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It was a cool calm morning in Toadville. Well, it was until Toad and Toadette woke up.
Alarm: BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZ
Toad: Shut that thing off!
Toadette: I can't!
Toad: Did you try the hammer?
Toadette: Nope, not yet.
Toad: No wonder.
Toadette: Smashes alarm with hammer
Toad: what's for breakfast?
Toadette: Scrambled Yoshi eggs, and a cup of Toffee (Like coffee, only it combines Toad with it, making "Toffee")
Toad: In other words, the usall.
Toadette: Yep.
Toad: Anything good in the paper?
Toadette: Nope, nothing. Same old boring stuff, "Peach kidnapped," "President resigns," "Giant Blooper attacks small city."
Toad: Oh, well. What are we doing today?
Toadette: Well, it's saturday, so we really don't have anything to do.
Toad: Your supposed to put a capital S in Saturday.
Toadette: Sorry, Mr. "Precise"
Toad: What did you call me?
Toadette: Nothing.
Toad: Yes you did!
Toadette: I didn't!
Toad: Don't make me come over there! You know I was the two-time wrestling champ in high-school!
Toadette: You only won, because everyone forfeited with the flu. The second time you won, because everyone was busy playing with the new "Gamemushroom" video game system.
Toad: That's it! I'm comin' over there!
Toad started toward Toadette, but Toadette quickly flashed her Karate moves at Toad, and knocked him to the ground.
Toad: Owwww! Ok, you win!
Toadette: Ha! In your face!
Toad: You don't have to rub it in!
Toadette: That's right I don't HAVE to. But I WANT to. HAHA! You stink!
Toad: Sigh I can't understand why I couldn't get an apartment APART from toadette!
Toadette: Hey! Put a capital in front of my name!
Toad: Make me!
Toadette: Tackles Toad
And so the two fought for a long couple of minutes until the doorbell rang.
Toad: Who is it?
Toadette: I'll get it!
Toad: No me!
Toadette: Fine, I'll hide and listen in to the conversation.
Toad opened the door and found a package on the ground.
Toadette: Who is it?
Toad: A package.
Package: Um, I'm looking for a "Mr. Toadette."
Toad: You mean Mrs.?
Package: Oh, yeah, I guess so.
Toadette: So, package, where are you from.
Package: Well, I'm from Packageland, but I was raised in Boxville.
Toad: I thought boxville changed its name to Box City.
Package: I was raised before it changed its name.
Toad: Oh.
Toadette: What'd you bring us?
Package: Nothing really, I just kinda wanted to talk a little bit, have some fun.
Toadette: You wanna come inside and play Mario Kart?
Package: Sure!
Three minutes later
Package: Oh, I'm in first! AA! I'm in second! Now I'm back in first! The race is almost overrrrrr, YES! HA! I WON! IN YOUR FACE! OH YEAH! WOO HOO!
Toad: Heh-heh. Maybe we should stop now.
Package: Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!
Toadette: Well, you can keep playing. I have to...um, go do something else!
Package: Ok.
Toad: Wait for me!
Toad and Toadette raced into the bedroom and locked the door.
Toad: What are we going to do? He doesn't seem like he's going to leave anytime soon.
Toadette: Oh, come on! I'm sure he'll leave soon.
5 weeks later
Toadette: He won't be staying much longer.
3 years later
Toadette: He's bound to get tired sometime!
Many centuries later
Toad: That's it! I'm shovin' him outta the house!
Toadette: I'm with you!
Package: Oh yeah! I won! BOOYAH!
Toad: Package, it's time for you to go.
Package: I just got here!
Toad: 5,000 years ago!
Package: My, it's getting late. Well I guess I'll be going now bye!
And with that, the package left the house.
Toad: That's all we had to do?
Toadette: Why didn't you think of this?
Toad: You were supposed to!
Toadette: No you!
Toad: No you!
Toadette: No you!
15,000 years later
Toad: NO you!
The end
How was that? Yeah I know, pretty stupid. The next episode will be better, OK?
See ya'
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