Hey y'all! isso8 here! If you like comedy, than you've come to the right place! I will be writing several "episodes" of Toad and Toadette together. Instead of one big fic, each chapter will be an "episode." Like this chapter, will introduce them to you, and the next will have them somewhere like "At the beach." I hope you enjoy the mini-episode!

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It was a cool calm morning in Toadville. Well, it was until Toad and Toadette woke up.

Alarm: BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZ

Toad: Shut that thing off!

Toadette: I can't!

Toad: Did you try the hammer?

Toadette: Nope, not yet.

Toad: No wonder.

Toadette: Smashes alarm with hammer

Toad: what's for breakfast?

Toadette: Scrambled Yoshi eggs, and a cup of Toffee (Like coffee, only it combines Toad with it, making "Toffee")

Toad: In other words, the usall.

Toadette: Yep.

Toad: Anything good in the paper?

Toadette: Nope, nothing. Same old boring stuff, "Peach kidnapped," "President resigns," "Giant Blooper attacks small city."

Toad: Oh, well. What are we doing today?

Toadette: Well, it's saturday, so we really don't have anything to do.

Toad: Your supposed to put a capital S in Saturday.

Toadette: Sorry, Mr. "Precise"

Toad: What did you call me?

Toadette: Nothing.

Toad: Yes you did!

Toadette: I didn't!

Toad: Don't make me come over there! You know I was the two-time wrestling champ in high-school!

Toadette: You only won, because everyone forfeited with the flu. The second time you won, because everyone was busy playing with the new "Gamemushroom" video game system.

Toad: That's it! I'm comin' over there!

Toad started toward Toadette, but Toadette quickly flashed her Karate moves at Toad, and knocked him to the ground.

Toad: Owwww! Ok, you win!

Toadette: Ha! In your face!

Toad: You don't have to rub it in!

Toadette: That's right I don't HAVE to. But I WANT to. HAHA! You stink!

Toad: Sigh I can't understand why I couldn't get an apartment APART from toadette!

Toadette: Hey! Put a capital in front of my name!

Toad: Make me!

Toadette: Tackles Toad

And so the two fought for a long couple of minutes until the doorbell rang.

Toad: Who is it?

Toadette: I'll get it!

Toad: No me!

Toadette: Fine, I'll hide and listen in to the conversation.

Toad opened the door and found a package on the ground.

Toadette: Who is it?

Toad: A package.

Package: Um, I'm looking for a "Mr. Toadette."

Toad: You mean Mrs.?

Package: Oh, yeah, I guess so.

Toadette: So, package, where are you from.

Package: Well, I'm from Packageland, but I was raised in Boxville.

Toad: I thought boxville changed its name to Box City.

Package: I was raised before it changed its name.

Toad: Oh.

Toadette: What'd you bring us?

Package: Nothing really, I just kinda wanted to talk a little bit, have some fun.

Toadette: You wanna come inside and play Mario Kart?

Package: Sure!

Three minutes later

Package: Oh, I'm in first! AA! I'm in second! Now I'm back in first! The race is almost overrrrrr, YES! HA! I WON! IN YOUR FACE! OH YEAH! WOO HOO!

Toad: Heh-heh. Maybe we should stop now.

Package: Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!

Toadette: Well, you can keep playing. I have to...um, go do something else!

Package: Ok.

Toad: Wait for me!

Toad and Toadette raced into the bedroom and locked the door.

Toad: What are we going to do? He doesn't seem like he's going to leave anytime soon.

Toadette: Oh, come on! I'm sure he'll leave soon.

5 weeks later

Toadette: He won't be staying much longer.

3 years later

Toadette: He's bound to get tired sometime!

Many centuries later

Toad: That's it! I'm shovin' him outta the house!

Toadette: I'm with you!

Package: Oh yeah! I won! BOOYAH!

Toad: Package, it's time for you to go.

Package: I just got here!

Toad: 5,000 years ago!

Package: My, it's getting late. Well I guess I'll be going now bye!

And with that, the package left the house.

Toad: That's all we had to do?

Toadette: Why didn't you think of this?

Toad: You were supposed to!

Toadette: No you!

Toad: No you!

Toadette: No you!

15,000 years later

Toad: NO you!

The end

How was that? Yeah I know, pretty stupid. The next episode will be better, OK?

See ya'

isso8