Is anyone reading this? (Besides, TVgirl2006)

Toad and Toadette: At school.

It was early morning at school...

Teacher: Alright, class! Settle down.

Class: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Teacher: SETTLE DOWN!

Class: Sorry, Ms. Teacherette.

Teacher: I have some good news.

Class: WOOHOO! YEAH!

Teacher: We're going on a field trip to see Rattle Snakes!

Class: BOOOOO!

Teacher: Not today!

Class: WOOHOO! YEAH!

Teacher: Tomorrow.

Class: BOOOOOOO!

Toad: I hate Rattle Snakes!

Toadette: Me, too!

Toad: I HATE EM' MORE!

Toadette: NO I DO!

Teacher: NO I DO MORE! I-I mean settle down students. I'm sure Rattle Snakes aren't that bad.

Toad: Are you supposed to capitalize rattle snakes ALL the time?

Teacher: I don't know, but if you aren't, just blame the author.

Toad: If you say so!

Teacher: Now, I want all of you to bring some-

Toad: IBPROFIN?

Toadette: A shotgun?

Teacher: Yes! Yes! I-I mean NO! I want all of you to bring some snacks to the field trip, OK?

Toad: Whatever, (Whispers into Toadette's ear) Loser.

Teacher: Excuse, me?

Toad: N-nothing.

Teacher: Whatever.

Toad: Phew!

Teacher: Now, it's time to move on to the next class!

Toad: Huh?

Teacher: No, math. Not 'huh'

Toad: Oh.

Teacher: Can someone tell me what 123,304 times 34,211 is?

Toadette: What is this? 3rd grade? That is the easiest problem EVER!

Teacher: Tell me the answer.

Toad: It's-

Toadette: 4,218,353,144.

Teacher: Very good,...um,...whatever your name is.

Toadette: Toadette.

Teacher: Yes?

Toadette: No, my name is Toadette.

Teacher: Oh, my name is, too.

Toadette: Nice.

Teacher: Well, we better move on to the next subject.

Class: Whatever. (Whispers into each other's ears) Loser.

Teacher: Now, you remember Mr. Blinker, don't you?

Toad: The guy who invented that one machine, that was built to make popcorn and candy at the same time?

Toadette: Oh, yeah! I remember him! His machine mal-functioned, and exploded. It took 3 days to fix the school.

Toad: That was cool!

Teacher: Don't worry, he isn't coming. We're just going to give him thank-you notes!

Class: BOOOOOO!

The teacher wrote a nice note on the blackboard, and instructed everyone to write it. The note read:

i Dear, Mr. Blinker,

We students of Mushroom Elementary, would like to thank you for your nice visit to our school.

Signed, (insert your name here.) i

So everyone wrote down exactly what was on the blackboard.

Toad's (And everyone else's) looked like this:

i Dear, Mr. Blinker,

We students of Mushroom Elementary, would like to thank you for your nice visit to our school.

Signed, (insert your name here.) i

Toad: Now that we've wrote EXACTLY what you put on the black board, what's next?

Teacher: Next? Well we're going to move on to spelling!

Class: BOOOOOOO!

Teacher: Now, spell 'Toadsworth'

Toad: That's easy! T-o-a-d-s-w-o-r-t-h

Teacher: Wow! I'm impressed.

Toad: What? I just looked up one line to see what the author typed.

Teacher: (Smacks face with her own hand)

Toad: What's next?

Teacher: (Nervously) Um,...yes! I think that it's time to let school out now!

Toadette: It's only 5 PM!

Teacher: Don't worry, I'm sure you mom won't mind!

Toad: She expects us to be back by 11 PM! We'll get grounded if we come home early.

Teacher: Who cares if you get grounded? Just get out!

Toad: Not until you teach us everything!

Class: Teach, teacher! Teach, teacher! Teach, teacher!

Teacher: AAAAAA! (Races out of the room, making a hole in a door the was closed.)

Toad: Wow, I can't believe it! She finally cracked! WOOHOO!

Toadette: YEAH!

Class: BOOYAH!

The end!