Toad and Toadette: At school.
It was early morning at school...
Teacher: Alright, class! Settle down.
Class: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Teacher: SETTLE DOWN!
Class: Sorry, Ms. Teacherette.
Teacher: I have some good news.
Class: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Teacher: We're going on a field trip to see Rattle Snakes!
Class: BOOOOO!
Teacher: Not today!
Class: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Teacher: Tomorrow.
Class: BOOOOOOO!
Toad: I hate Rattle Snakes!
Toadette: Me, too!
Toad: I HATE EM' MORE!
Toadette: NO I DO!
Teacher: NO I DO MORE! I-I mean settle down students. I'm sure Rattle Snakes aren't that bad.
Toad: Are you supposed to capitalize rattle snakes ALL the time?
Teacher: I don't know, but if you aren't, just blame the author.
Toad: If you say so!
Teacher: Now, I want all of you to bring some-
Toad: IBPROFIN?
Toadette: A shotgun?
Teacher: Yes! Yes! I-I mean NO! I want all of you to bring some snacks to the field trip, OK?
Toad: Whatever, (Whispers into Toadette's ear) Loser.
Teacher: Excuse, me?
Toad: N-nothing.
Teacher: Whatever.
Toad: Phew!
Teacher: Now, it's time to move on to the next class!
Toad: Huh?
Teacher: No, math. Not 'huh'
Toad: Oh.
Teacher: Can someone tell me what 123,304 times 34,211 is?
Toadette: What is this? 3rd grade? That is the easiest problem EVER!
Teacher: Tell me the answer.
Toad: It's-
Toadette: 4,218,353,144.
Teacher: Very good,...um,...whatever your name is.
Toadette: Toadette.
Teacher: Yes?
Toadette: No, my name is Toadette.
Teacher: Oh, my name is, too.
Toadette: Nice.
Teacher: Well, we better move on to the next subject.
Class: Whatever. (Whispers into each other's ears) Loser.
Teacher: Now, you remember Mr. Blinker, don't you?
Toad: The guy who invented that one machine, that was built to make popcorn and candy at the same time?
Toadette: Oh, yeah! I remember him! His machine mal-functioned, and exploded. It took 3 days to fix the school.
Toad: That was cool!
Teacher: Don't worry, he isn't coming. We're just going to give him thank-you notes!
Class: BOOOOOO!
The teacher wrote a nice note on the blackboard, and instructed everyone to write it. The note read:
i Dear, Mr. Blinker,
We students of Mushroom Elementary, would like to thank you for your nice visit to our school.
Signed, (insert your name here.) i
So everyone wrote down exactly what was on the blackboard.
Toad's (And everyone else's) looked like this:
i Dear, Mr. Blinker,
We students of Mushroom Elementary, would like to thank you for your nice visit to our school.
Signed, (insert your name here.) i
Toad: Now that we've wrote EXACTLY what you put on the black board, what's next?
Teacher: Next? Well we're going to move on to spelling!
Class: BOOOOOOO!
Teacher: Now, spell 'Toadsworth'
Toad: That's easy! T-o-a-d-s-w-o-r-t-h
Teacher: Wow! I'm impressed.
Toad: What? I just looked up one line to see what the author typed.
Teacher: (Smacks face with her own hand)
Toad: What's next?
Teacher: (Nervously) Um,...yes! I think that it's time to let school out now!
Toadette: It's only 5 PM!
Teacher: Don't worry, I'm sure you mom won't mind!
Toad: She expects us to be back by 11 PM! We'll get grounded if we come home early.
Teacher: Who cares if you get grounded? Just get out!
Toad: Not until you teach us everything!
Class: Teach, teacher! Teach, teacher! Teach, teacher!
Teacher: AAAAAA! (Races out of the room, making a hole in a door the was closed.)
Toad: Wow, I can't believe it! She finally cracked! WOOHOO!
Toadette: YEAH!
Class: BOOYAH!
The end!
