Having fun, everyone? I'm glad I got to make some people happy when they were having a bad day with this. Wow, my fic is a miracle worker. Lol Well, read, and have fun laughing.

Chapter 5

"Jet Fire"

DeathCaller: Hey everyone! (((sits in a gigantical recliner))) Is "gigantical" even word? Anyway, I'm sorry that I've taken a great deal of time to make another chapter. As I believe that I've said before, I have limited access to the computer. That means that I have to pay money by the minute when I get online. Plus I was writing a book and had promised myself that I'd finish it before my birthday. Heh... Well, I better get on with the interview. Today, our guest is Jet Fire! (((claps as he walks in)))

Jet Fire: Death! How's it goin'? (((thumps back in his big recliner))) I heard you really freaked the other guys out.

DeathCaller: Really?

(((((((BACK STAGE)))))))

Optimus: (((is sitting in a corner, sitting with his knees up to his chest))) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...bazoo-z-z-zoo...bazooka...Ka-BOOM! (((spreads open his arms, acting out an explosion))) No! Don't hurt me! (((runs away)))

Hotshot: I am the forever servant of the Grim Reaper's daughter...Forever servant...forever...forever...

Red Alert: (((holds up a hammer and a wrench))) (((Acts as the hammer in a squeaky voice and acts as the wrench in a deep voice))) Hello, mister wrench! Hello, mister hammer. I am going to blow you up with my bazooka because I am a crazy sugar-high person, mister wrench! You are? Oh no! Run my friends! The hammers are planning against us! Prepare for war! AHHHHH!

Scavenger: (((watches Red Alert throw the wrench across the room))) Take cover! It's gonna blow! The wrench is mad at us!

Optimus: (((is now running in circles with his arms flapping in the air))) AHHH! Death is going to shoot me! Help! (((is thwacked in the head by the flying wrench and falls over, unconscious)))

Hotshot: (((eyes grow wide))) She after me! AHHHHHH! (((runs out of the building)))

(((((((ON STAGE)))))))

DeathCaller: (((clears her throat))) Oh. Did I do that?

Jet Fire: Yep.

DeathCaller: Hmm. Oh well. (((shrugs her shoulders))) They'll get over it sooner or later.

Jet Fire: Yeah, I'm sure they will. (((mumbles))) After ten years of psycology.

DeathCaller: Did'ja say something?

Jet Fire: ((( looks around))) Who? Me? Naww. So how about we get on with the interview?

DeathCaller: Sure. So, first question: (((thinks for a long moment, then grows wide eyed and looks up to Jet Fire))) Where do transformer babies come from?

Jet Fire: Well...Umm...You see...When a mommy transformer and a daddy transformer love each other very much, they go to the baby factory and buy some parts and bring them to a special doctor so they can customize their kids.

DeathCaller: Oh. Wow... (((smiles happily))) Thanks a bunch! (((mumbles to herself))) So many mysteries I have yet to learn...Next question!

Jet Fire: All right.

DeathCaller: Question two: Is that mask permanent? Or can you take it off. Don't you guys eat?

Jet Fire: Actually, we do eat. But you never see it in the episodes. We eat when the cameras are off. The action must always be rolling! So yeah, we can take off our masks.

DeathCaller: Fascinating! Question three: Can Transformer males get prostate cancer?

Jet Fire: WHAT! Uh...No. Where would you get a crazy idea like that? That's just crazy!

DeathCaller: Oh. I saw it on that strange show. It's called "Robot Chicken". (((does not own)))

Jet Fire: That's just crazy.

DeathCaller: Question four: Do you think those guys will ever get better?

Jet Fire: I'm sure after I come back to them, they'll realize that you've finally calmed down.

DeathCaller: That's good to hear. Well, that's all the questions! Good luck getting the others to stay out of statis lock. Haha.

Jet Fire: See ya later! (((walks off stage)))

DeathCaller: Bye! (((waves)))

Jet Fire: (((once, on the back stage, he notices that the Autobots are gone and turns on his com-link))) Optimus, where did you go?

Optimus: We're back at the base. We've finally calmed down a bit.

Jet Fire: Good, but you better start freaking out again.

Optimus: Why is that, Jet Fire?

Jet Fire: (((speaks in a dark voice))) They know the male Transformer secret...

Optimus: What! Return to base! We're getting neutered!

Jet Fire: Optimus! That's crazy! There must be some other way!

Optimus: You're right. I'm thinking to drasticly. But return to base anyway and prepare for war! (((says in dark voice))) We attack at dawn...

Jet Fire: Yes, sir! (((turns off com-link)))

In the next..."My Mountain Dew!"...

Optimus: "F" is for friends who do stuff together!

Hotshot: "U" is for you and me!

Red Alert: "N" is for anywhere and anytime at all!

All Autobots and Deceptcons: Here in the deep green Dew!

DeathCaller: (((swims in front of the Transformers and looks to the camera...)))

Hmmmm, this is strange. Wonder what's gonna happen then? Review and you'll find out as soon as I write the next chapter. 'Til then, have a good day.