Toad & Toadette: At the beach!
It was a pretty morning in the city of Toadville, which was located right next to the Tacific Ocean. (T-acific. Hmmm. Wonder where that name came from.)
Toad: Ahh, what a beautiful morning!
Toadette: Cold, though.
Toad: If you call 103 degrees cold.
Toadette: What? Let me see the tempature!
Toad: You know what this means?
Toadette: That global warming does exist?
Toad: No, it means we can go to the beach!
Toadette: WOOHOO! I love leaches! He's my favorite slimy thing!
Toad: Not a leach, the beach!
Toadette: Oh, Ok! Peach is cool!
Toad: Not Princess Peach, the BEACH! THE BEACH! WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Toadette: Ok.
Toad: Now, well need sunscreen.
Toadette: You're supposed to put a ' in we'll.
Toad: Whatever.
Toadette: Now, we'll also need a picnic lunch.
Toad: It's only 7 in the morning!
Toadette: Oh, sorry. We'll need a picnic breakfast.
Toad: Not really. We can just stop by the T-onut shop. (Everything seems to begin with a T in Toadville.)
Toadette: Oh, yeah! That would work. I love T-onuts!
So, Toad and Toadette packed up and were on their way.
Toad: Watch out! There are cars coming!
Toadette: Don't worry! We've already made out our will.
Toad: You don't care about anything, do you, Toadette?
Toadette: Not really.
Toad and Toadette stopped by the T-onut shop, where they waited about 45 minutes for Toadette to choose a T-onut flavor.
Toad: Well, you at least care about something. Which T-onut you want. We waited for 45 minutes! 45! We barley escaped the angry mob!
Toadette: Hey! They had just over 3 flavors!
Toad: Oh, yeah! 4 total flavors! You really need 45 minutes to decide if you want, Chunky Tofu, Chocolate Delight, Spinach Nightmare, or Bird Doo Supreme.
Toadette: Well, I'm glad I picked the first one.
Toad: (Turns green.)
Toadette: Ok, we're here!
Toad and Toadette saw to Tacific Ocean right in front of them. The raced right to edge of the water and stripped down to their swimsuits.
Toad: Last one in is a-
Toadette was already out swimming in the water.
Toad: Fat Rat.
Toadette waved, and got Toad's attention.
Toadette: Hey, Toad! I'll race you out to those ropes and back!
Toadette pointed to the safety ropes about 30 feet from shore.
Toad: You're on!
Toad and Toadette raced to the ropes and back, both trying to push the other under water. They struggled to swim to the shore, but Toadette finally got to the sand first.
Toadette: Ha! I won! You stink! I rock! This day belongs to Toadette!
Toad and several other people noticed something missing from Toadette.
Toad: Uh, Toadette?
Toadette: What, loser?
Toad pointed to Toadette's body. Toadette looked down.
Toadette: AAAAAA!
With all the struggling in the water, both Toadette's top AND bottom swimsuits had been stripped off, leaving her naked.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!
Toadette: Toad! You did this to me! Come here you lil'
Toadette tackled Toad and tried to strip HIS clothes off, but the police caught her.
Police Officer: What are you doing to this poor citizen, young naked lady?
Toadette: HE TOOK MY CLOTHES OFF!
Police Officer: Yeah, right! Go put your clothes back on!
Toadette: Yes, officer.
Police Officer: Now, I want you to tell me that your sorry, OK?
Toadette: (Through clinched teeth.) Sorry Toad.
Police Officer: Now, was that so hard?
Toadette: Yes, it was hard, but this isn't!
Toadette flashed her karate moves at the police officer, and took off running. Toad went after her, and the two never came back to the beach again.
The end.
Stupid stories, huh? Well, they are supposed to be stupid, but funny.
Tell me if I should change the fiction rating, OK?
