Chapter 3
"Scavenger"
DeathCaller: Hey everyone! I know how things have been getting hectic and weird on this fic. But I'm trying to make it humorous. I know it may offend you guys, and I'm sorry. But I just find torturing these guys to be fun. So anyway. Our next guest is...Scavenger! (((claps politely)))
Scavenger: (((peeks through the doorway))) Er...umm...Are you going to attack me?
DeathCaller: No...not this time. I'm feeling a bit calm today. Kinda sad actually.
Scavenger: Really? (((blinks and walks in)))
DeathCaller: Please do take a seat. And may I comment that you must have gotten a new paint job? You look quite shiny and new.
Scavenger: Th-thanks...You know, the guys warned me that you'll pull a trick on me and attack at the least expected moment.
DeathCaller: (((glares at Scavenger))) If you keep saying stuff like that...(((takes her bazooka from behind her chair, aims it and cock's it))) ...I just might do it...
Scavenger: (((gulps))) (if that's even possible for robots) Right...so anyway. What's the questions that you have for me? This IS an interview, right?
DeathCaller: (((opens a can of Diet Mountain Dew))) Yes...sips a bit
Scavenger: O.o o.O (((mouths out))) Oh no...
DeathCaller: (((has her bazooka slung over her shoulder))) What? Oh, the MD. No biggy. I'm too depressed about stuff right now. You don't have to worry about me getting after someone. Besides, I have this new CD that helps me vent out my anger when I listen to it.
Scavenger: Really? What's it called? (((relaxes in his chair)))
DeathCaller: Disturbed... (((drools))) The album's name is "Sickness". These guys are great. Oh, and I'm gothic. But still Christian. I like the style, and I'm usually depressed a lot in the real world when not with my friends, or something bothersome is on my mind. So I'm fitting in pretty good.
Scavenger: Is it possible to be goth and Christian at the same time?
DeathCaller: Actually, yes. I have a boyfriend who is goth, and he believes in Jesus; and he knows about God now. All thanks to me! I think... Because I introduced him to God. Ahh...(((sips more of her diet mountain dew))) I think I'm a miracle worker. But anyway...H-HEY! I'm suppose to be asking the questions! This is MY interview!
Scavenger: O.O Hit the deck! She's gonna BLOW! (((hides behind his chair)))
DeathCaller: (((takes a deep breath and pulls her CD player from behind her chair and plays Disturbed really loud with her headphones on))) Grrr...
Scavenger: (((gets back in his chair))) Oh yeah. I forgot...()
DeathCaller: (((takes another sip of her Diet Mountain Dew and puts her bazooka next to her chair))) Anyway, we better get done with the interview. Two questions and you're free to go.
Scavenger: Ok.
DeathCaller: First question: Are you always serious? Or do you ever joke around? I've never seen you laugh or play a joke on anyone.
Scavenger: Well...There WAS this one time that I played a prank on Optimus. But that's just to get him back for something that happened from many years ago, when we were kids. ((chuckles at this))) Yes, I remember. I got him to sit on a melted-chocolate-covered whoopee cousion in class during High School. Man...that was the best! He looked like he-
DeathCaller: O.o SOILED HIMSELF! (((busts out laughing))) (((Turns down her CD player some))) WOW! That's a great prank! I'll have to try that one day. Thank you for the idea!
Scavenger: Erm...You're welcome?
DeathCaller: (((calms down from laughing))) Ok, question two...(((sighs))) What about that sleep problem you have when you were training Hot Shot in the first few episodes you joined with the Autobots?
Scavenger: What about it? Well, (((taps his chin and thinks))) I get bored easily. It's hard to stay awake when teaching someone, who pretty much sucks, something new. They take forever; I'm not really that much of a patient 'bot when it comes to training others.
DeathCaller: I see...Well, that's something I never thought of. Ok. That's all of the interview.
HotShot: (((bursts through the doors))) I SUCK? But I'm your student! That's not fair! I'm still learning!
Scavenger: He heard me? (((runs to the door to escape)))
DeathCaller: (((looks at Scavenger and shrugs))) I have a boyfriend now. I'm over Hot Shot...So...(((lifts her bazooka and aims it at Hot Shot and Scavenger))) (((Drinks the rest of her Diet Mountain Dew)))
Hot Shot and Scavenger: AHHH!
DeathCaller: (((pulls the trigger))) CHA - BOOOOOMM! (((grins and looks to the smoke)))
(((smoke clears and shows Hot Shot and Scavenger in a heap, twitching and squeaking)))
DeathCaller: Hee hee. (((lowers her can and bazooka))) You can't end my interview without a bang. See ya! Until next chapter! Next up is Hot Shot! (((gives everyone the peace sign))) Megan out!
