Chapter 2
"Red Alert"
DeathCaller: Hello, all! And thank you for your reviews! I apologize about how wild I was last time. sits in her chair and looks casual Our guest today, is Red Alert.
Red Alert: walks in as an applause sounds Um, why did you name yourself that?
DeathCaller: looks like she's going to cry Because of bad critics...But I did have good ones, too.
Red Alert: Awww, it's all right. What did the bad one's say?
DeathCaller: gives him a deadly glare Aren't I supposed to be asking the questions?
Red Alert: OO R...Right...um...Go on then.
DeathCaller: So tell me, Red, mind if I call you Red?
Red Alert: Actually-
DeathCaller: Good! So tell, me, what's your biggest dream?
Red Alert: My biggest dream? Hmmm...That's tough...thinks I would say, that my biggest dream is to be a doctor.
DeathCaller: () But aren't you already a medic?
Red Alert: You mean I wasn't just looking inside the guys for pleasure?
DeathCaller: O.O What did you say?
Red Alert: XD I am so dead.
DeathCaller: leans forward and randomly takes out a can of Diet Mountain Dew and takes a sip You mean to tell me that you're gay and like to look at guy Transformers'...things?
Red Alert: gestures for her to lower her voice No so loud!
DeathCaller: O.o takes another sip of her D.M.D. and is now crouching in her chair Please tell me more!
Red Alert: () As long as you keep it down.
DeathCaller: whispers Right. gives him a thumbs up
Red Alert: Okay, so I like to look at guy Transformers'...uh...things.
DeathCaller: nods frantically and takes another sip Ever seen a Decepticon?
Red Alert: blushes Back on Cybertron, I did...
DeathCaller: Oo You serious?! He actually let you?! And Transformers can blush?!
Red Alert: Yes, we can blush. whispers And no, he was out cold and we were all alone. Now shoosh.
DeathCaller: Right...Go on.
Red Alert: So anyway-
DeathCaller: is Hotshot sexy on the inside?!
Red Alert: OO gets an evil idea and grins To die for.
DeathCaller: Oh yes...I always knew he was hot...
Red Alert: waves her off, being silly Oh, you know it, girl.
DeathCaller: Whooooaaaa, now. If there's gonna be any gay talk, that's Thrust's job.
Red Alert: Uh, rude much! rolls eyes and crosses her legs You are so, wrong.
DeathCaller: Who are you calling wrong?! You're gay! No offense to the gay people out there. I have a friend who's like that. He's pretty cool, too.
Red Alert: You know, with that rough attitude of your's, you sure are a prep.
DeathCaller: A...what? eye starts to twitch
Red Alert: You are so a prep!
DeathCaller: OO -- sits up straight and positions herself back to a normal sit in her chair
Dead (oh, excuse me! ) Red Alert: watches her curiously
DeathCaller: sets down her can of D.M.D. and looks to Red Alert calmly as she takes a deep breath Red...You disappoint me..
Red Alert: is confused
DeathCaller: I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this...takes a cell phone from her pocket and dials a number
Red Alert: Who are you calling?
DeathCaller: Optimus? Hey! Guess what Red told me just now? He said he's not a medic. He just likes gay porn. And that's why he's working for you.
Red Alert: OO face drops, and he looks like he could have taken a crap
DeathCaller: You might wanna bring the boys over...All right...See ya soon. Bye bye. hangs up and puts the cell phone back in her pocket
Red Alert: Um...OO() Is it time to go? looks at his wrist that doesn't even have a watch Oh, look at the time. I have to...uh...Go get my hair cut! Yeah!
DeathCaller: randomly takes out her bazooka and cocks it, giving Red a deadly glare that could kill Now for my turn, to keep you busy while you wait for the guys...readies the bazooka
Dead-(Oh! Stupid fingers!) Red Alert: Uh...
DeathCaller: BOOM!! blasts the oversized gun
The smoke clears, and shows Red Alert scratch free and his optics wide. Even his grip on the chair is strong
DeathCaller: Crap! Why did I have to remember to put up the glass wall today?!
Optimus and the other Autobots run in
Hotshot: Where is that gay wad?!
Scavenger: points to the freaked out Red Alert There he is!
Optimus: Autobots! ATTACK!
everyone runs to the screaming Red Alert and tackles him. They start punching and kicking Red as they roll around and DeathCaller watches
DeathCaller: faces the audiences and hides the bazooka behind her back () Um...Well, I guess that's all from Red Alert. Heh...Sorry, you guys gad to see that. I tried. 'Til next time! Bye! waves
Optimus: I am Optimus Prime! Leader of the Autobots! Not Leader of the Gaybots!
Yay! Chapter 2 up! R&R! And I hope you guys liked it! Next time, we'll be torturing-OO I mean...talking with Scavenger!
