Author's note: I do not own FMA or its characters. I also do not own the song titles.

The Blue Danube – Learning to Dance

When he was twelve, his mother decided he needed to learn to dance. He hated it at first, but after awhile, he began to realize there was a pattern to it, like alchemy. It took everyone by surprise when the worst dancer in the class suddenly became the best. He found dance soothing now instead of irritating. And he found that it impressed girls that he could waltz, gavotte, minuet, and foxtrot without ever stepping on their feet.