Hey everyone! I'm back with another crazy episode of Toad and Toadette!
Enjoy!

Once upon a time, there was a Toad and a Toadette. They wanted to compete in the Mario Kart: Double Dash races, so they signed up for them. However, they were only able to enter one race. The very dangerous Rainbow Road.

Toad: Isn't this awesome! We get to comptet in the Mario Kart race!

Toadette: What kind of speeling is "comptet?"

Toad: I don't know. Why don't you look at your last sentence, and find out.

Toadette: Speeling? Heh-heh. No wonder Yoshi won the spelling bee.

Toad: I remember that bee. It was amazing! It knew how to spell my name!

Toadette: Your name isn't that complicated to spell, Taod.

Toad: HA! You just spelled it wrong!

Toadette: No, I just typed to fast!

Toad: Yeah, sure.

Toadette: We'd better get to our kart. The race is about to start.

Toad: I call driver!

Toadette: Whatever you say!

Toad: I hope we lots of the Golden Mushroom thingies that make us go really fast!

Toadette: I like Red Shells better, though.

Toad: Whatever.

Guy who does the green light thing: Alright, drivers! Are you all ready?

Everyone: Yes. JUST START THE RACE ALREADY!

Guy who does the green light thing: Ok, 3...2...1...GO!

All of the racers instantly shot forward past the starting line.

Toad: WOOHOO! YEAH!

Toadette: We're in first!

Toad: Here comes the first item box.

Toad and Toadette hit the item box, and Toadette got a Green Shell. She waited until Mario and Luigi were right behind them, and fired it backwards. The shell hit Mario and Luigi just right, and they fell off the side of the track. The one dude with the fishing pole thingy however, saved Mario and Luigi, and put them back on the track. Unfortunately for Mario and Luigi, they were then in 8th.

Toadette: My turn to drive!

Toad: We just started the race!

Toadette: It's already the second lap! You know there are only three of them!

Toad: You can drive the last lap!

Toadette: That means you would drive 2 laps, and I would drive only one!

Toad: This is no time for math lessons!

Toadette: I don't care! Just let me drive!

Toadette leaped to the front of the car, and tried to take the wheel from Toad.

Toad: Hey! Watch it!

Toadette: Let me drive!

The kart swerved, and almost fell off the side. The near fall was enough of a slowdown that Baby Mario and Baby Luigi passed the fighting Mushroomees for first place.

Toad: Now look what you did!

Toadette: Hey! You wouldn't let me drive!

Toad: Fine! You can drive.

Toad switched places with Toadette, and grabbed a Red Shell in the process.

Toad threw the shell, and hit Baby Mario and Baby Luigi easily.

Toad: Take that, Baby Luigi and Baby Mario!

Toadette skillfully maneuvered their kart past the babies, and crossed the finish line. Now, it was the final lap.

Toadette: OK, final lap. Now we just have to keep from falling off the course.

Toad: With you at the wheel, I'm not so sure how long we can last.

Toadette: What did you say?

Toad: Nothing.

Toadette: Oh, yeah? I'll prove that we won't fall off the side.

Toad: Do it, "Ms. Hothead."

Toadette: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Toadette swerved the kart dangerously to one side. Toad, however was able to keep them from falling off, by shifting his weight to one side.

Toad: You almost made us fall off!

Toadette: You called me "Ms. Hothead!"

Toad: Well, you are a hothead!

Toadette: That's it! I don't care if we win!

Toadette threw the kart off the side, and Toad yelled.

Toad: WHAT THE MUSHROOM ARE YOU DOING?

Toadette: This is what you get for calling me a hothead!

Toad: Grrr. Stupid mouth! I HATE YOU, MOUTH!

Toadette: Well, there he goes, talking to himself.

Toad: That's it! Gimme the wheel!

Toad tossed himself to the front of the kart, and fought for the wheel. In the process, he accidentally started passing up the other racers that had passed them up. Soon there were back in second, entering the final turn.

Toad: Turn left!

Toadette: No right! There's a Banana Peel to the left! (And the turn itself was to the right.)

Toad: If we win this, I'm becoming naked in public!

Toadette: Fine!

Motivated by Toad's challenge. Toadette burst the kart right past the first place kart at the last second!

Toadette: We won, now you have to keep your promise.

Toad: Darn!

The next day...

Toad: I can't believe you got us first place!

Toadette: Well, hey! You're the one who said what you said!

Toad: Whatever. Let's get this over with.

Toadette: (Into loud speaker) Good afternoon everyone! I'm your host Toadette! Today I will be presenting to you, a live, nude, Toad!

Instantly, a spotlight brightened the dark room, and everyone could see the naked Toad.

Everyone: WOOHOO! YEAH! ALRIGHT!

Toad: I hate my stupid mouth even more!

The end!

HAHAHAHA! Nice going, Toad!

More episodes will come soon!

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