
"Yes it does"
"No it does"
"Gracie and Abby, stop it, we need to be quick" Hunter demanded once again.
"Gracie isn't standing on my back" pouted Abby
"And Abby isn't standing on mine" Gracie informed Hunter, sticking her tongue out at her sister.
"Stand on my back, I'm a boy, and boys are stronger then girls" Hunter offered, knelling down.
Gracie lightly jumped onto his back and pressed the down button.
"Gracie you pressed the wrong button we need to go up"
"No we need to go down"
"Up"
"Down"
"Up"
"Gracie, Abby stop it, the doors are open plus Gracie you're getting heavy"
Getting down Gracie stuck her tongue out at hunter while he stood up and then they both followed Abby into the lift.
There was another fight over which floor the commissary was on, but finally the three of them made it to where they wanted.
Slipping into the commissary they headed towards the dessert cabinet.
"We can't reach" moaned Hunter
"Well Gracie isn't standing on my back" piped up Abby immediately.
"I wasn't going to suggest it Abby" Gracie replied absently staring at the cabinet.
"We could pull a chair across" suggested Hunter and with that the three 'angels' pulled a chair across making a lot of noise in the progress.
"What are you three up to?" asked Sgt James, making Grace, Abigail and Hunter all jump.
"Nothing" answers all three in illusion.
Bobbing down to three year olds level. Sgt James looked them all in the eye in turn.
"Let me get this straight, you three are in the commissary…."
"Told you, it wasn't commissy" interrupted Grace
"Fine you win" answered a rejected Abigail
Louise James smiled as both girls turned back to look at her. Although they were identical, one had the biggest smile on her face and the other had the biggest frown. And then there was Hunter in the middle trying to look innocent.
"You three are in the commissary, by yourself with a chair by the dessert cabinet. But you're not doing anything"
Three nodding heads answered her.
Giving a bit of a chuckle she moved the chair and said.
"Sit down and tell me what you want"
There was a race for seats, and then orders went flying.
"Pie please"
"Green Jell-O please"
"Ice ream please"
Louise smiled and started handing out the requested dishes. Once all three were happily eating their desserts.
"Ok, you three, finish eating and then I'll take you back to your parents; I just have to do a couple of things in the kitchen Ok"
"Ok" replied all three, more interested in their sweets.
A couple of minutes had passed when Hunter felt something hit his head, it was green Jell-O. Looking up at Abby he frowned until she said.
"Food fight!"
"Yeah" and then Hunter flicked a spoonful of ice cream back at Abby.
Slowly not to draw attention to herself Gracie quietly move her chair back to the dessert cabinet, and crawling up onto the chair she opened the dessert cabinet and started flinging all the Jell-o she could get her hands on.
In the meantime, Nurse Connor had discovered Hunter, Abigail and Grace were missing, Dr Frasier and SG-1 had been alerted and the search was on.
Soon the commissary was covered in Jell-O and pie and the causes of it were much better.
"We are going to be in so much trouble" whispered Gracie as she saw the mess they had made.
"Quick lets go before Lou finds out"
And with that the three of them tip toe out of the commissary. Leaving
Jellied footprints in their wake.
"Where should we go?"
"Let's find Uncle Danny's office" suggested Gracie
"Daddy said his office is on the 27th floor"
An: Ok I know nothing to interesting happened this chapter, but please review and I'll have the next chapter up tomorrow. Thanks.
